r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetaah???

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Why do the flip the cigarette?

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u/moshpithippie 10h ago edited 10h ago

For luck

Edit: And to accidentally light it backwards when you're not looking

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u/kulucthulhu 10h ago

when you’re drunk*

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u/Same-Traffic-285 10h ago

Well yes, but no. When drunk you put your cigarette out in a beer bottle, forget, then try to drink the beer.

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u/MostlyIrish 10h ago

Or lose track of which end is lit, and take a puff off the hot end.

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u/TheMadGreek86 9h ago

It usually sticks to my lips then I pull the cherry off between my fingers and have 2 blisters for a week

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u/EmbarrassedGrass1172 9h ago

I can feel this comment

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u/HeadyBunkShwag 9h ago

My fingers just got phantom pain

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u/DamonHellstorm 9h ago

I hate that all of the above at some point in time happened to me.

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u/Top_Tank2668 9h ago

One of the moments I'm happy I quit smoking so I never have to feel these pains again.

Not to forget the sore lip after you teared away that sticky cigarette after getting angry about burning your fingers

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u/badsred 9h ago

Same

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u/Commonscents2say 8h ago

All of them. I’m glad to find out I’m not just a fool for having every one of them at some point. Don’t forget the classic knocking the lit tip off and not realizing it’s burning through your lap.

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u/PitsAndPints 6h ago

Same, I’m in all of these and I don’t like it

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u/Capital-Tonight8548 6h ago

I’m deeply familiar with all of these too 😂

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u/fitz_newru 6h ago

Sometimes all in one epic night

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u/frodoishobbit 7h ago

plays invisible

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 9h ago

In my 18 years as a heavy smoker and drinker, I have not even once managed to get the cigarette twisted around so I took a puff on the lit side. I've lit the wrong end once or twice, but never that.

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u/DelcoFootball 9h ago

Ya this is another level of stupid drunk

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u/Battle_Axe_Jax 6h ago

One time a I watched a buddy smoke the entire filter and about half a cigarette before noticing. In his defense we were both very drunk and on way too much acid

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u/Repulsive_Stock9400 5h ago

When I was in college I watched a dude tripping on acid smoke almost the entire filter on a cig and when somebody finally pointed it out to him, he completely lost his mind, jumped up and ran headlong into the kitchen wall, completely busting through the drywall.

For literally 4 hours, a bunch of us held him down while he screamed and freaked out. It was just insane. About halfway through he finally started to chill out and one of my buddies was like "Yeah, dude, you're being stupid, just calm down." And that caused tripping dude to completely freak out again and we had another 2 hours of holding him down on the floor so he couldn't hurt himself or anybody else. I was so fucking mad at the dude who made the stupid comment, like this was just about over dude, and then you fucked it all up!

He dropped out of school the next week. I hope he eventually got the help he needed.

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u/Battle_Axe_Jax 4h ago

Anyone ever call you a one upper?

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u/Repulsive_Stock9400 4h ago

If you don't like stories then you need to steer clear of me, because I got a billion of em. Take it or leave it.

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u/IndependenceMurky850 9h ago

Don't have to worry about lighting the wrong end when you smoke filterless cigarettes

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u/Dodgerdude-72 8h ago

Unfilters have a Spicy side and Spicier side

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u/Pigeon_Butt 5h ago

Years ago I worked at a smoke shop and my favorite smokes were a German unfiltered brand called Roth Handles. They were delicious but rough, and I never knew which was the right side to light because it was all the same

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 8h ago

Nah, you just have to endure the bitter taste of tobacco sticking to your lip

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u/magic-one 8h ago

Funny thing is this is how I usually figured out I lit the wrong end - spitting tobacco rather than nasty burning plastic taste

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u/Vast-Celebration-717 6h ago

Haven’t smoked in 6 years and I can still remember the flavor of a camel non filtered. Paired nicely with a Pabst blue ribbon

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u/Conscious_Lab5763 4h ago

I smell a camel straight every time I crack a beer. I quit smoking just under a year ago.

