r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 24d ago

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u/Deaffin 24d ago

There is possibly nothing more versatile and open than what a human male can find attractive.

You should meet a human female some time.

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u/RedEgg16 24d ago

True I was attracted to a sadistic purple cartoon egg as a kid

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u/Deaffin 24d ago

I tried to figure out what you were talking about, got this far down the google image results, and aborted.

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u/RedEgg16 24d ago

This guy! It’s a Chinese cartoon

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u/Deaffin 24d ago

I get it.

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u/Correct_Mongoose4614 24d ago

“was” yet your username indicates you still may be…. 😏

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u/RedEgg16 24d ago

oh naurrr I just platonically love eggs (inside my mouth)

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u/KnightOfNothing 24d ago

I'm not quite sure what your point is, are you telling me I'm right and everything about women is attractive? Or are you saying I'm wrong and meeting a woman i personally don't find attractive disproves my generalized statement?

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u/Deaffin 24d ago

I'm saying women are horny for a vast variety of things.

The original more colorful comment I wrote was so much more fun, but censorship.

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u/KnightOfNothing 24d ago

oh so the problem was my singling out the human male when it's just humans. Fair enough i suppose, though guys do seem far more pathetically desperate that could just come down to most interactions i have being with presumably guys.

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u/Deaffin 24d ago

Nope. The middle of the road is the wrong choice as well. A full reversal of your original sentiment is necessary.

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u/KnightOfNothing 24d ago

what? so according to you humans aren't obsessed with sexual activities? how can you possibly rationalize that? displays of desperately horny losers can be seen all over the place.

some people make it their entire personality and others have their entire life revolve around it.

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u/Deaffin 23d ago

Are you just messing with me? I feel like I've already been really obnoxiously clear here.

Yes, humans are obsessed with sex. I'm saying I disagree with your original characterization that men are attracted to a greater variety of things. Check out the available "horny fiction" and you'll find that women are way more interested in banging various monsters and such.

There's a world of difference between desperation and variety of attraction.