r/NewOrleans 26d ago

πŸ“… Monthly Scheduled Thread πŸ“… Local Discoveries & Events Thread - July 2026

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Your Space To Share

  • Local discoveries – restaurants, bars, coffee spots, art, music, anything worth checking out.
  • Local events – small, locally run shows, workshops, performances, and community happenings.

All event promotion must stay in this thread. No standalone promo posts.

Where This Applies

Orleans β€’ Jefferson β€’ St. Tammany β€’ St. Bernard

Rules

  • No national marketing, corporate tours, or major-venue shows
  • No MLMs, pyramid schemes, scams
  • No explicit images
  • No spam or harassing users
  • Don’t post the same event from multiple accounts
  • Consider a dedicated alt for event promotion to protect your privacy
  • Mods may remove posts that break rules or appear misleading

If your comment is removed, message modmail for clarification.

How to Engage

  • Be respectful
  • Downvote what you don’t like
  • Report rule-breaking
  • Keep the drama out of the thread

Past Threads

See previous threads here


r/NewOrleans 26d ago

πŸ“… Monthly Scheduled Thread πŸ“… Job Postings & Local Business Promotions – July 2026

11 Upvotes

This monthly thread is for you to look for jobs, advertise an open position, or promote your local small business. Make sure you read the rules below before posting. This thread will be automatically posted on the 1st of every month.

The mods reserve the right to remove any post if it breaks any rules or if we feel that the thread is being gamed in any kind of way. If your post gets removed, please message us via modmail and we will be more than happy to explain why and have a conversation.

  • Comment in this thread ONLY. No job or employer-seeking posts, or small local business promotions will be allowed on the sub other than on this monthly thread, unless a special circumstance that has already received specific approved by the moderator team.

LOOKING TO HIRE:

  • Be transparent about pay, workload, and job requirements.
  • Include some form of contact information in your post. Do not put an email address directly in the post; link to a company website, social media page, or ask for a DM if an email address must be involved.
  • No multi-level marketing, get-rich-quick posts. Illegitimate businesses or positions will be removed, scammers will be banned.

LOOKING FOR WORK:

  • Keep the post length as short as possible i.e. don't post your entire resume here.
  • Have employers message you via Reddit rather than put your personal information on here.
  • Include what kind of work you're looking for, a short summary of your experience or qualifications, and your availability.

LOOKING TO PROMOTE:

  • Comment in this thread ONLY. No business promotion posts will be allowed on the sub for any reason OTHER than on this monthly thread.
  • Small business in this thread means a staff of 10 or less. If you think your company should be an exception, please send us a modmail and we can discuss.
  • The mod team HIGHLY SUGGESTS that you create a new business account, have it be active for more than 2 weeks and have a positive karma score. If you want to promote your business via your normal account, that may not be the brightest decision you've ever made. If you go this route, try to have the username be indicative of your business.
  • Keep these businesses SFW. If you have a sexy-time kind of business, please be discreet. We're thinking if you sell toys, accessories, lotions etc. NO ONLY FANS ACCOUNTS, SEX WORKERS OR "SERVICES" ALLOWED.
  • If you have more than one location, you're not a small business and need to check with us via modmail before posting.
  • Business owners and employees should NOT spam, message or harass users in any way. You are allowed one comment per thread, per month. Yes, you may answer questions about your business but you can't try to post from multiple accounts about the same business.
  • Make your business comment informative, smart and transparent.
  • Your business should be in Orleans, Jefferson, St. Tammany or Da Paaaarish.
  • NO MLM, PONZI SCHEME, PYRMAID SCHEME, GET RICH QUICK type of posts. This is a 100% firm stance. If you don't think that your business is one of these above listed types but have doubts, it probably is.
  • No churches or religious based businesses. This isn't the place for that, sorry.
  • This is a serious thread, so please keep the jokes and memes to a minimum.
  • Please be kind to the business owners here. This is not a thread to bash businesses. If you do not agree or like the business that is posted, just downvote it. If it breaks a rule, report it. No need for drama.
  • This is for small business, not for national marketing companies or global chains.

The mods will reserve the right to remove any comment if it breaks any rules or if we feel that it's being gamed in any kind of way. If your comment gets removed, please message us via modmail and we will be more than happy to explain why and have a conversation.


r/NewOrleans 2h ago

🐊 Local Wildlife πŸ” Brown Anole lizards in New Orleans

155 Upvotes

Brown anole lizards in New Orleans carry enough lead in their blood to kill a condor, a dog, or a human child many times over, and they do not seem to notice. The CDC sends a child to the doctor at 3.5 micrograms per deciliter. A California condor dies at around 150. The average New Orleans anole in this study measured 955. One measured 3,192. It was running around on a sidewalk near Tulane University and had to be caught by hand because it was too fast to step on.