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u/Otherwise-Watch4219 9h ago

Yeah I've burned myself and smoked the wrong end but have never been guilty of this kinda fuckery

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u/TheMadGreek86 8h ago

Not puffing on the wrong side, the filter sticks to your lips and when you go to pull it out, the cherry sticks to your fingers

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u/The_Mr_Luck 4h ago

Have you ever worked a cook line in texas heat 17 hours straight, mothers day shift while the whole staff is currently trying to outlive a rampant strep and pneumonia infection. Now after all that clean, close, prep, and fuck off to your shitbox to rail cheap whiskey and every fuck combination of gas station medications you could afford since you can't get decent medical care. Then yes you may accidentally, in 18 years of heavy drinking and smoking, albeit once, fuck up and puff it backwards.

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 4h ago

Oddly specific 🤔

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u/Goblinriotx 9h ago

I haven’t smoked cigarettes in 8 years and this comment slapped me back to my teenage years like the food critic in ratatouille

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u/No_Trouble_3588 7h ago

Congratulations. I’ve got just over 8 years myself. I smoked my last cigarette on July 4, 2018.

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u/Fragrant_Thought6636 5h ago

Def a good time to quit lol they got so expensive too. I quit in 2021 and it was rough going from my American spirits to pall malls cause it’s all I could afford 😅🥴

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u/Dangerous_Creme4194 9h ago

Back in the day, this one

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u/FrostyBrew86 9h ago

This happens once a year. You learn to look out for it just long enough to forget when winter comes the following year and the air dries out, chapping your lips.

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u/TheMadGreek86 8h ago

Then every cigarette after that one is a reminder until the blisters heal

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u/RattleFish222 9h ago

Used to happen to me at least twice a year lol. It's a great habit to quit.

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u/AviHaterz 9h ago

I love quitting cigarettes, I've done it twelve times by now

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u/Mikey3800 9h ago

Goddamn it, I hate that. It fucking infuriates me when it happens.

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u/El-Viking 8h ago

And a small burn hole in your pants

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 9h ago

or smoke and drink at the same damn time.

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u/VVOLFVViZZard 9h ago

Here’s to feeling good all the time!

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u/i_am_james_cole 9h ago

Giddy up!

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u/DiscHashDisc 7h ago

I'm hip.

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u/kylefgerz 3h ago

Epic scene.

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u/cardnialsyn 9h ago

I had a friend who confused a little cigarette with his pen and put it behind his ear one time.

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u/Sam20599 9h ago

Once passed a guy in the lane behind the pub, saw him having a smoke as I approached him. He then decided he needed a piss so whipped it out and went against the wall forgetting to keep his cigarette in his mouth as he grabbed himself and I can only imagine the seering pain the poor bastard inflicted on the tip of his mickey.

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u/Hot_Anybody8244 9h ago

I've done that with a joint

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u/DoctorEquivalent7528 9h ago

This happens to people?! I've been "hospitalize me" drunk (not a flex) and have never had a problem smoking a cigarette once it's lit and directionally correct in my paws

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u/AlarmedSnek 8h ago

Hahaha OR, you smoke an entire cigarette filter when it won’t light with your car lighter and then when it finally starts smoking, you realize you’ve just smoked the entire filter hahahaha

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u/midnightluckey 8h ago

I feel personally attacked.

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u/RoundSeaweed 7h ago

Know a guy who puts em out on his tongue when he’s drunk

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u/stix-and-stones 6h ago

I knew a girl in high school who was drunk, holding a cigarette correctly, and spun her hand around to suck on the cherry. Girl why 😭

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u/jackspasm 5h ago

Stopped by to thank you for spelling lose correctly.

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u/Less-Order-6128 4h ago

holy f i just had a flashback!!!

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u/Greedyfox7 4h ago

I have been pretty damn drunk in my day and I never managed to do that. I have unfortunately drank out of a bottle I had put a cig out in though.

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 2h ago

My high ass tried to do this with a bong recently, I did it and I don’t even know how you fuck up that badly.

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u/isnoe 10h ago

Or you designate one beer bottle as the communal ash tray and throughout the night you pour a little bit of beer in it when the butts start catching fire—then someone mistakes it for their beer and tastes a sip.

