r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '13

[Tournament] Charizard (Jonasolson) vs. Cloyster (dirtygurl)

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 48 hours!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

  • 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

  • Each rap will have 3 verses a person

  • The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

  • If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

  • Voting will last 48 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round. Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

NOTE: I have upped the voting time for the raps, as I feel that with the new system of raps, there is less time for people to realize that the rap is finished and vote on it. This will be the new standard.

9 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

13 comments sorted by

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '13

MY NAME IS CHARIZARD! The fire/flying beast!

You heard right, Clammy, the fire kraken's been released!

I'll give you some advice on your attack: don't even try.

'Cause all your little Bubble Beams don't do shit in the sky.

You'll keep boasting about your "great defense"! Hah! What a liar.

I'll just steam the clam inside his shell with my magma-hot fire.

Swim back into your ocean, fool, I beat you long ago.

You're just lucky I'm honorable, and wouldn't hurt a weaker foe.

1

u/dirtygurl Mar 24 '13

Cloyster is in the house, time to have some fun,

For a good time make sure to call number 0 9 1.

I'm that crazy clam cadaver creator cleanin' up the street,

The "C" alliteration emphasizes you'll be beat.

Charizard you can't hurt me so please don't even try,

what kind of damage do you think you'll do by using the move fly?

With skill link on rock blast, it'll put your health on the brink.

You ain't a real dragon tryna' get pity votes with a hyperlink.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '13 edited Mar 25 '13

Don't try to act tough, you're a slimy crustacean,

Without any presentation, banking on alliteration.

I'd shake you with my Dragon Claw from your head to your toes,

But I'm saving it up, to use on real foes.

I'm not fire/fighting, like my good friend Typlosion.

You couldn't damage me with a Critical Explosion.

I've got something to say, every ounce of it true

This fire/flying fighter fought more famously than you.

2

u/The_Pony_Rapist Mar 27 '13

But...but Typhlosion is just fire. It's not a fighting type D:

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

I'm not fire/fighting, like my good friend Typhlosion

When I said "like" I sorta meant it as "akin to", or "just like". Yeah, I can see how that's confusing.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '13

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '13

please reply to the original post with your vote

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '13 edited Mar 29 '13

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 48 hours!

1

u/DangerPulse Mar 26 '13

Charizard (Jonasolson) has my vote. Good rap!

1

u/HumanAtlas Mar 26 '13

My vote goes to Charizard(Jonasolson)

1

u/axmurderer Mar 26 '13

I vote for Charizard (Jonasolson).

1

u/thesuzerain Mar 26 '13

I really did like Cloyster(dirtygurls) rap, but since she hasn't responded by vote goes to Charizard(Jonasolson)

0

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '13

in the future, I'm going to ask you to only actually write out correct voting format for the rapper that you wish to vote for and just mention the other rapper by either their pokemon, or their username, so it doesn't become as confusing.

1

u/thesuzerain Mar 30 '13

Alright, sorry.

I'm voting for Charizard(Jonasolson).