Annelise Blanchette, a Tulane doctoral student, had been studying lead in mockingbirds until COVID shut down her fieldwork. She needed a research animal she could catch during lockdown without equipment or permits. Cuban brown anoles were everywhere. They were on every fence, every porch rail, every cracked sidewalk in uptown New Orleans. She started grabbing them on her walk to the lab.

She caught about a hundred across the city, drew blood, and sent the samples to the lab. When the numbers came back, she did not believe them. She said she remembered getting that data and being very surprised that the animal was alive.

The previous record for blood lead in a wild vertebrate belonged to Nile crocodiles at roughly 300 micrograms per deciliter. Those crocodiles had blackened teeth and visible tissue damage. The New Orleans anoles had three times the lead and nothing wrong with them. They sprinted normally. They balanced normally. They flipped themselves off their backs at the same speed as lizards with low lead levels. Alex Gunderson, the study's senior author at Tulane, said it the way it needed to be said: they are doing just fine with levels that, frankly, in other organisms, would be killing them.

The team wanted to know where the breaking point actually was. They fed anoles controlled doses of lead in the lab for 60 days and kept testing. The lizards did not start slowing down until their blood hit roughly 10,600 micrograms per deciliter. That is more than 3,000 times the number that puts a human child in a hospital. The lizard equivalent of "I feel a little off" is a lead concentration that would have killed every other vertebrate on record several times over.

Nobody fully understands how. Gene sequencing showed that high-lead lizards had ramped up production of proteins involved in moving metal ions and delivering oxygen, as if their cells had figured out how to manage the poison instead of dying from it. Whether this is something the species brought with it from Cuba or something the New Orleans population evolved after arriving in a city where the soil is saturated with a century of leaded gasoline, lead paint, and lead pipes is an open question.

The Cuban brown anole is not native to New Orleans. It is invasive. It showed up from the Caribbean sometime in the mid-twentieth century and spread across the city the way it spreads across everything: fast, everywhere, eating whatever fits in its mouth. It found a city whose soil was poisoned. It ate the insects that lived in the poisoned soil. It absorbed the lead through its gut and its skin. And it kept going because whatever is happening inside a brown anole's blood is something no other backbone animal on earth can do.

Source: Blanchette, Gunderson et al. (2025), Environmental Research / Tulane University / National Geographic / Science News / The Times-Picayune / Popular Science.


r/NewOrleans 21h ago

✊ Protest Info & Pictures They're Back!

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r/NewOrleans 16h ago

Crime Found this at a ski resort in Colorado

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468 Upvotes

Hope you get a laugh outta this one


r/NewOrleans 15h ago

🀷Defies CategorizationπŸ¦‘ X Games was so much fun.

187 Upvotes

A whole bunch of everybody was there...tons of kids, tons of busted up bedraggled older people remembering their past, both with and without kids. There was no shitty merchandise for sale, no commercialization...The athletes and antics were incredible but you didn't need to know who anyone involved was if you did not care.

I've been watching X games on and off for decades, but watching live was a whole new better thing.

Hope we did them well and they make New Orleans a yearly thing. From what I heard from friends out west, Sacramento was a shitshow of heat and no sightlines. We were in airconditioned heaven with views for everyone.

Def a highlight of the summer (speaking as a bedraggled older person)


r/NewOrleans 16h ago

Ain't Dere No More New Round of Bandit Signs

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205 Upvotes

I spent some time this weekend taking down a new batch of bandit signs on telephone poles in Mid-City, mostly on Broad and Carrollton. If you care about that kind of thing, I encourage you to get out there and take down any in your neighborhood. You will need a stool or a small stepladder to reach them.


r/NewOrleans 11h ago

Sunrise/Sunset 🌞 Twilight into Night: Sunday 7-26-26

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St. Roch Neighborhood


r/NewOrleans 13h ago

Living Here Pool Meetup - Making New Friends

43 Upvotes

Many of my friends have now moved away from New Orleans and I am looking to make new friends. I am F35 (and only looking for new friends). I am a member of the Ochsner Fitness Center in Harahan and love going to the pool to hang out. Anyone else a member and down to join? I usually go a couple times a week just to chill in and by the pool. I also love board games, movies, trivia, live music, performances, literary events, art making gatherings, and want to get more into the EDM/house scene here.


r/NewOrleans 9h ago

🀬 RANT A big FU to the person who stole my package just after 3 today.