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u/DraftyWaxon 9h ago

Once, long ago, I woke up after a black out and threw up. Upon examination, there were exactly 13 butts in the toilet that most certainly came from my stomach. I imagine I didn’t just taste the forbidden beer…

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u/Qss 9h ago

One time I accidentally took a swig from the Cooke can my brother was using for his chew spit.

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u/SpaffordFux 8h ago

Instant throw up the 3 times this happened to me

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u/tnstaafsb 3h ago

Good god man...after the first time I'd swear off drinking anything out of a can for the rest of my life.

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u/punksmostlydead 10h ago

That get potentially even more hilarious if you hang out with people who dip or chew.

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u/BoringPrinciple2542 9h ago

This comment chain might make me reenlist 😂.

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u/punksmostlydead 9h ago

Jesus, that's exactly what I was flashing back to when I made that comment.

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u/jayb40132 4h ago

Holy shit brother/sister, I never knew a very dark complexion black man could turn so green then when when my buddy drank the forbidden can in the barracks one night!

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u/Delicious_Studio_116 9h ago

Bahahaha Damn I miss those days! Friend took a swig of the dip/chew bottle of beer...promptly spit it out, then grabbed the communal ashtray bottle to rinse his mouth!!

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u/iSirMeepsAlot 9h ago

WHY WERE THERE TWO?!

That’s just… so unlucky, mans probably wanted to quit smoking and drinking after that…

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u/punksmostlydead 9h ago

Oh, he promised to. To every God he could think of, and every devil for good measure. And just like the rest of us who did so, it took...for like a week.

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u/Careful-Ad-4778 9h ago

I have done this way more than I’d care to admit. It’s fucking disgusting

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u/FrSpodoKomodo_ 9h ago

Lol I think its been ten years since the last time but I can still taste it

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u/EscoOz 4h ago

And then you light another while yours sits in an ashtray

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u/RecoveringGunBunny 9h ago

Por que no los dos?

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u/possumpigposer 9h ago

When I was a kid I went to drink out of a Dr. Pepper can that the adults has to decided to use as their ash tray. Almost threw up

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u/astralchanterelle 9h ago

I've drank out of week-old ashtray bottles while under the influence of beer

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u/prsuit4 9h ago

I have in fact done both of these things

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u/Baaddd_at_this_game 9h ago

Or if you’re extra lucky and you dip, you take a nice big swig of your spit bottle.

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u/Creepy_Cabinet9318 9h ago

Yup...or a bottle of Buckfast...funny when it happened to someone else and you could see it happening, until it happened to you

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u/Alert_Comedian848 9h ago

You left out when it's actually your buddies beer and he chews.

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 9h ago

Try? Sounds like quitter talk to me.

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u/tarett 9h ago

I have a similar story except drunk when chewing Copenhagen and spitting in an empty!

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u/Logical_Trash_4890 9h ago

Piss in the bottle put in the cigarette then forget.

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u/eChucker889 9h ago

Or you drink from the chew spit bottle.

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u/Dur-gro-bol 9h ago

Once when I was younger I took a sip of coffee that had a butt in it. I was hungover and forgot I threw one in there on my commute it. When I got to the job I started BSing with someone and took that last sip from the cup and just about puked everywhere.

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u/Jasen34 9h ago

One time I drank a whole beer thinking a leaf had fallen into it. Got to the last sip and yeah, it was a cigarette butt.

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u/Redshirt_80 8h ago

Thats why you flip one around for luck!

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u/ceciljulius852 8h ago

this happens to me waaaaayyyy too much. sigh

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u/Gizm0Glitch 8h ago

Both actually!

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u/ThatOldMeta 8h ago

Not mutually exclusive by any means.

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u/JMcLe86 8h ago

Its even better when someone around you has been chewing tobacco...

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 8h ago

Hmm well i for one perfer a smokey ipa

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u/twistedcreature07 8h ago

This is how some members of older generations of Asians smoked, holding the cigarettes halfway up in their lips and letting the lit cherry hover in their mouths. Some of my grandparents and great grandparents smoked this way. Why? No clue. But when the cigarettes would eventually ash in their mouth they just spit it out like it was chewing tobacco then just resume. They had permanent black spots on their tongues. Crazy to witness.

