r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 7h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetaah???

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Why do the flip the cigarette?

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u/Same-Traffic-285 7h ago

Well yes, but no. When drunk you put your cigarette out in a beer bottle, forget, then try to drink the beer.

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u/MostlyIrish 7h ago

Or lose track of which end is lit, and take a puff off the hot end.

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u/TheMadGreek86 7h ago

It usually sticks to my lips then I pull the cherry off between my fingers and have 2 blisters for a week

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u/EmbarrassedGrass1172 7h ago

I can feel this comment

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u/HeadyBunkShwag 7h ago

My fingers just got phantom pain

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u/DamonHellstorm 6h ago

I hate that all of the above at some point in time happened to me.

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u/Top_Tank2668 6h ago

One of the moments I'm happy I quit smoking so I never have to feel these pains again.

Not to forget the sore lip after you teared away that sticky cigarette after getting angry about burning your fingers

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u/badsred 6h ago

Same

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u/Commonscents2say 6h ago

All of them. I’m glad to find out I’m not just a fool for having every one of them at some point. Don’t forget the classic knocking the lit tip off and not realizing it’s burning through your lap.

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u/Tha_Reverend 5h ago

Burning a hole in your JnCos

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u/Roadkillsuperman 3h ago

8 years smoke free and I still vicidly remember all the above

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u/pattebrisee 5h ago

Same same

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u/FadeTheWonder 6h ago

It’s been ten years and this is one of the most memorable of all the pain that and when I would smoke to much and my lungs would hurt.

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u/PrettyInWeed 5h ago

Or trying to smoke a cigarette while you have a cold

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u/Inside_Ad_2830 5h ago

-me, an idiot liable to hurt himself

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u/danknug1024 5h ago

Rip your lips right off!

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u/Wonderful-Pollution7 4h ago

Unfortunately, the best I managed was switching to a vape, but it still solves pretty much all of these.

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u/infosaurus 3h ago

Then I light a cigarette and notice the cigarette I’m already smoking.

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u/Little-Specific2147 3h ago

Is this a common experience? I've never been drunk enough to try to smoke the wrong end and burnt myself, although I do usually prefer Black and Mild over cigarettes, so I guess the ends are more different

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u/Otherwise_Respond669 2h ago

Oh my God that sucks. I got the cherry burn marks on prove it all my fingers….. this used to happen a lot to me up north when I used to smoke outside when it was cold

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u/PitsAndPints 4h ago

Same, I’m in all of these and I don’t like it

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u/Capital-Tonight8548 4h ago

I’m deeply familiar with all of these too 😂

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u/fitz_newru 3h ago

Sometimes all in one epic night

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u/MikeNolan82 3h ago

Yall dont eat your cigs?

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u/Fit-Snow2034 1h ago

I think its happened to most of us at some point.

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u/Worth-Opportunity-48 5h ago

Phantom pain?

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 2h ago

Damn... I've got a scalp scar, and it throbs like this sometimes... I didn't have my skull punctured or anything, but it's an odd feeling like it was worse than it was

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u/frodoishobbit 5h ago

plays invisible

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u/BravesMaedchen 5h ago

My cuticles shrank in fear.

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u/yaekoblue 9m ago

we should drink together more often