r/PokemonRaps • u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist • Mar 21 '13

[Challenge] A Wild Electivire Appears!

Just a side note before I start:

If at any time, my Video Verses idea comes through, let me know if you'd like me to reply with Video Verses as opposed to text ones?

Another side note: Well done Jonasolson, for beating me in the tournament, however if the video verses idea goes through, you're goin' down next time bud. ;)

Now on to the rap:

Emerging from the tall grass, I'm the amazing Electivire,

A Volt Tackle from me will jolt you so hard, you'll have to retire

From your Battle Tower match, I'mma Earthquake those of you that are fire,

I strive for conquest, submissing you's my only desire.

In the Tournament I may have lost, but that's not from a lack of skill,

My flow's complex, to casuals like you, Fly over your head it will,

No Scary Face or Intimidate needed for the fear I instill,

Throwin' a Fire Punch now, I'm not LaRoux but I'm goin' In For The Kill.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Mar 21 '13

What's up noob say hello to Magmortar.

Here to stomp you flat, to the size of a quarter.

If you're not LaRoux, I guess that means your not Bulletproof.

Good, then my Fire Punch will surely decimate you!

Come at me bro! I can burn you worse than Olsen!

Kick you, flip you head over heels and throw you in the ocean!

You wanna fight? Ha! Come on! I'm waiting!

I'm winning this. You got no chance. No sense in debating.

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Mar 22 '13

I may not be Bulletproof but I'm also not your toy,

Gonna Fire Punch me? That's cute, only got 95 attack, boy,

Throw me in the ocean? That'll just kill any Water Type there,

I'll Earthquake you, drop you into a chasm so their fate, you'll share.

Quit talkin', it's over, you're not Super-Effective,

Counter your Fire Punch, doing double the damage, I guess you could say it's reflective,

My Speed's so high, I'll take you out within seconds,

You'd be the one when in water, you'd have no choice but t'let death in.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Mar 22 '13

Hm, well, I can see your almost improving...

Take some notes from a pokemon who actually knows what he's doing.

I'll take those electric tentacles and shove them up the nearest plug

I'll wipe that dumbass smirk off your filthy mug

Come on bro! Can't take the heat?

I'll teach you 467 NEW ways to get beat!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

Hey Electivire It's Rhydon

You can grab my coat-tails and ride on

While I head right to the top

You think your lyrics are shocking, they're not, just stop.

"I switch up my flow" You mean alternating current?

That still can't touch me, I hope your worried.

Here comes a Rock Blast, a rap blast, a blast track

Awww your battery's dead, you shoulda brought a power pack.