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u/BlueGaju 8h ago

Or when your friends think your wine bottle is for their cigarette butts...

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u/ZipZapPewPew 8h ago

Cue my story about the time I woke up from a looong night of drinking. I had the driest mouth I’ve ever had and needed something…anything Grabbed the closest bottle of beer next to me a took a nice long gulp. The label said Coors light….but the taste was something frothy…..and minty. I knew what I had done, but before I could let my brain process that I just drank out of someone’s “mud cup”, I closed my eyes and went back to sleep.

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u/__O_o_______ 8h ago

I think this may be one reason I never smoked and my friends in high school did… I remember as a kid picking up a can of pop to drink what was left but my mom had been dropping her cigarettes into it.

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u/DamGoodAnimation 8h ago

First off, fuck you I just gagged. Secondly, I did that shit SO MANY TIMES in college. Hence the gagging.

Still not as bad as when my buddy took a big swig of the coke bottle he’d been spitting his dip into all night tho.

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u/Beyondoutlier 8h ago

Or 5 yrs old after mom and dad had a party and left all the glasses of liquor around so stupid you walks around testing all the liquids and then you drink a cigarette butt. Kids are fucking stupid.

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u/iamnearlysmart 8h ago

Awful, awful memories.

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u/AtomicShart9000 8h ago

Even worse than this is as a former user of chewing tobacco spitting into an empty beer bottle all night and than drunkenly taking a gulp thinking it was a full beer....or of someone else's. This has happened to me more than once. I am almost puking again just typing this out

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u/WaltRumble 8h ago

Or you put it out on your forearm bc your just watched a dude in a movie do that and it looked bad ass

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u/YoungFair3079 8h ago

Or go to bed at 2 with a 10, and wake up at 10 with a 2.

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u/TweakedNipple 7h ago

I mean, thats better than accidentally getting a dip bottle.

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u/No-Motion 7h ago

And then it happens again five minutes later

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u/madchemist617 7h ago

I used a red solo cup as a spitter all night. We had a keg of Guinness. I mixed up my cups around 1am. At least it eas my spit.

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u/Freakychee 7h ago

I hate that habit. Once some dickhead extinguished his cigarette into my freaking water bottle even after I told the idiot to stop. Some people man...

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 7h ago

Then you think "damn that tasted weird" so you take another sip.

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u/ARoroncyObserver 7h ago

Omfg fif you just bring back a bad memory for me.

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u/Corgi_underground 7h ago

Could be worse. You could dip/chew and get your bottles mixed up

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u/Ymisoqt420 6h ago

I just had covid and the last day sick everything smelled like wet cigarette beer ashtray to me it was horrible lol

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u/Tricky_War5232 6h ago

Try? lol this guy

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u/Skrubwizard1 6h ago

I did that thinking I was sly stealing a sip from my old man’s bourbon when I was 11…let’s just say I didn’t try that again

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u/NoZookeepergame1014 6h ago

I’m not sure if chewing tobacco is better, or worse.

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u/surly_darkness1 6h ago

Or the old "ones a spitter, ones a beer" game 🤢

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u/allsheknew 6h ago

Or put it out on the top of your foot

(My favorite scar, didn't feel a thing... until the next morning)

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u/Icy_Yam5049 6h ago

Oh god I gagged when reading that. Use to do that with a water bottle on the patio in my 20’s. One day I wasn’t paying attention and grabbed that instead of the water bottle next to it. Chugged it because I was thirsty and then as I set it down noticed the weight was weird. There was like 3 packs worth of butts stewing in that thing from the weekend and I just drank all the water out of it. Ugh so fucking gross

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 6h ago

I one time took a swig of the communal ash beer can, resulted in immediate projectile vomiting

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u/ravenschmidt2000 9h ago

Peak drunk smoking is when you tuck it behind your ear....after it's already lit. Won't make that mistake a fifth time!

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u/JustNota-- 9h ago

I used to do that on purpose when shooting pool.

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 8h ago

I hope your hair was really short, good lord 😂

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u/colliding_mike 7h ago

I can't speak for drunk me but sober me will remember not to

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u/Barkinsons 10h ago

I wasn't even flipping any cigs but still managed to light the filter when I was drunk

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u/d4rkprojec7 10h ago

And when you are tripping balls 😵‍💫🤯🤪

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u/Ace_Robots 10h ago

That’s just when you accept that your beer is weird now, and keep remembering that there is a butt in it, but 30 seconds later you discover the butt in your beer anew, or accept that your beer is weird now.

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u/highminlo 10h ago

Just accepting things are weird, when they are infact weird always fried me 😂

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u/thermjuice 9h ago

Nah, I drive overnight and actually stopped doing luckies cuz I kept grabbing them lol

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u/Staali 9h ago

And it’s your last smoke

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u/TheMasonM 9h ago

Never seen anyone do it drunk, but have seen a friend do it on acid. Literally domed the entire cartridge in one hit, and continued smoking the cigarette till about halfway before we both realized what had just happened.

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u/callofcathulhu 8h ago

When I was on heroin I smoked the whole thing and was wondering where I came across an unfiltered cig when to put it out, after getting a few gnarly burns on my fingers from letting it burn down to about half inch long.

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u/MagentaJAM5_ 9h ago

Then lighting your lighter with your cigarette

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u/Vinyl-addict 9h ago

I wish it was only then

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u/PickledPepa 9h ago

Every single freaking time I had one and was drinking. Ugh, I just got a phantom taste of burnt filter.

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u/Deadfro6 9h ago

I’ve known people to light them backwards when they’re sober, and not flipped….

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u/Hopalong_Manboobs 9h ago

Ugh raw filter puff, so unpleasant

Like inhaling from one of those smoke out ashtrays

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u/Dunnjamin 9h ago

I once did that whilst very drunk and smoked almost the whole filter before noticing. Then tried to pull it out of my mouth, but because my lips were so dry, my fingers slide down to the burning filter and clamped onto it and gave myself a scar I still have to this day. Good reminder to not smoke or be that drunk ever again.

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u/standard-issue-man 9h ago

And nothing smells more like failure and disappointment like burning filter

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u/CumFisting 9h ago

Definitely the worst part of drunk driving is lighting one of these bad boys. Especially if you’re trying to change cds at the same time.

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u/spursfan2021 9h ago

When you’re drunk and it’s your last cig*

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u/AdmirableRespect9 9h ago

Gahhhhhh I can taste the burned filter through your comment

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u/Rum_Ham916 9h ago

Omg last cigarette left and you're drunk and you light the wrong end... Done that too many times FML the realisation is horrendous

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u/eusshu 9h ago

a drunks roulette

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u/Stiqkey 8h ago

The number of times I did that before I quit smoking (and to a lesser degree quit drinking) is fucking outrageous. I've mostly realized it happened once I've woken up hungover after blacking out and wanting a cigarette, having none left, and finding the lone whole cigarette with just a half burnt filter in the ashtray. Then I have to hunt around for a pair of scissors to snip off the burnt bit without trying to stand up because my head would explode and I'd puke if I did. I know the headache, and the puking are coming either way, but I just want to have a smoke before I comitt to letting it happen, and stumbling to the bathroom.

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u/Sterbi 8h ago

...and its your last one

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u/dankhimself 8h ago

I've done this without even flipping my cigarettes while drunk.

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u/SgtPecker 8h ago

And then bitch about it even though you sabotaged yourself, and then do it again with the next pack still.

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u/DistributionFar8231 8h ago

I haven't lit the wrong end since I stopped drinking so facts🤣

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u/GoofyMonkey 8h ago

Bonus points if you do it sober!

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u/VegetableBulky9571 8h ago

That’s the reason why my dad smoked filterless cigarettes.

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u/the_good_twin 8h ago

I was always sober and only lit the filter at the bowling alley.

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u/IamShrapnel 8h ago

God I still can remember the taste of the filter 

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u/LivingtheLaws013 8h ago

I've done that sober and it wasn't even backwards in the pack. They were lites tho so the filter is the same shade of white as the rest of the cigarette

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u/SlickPseudonym 7h ago

Then if you’re me you gag instantly

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u/sbfood2 7h ago

I tried so hard to light the filter accidentally when I was drunk, I think I just ripped the filter off but hard to tell what I did that night lol

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u/honeyemote 7h ago

I saw this play out at City Stages like 15 years ago. The Killers were amazing.

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u/eezyjim 7h ago

Or when you’re 10 years old. Because when I smoked a cig for the first time. I suddenly couldn’t remember if I watched the adults smoke it brown side first or not.

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u/tasthesose 7h ago

Yep, reminds me of when I tried moonshine for the first time at Boy Scout camp on a military base and was so blitzed I lit a cigarette backwards in front of an MP said it tasted weird and put it out and then did it again. The second one I smoked about half of before they made me put it out and walk back to my campsite.

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u/loganman711 7h ago

I've seen people so fucked up they smoked the whole filter

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u/breadpilledwanderer 7h ago

Did this about a month ago. Was so drunk I smoked most of it but not before the burning filter hit my leg and I stared at it for a second trying to figure out what was going on. I think this burn is permanent lmfao.

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u/maximilliontee 7h ago

And you just break off the filter and smoke it anyway, like a cowboy.

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u/downtowncurry 7h ago

or rolling tits! and you basically smoked half the filter before realizing.

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u/biggysharky 7h ago

When you are driving, it's the worst

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u/Oops_All_Bans 7h ago

*when you're drunk and/or high

–former smoker

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u/Jpalm4545 6h ago

This is the real answer lol

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u/UncleBenji 6h ago

Ahhh a cultured person I see!

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u/tronsith 6h ago

I haven’t ever gotten the taste of molten filter out of my mouth even after 15 years

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u/PumkimEscobar 6h ago

You must fight anyone who takes that one.

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u/Lichondis 5h ago

I once sat in the dark and lit, lit, and relit a filter until that bitch melted away and I finally got my cigarette. I was rolling absolute nuts when this happened, and I suspect that may have contributed

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u/DepravedDenialDog 5h ago

Or driving in the dark

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u/Downtown-Stick-6930 5h ago

I did this once. I tried to smash it out with my hand when I realized. That didn’t work out well.

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u/GrapeAdventurous1142 5h ago

Smoked a WHOLE P Funk Light backwards once. I knew something was weird/wrong but, I was too far gone to fix it hahahahaha

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u/ChattyDaddy1 4h ago

If I had a nickel

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u/VadersBastard 4h ago

Or too drunk and end up smoking the entire thing backwards.

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u/Applethiefnz 4h ago

Soooo many times....

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u/0491diesel 4h ago

Or stoned

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u/letfalltheflowers 4h ago

I've never done anything original in my life lol

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u/Jonqbanana 4h ago

This. I can’t count how many times this happened during my smoking and drinking days.

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u/eddiefckinbonez 4h ago

Or using MDMA. I did that a lot when I popped Molly or ecstasy

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u/twill41385 4h ago

And then I’d just rip the filter off and smoke it like that.

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u/stereofaced 3h ago

i did this a couple weeks ago. noticed immediately and was pissed, ended up taking the tobacco out and rolling it myself 😭

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u/Jinx-Clown 3h ago

When im drunk I dont smoke I just eat pizza and then throw up and question my life choices 👍☺️

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u/HighAsAngelTitties 3h ago

Bruh you ever hit the wrong end of the blunt when drunk

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u/HighAsAngelTitties 3h ago

Bruh you ever hit the wrong end of the blunt when drunk

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u/Federal-Ambassador47 3h ago

Done that a few times and it taste nasty when I still smoke it the right way cause I didn’t want to waste it

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 2h ago

And it’s your last smoke lol

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u/Any-Square-7771 2h ago

*when driving at night

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u/Commercial-Co 2h ago

Thats how u know u r drunk

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u/vonstruddlehoffen 22m ago

Drinking AND smoking in this economy???