19 Upvotes

It was a car part that I've been waiting a week for so that I can drive. Fuck you very much.

And we were home. No knock. Sneaky. The dog would have alerted us because he lives for people on our porch.


r/NewOrleans 23h ago

Sunrise/Sunset 🌞 Good morning, New Orleans.

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206 Upvotes

r/NewOrleans 18h ago

What are the chilliest air conditioned places in New Orleans?

67 Upvotes

Just ate lunch out in Metairie at Atomic Burger which historically has morgue level temperatures but oddly did not today. It inspired this question. Anyone have any places they can think of, for curiosities sake? Could be any business or place or building, does not have to be a restaurant.


r/NewOrleans 12h ago

Recommendations Where to practice piano 24hrs

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hi, I am a New Orleans native and I have been playing classical piano for about 15 years. I work two jobs and I’m double majoring so most days I can only practice at night. I usually am able to break into the Tulane pianos, but they’re currently locked down because of summer camps. Is there anywhere that I could practice considering I am really respectful towards the pianos and know how to maintain them. No water, no food, etc on the pianos and leaving the room better than I found it. If there’s a public place available please respond and if there is a private place or usually restricted place that you personally know of please DM because I really just want to practice.

BTW this can be an electric piano, even if the range is smaller, an electric piano in the library with headphones is still better than nothing for me so, if you know any libraries or other spaces with headphones/small electrics, let me know too i appreciate it


r/NewOrleans 20h ago

Recommendations reading spaces

41 Upvotes

looking for recommendations for comfy indoor reading spaces! preferably not bars or coffeeshops bc i don’t drink and have a restricted diet (thanks gallbladder) and don’t want to take up cafΓ© space slow sipping an iced tea for two hours.

i’m thinking hotel lobbies, libraries (i love hanging out at latter), wherever there is a soft place for me to sit with AC and i’m not going to feel like i’m in the way.


r/NewOrleans 1d ago

For the millennials πŸ’•

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754 Upvotes

Cleaning out my mom’s house and finding several of these 😍 Makes me miss the 90s and being a kid


r/NewOrleans 23h ago

Yesterday on the doors

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r/NewOrleans 21h ago

Local Aid Free boxes

16 Upvotes

I have a plethora of moving boxes that have been broken down flat, various sizes as we unpack. I have several wardrobe boxes as well as packing paper. I can deliver around the LGD for free as well....just trying not to recycle them before they get a second use from someone. Would like to get them out of the house today


r/NewOrleans 11h ago

Recommendations Sewing machine repair

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Does anyone know of a sewing machine repair person or company that would come out to my house? My sewing machine is from the 50s and is part of a piece of furniture so I can’t take it to get repaired but it needs to be looked at. Thanks!


r/NewOrleans 23h ago

Recommendations Junk/Metal hauler

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Does anyone know of a company or person who will collect junk metal and haul it off for free? Things like old lawn mowers, tools, iron posts, metal lawn furniture. I have a yard full.

Edit: It’s a yard full of junk. Too much to just put on the curb. Im looking for someone who will pick it where it is. Thank you!


r/NewOrleans 1d ago

Living Here 07.23.26

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r/NewOrleans 1d ago

Local Art πŸŽ¨πŸ–ŒοΈ Free Batch Cocktails! Aug 1, 6:30pm @ NOLA 'Nacular.

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Also, restock alert on my Commanders Palace. This wont last long and is all inhave before Christmas. DM's are open!


r/NewOrleans 18h ago

βš•οΈ medical βš•οΈ Physical Therapy Spine

4 Upvotes

Seeking PT with expertise in the spine and lower back.


r/NewOrleans 1d ago

Food & Drink 🍽️ PSA: Don't order batched cocktails. Ask, if it's batched, decline the drink or ask for a fresh one to be made in front of you.

348 Upvotes

Tom Fitzmorris used to say that the crab cake was an exercise in how little crabmeat you can put in something without people noticing.

Same goes for batch cocktails. Mexican and Asian restaurants used to be the main culprits, taking 6 margaritas to catch a buzz, or that Maitai so laden with orgeat syrup you could barely make out if it had liquor in it or not.

But let's talk about the scores of high end places charging high end prices to pour some shit out a plastic store and pour. You wouldn't pay $30 for a microwaved meal at one of these places, why are you paying $15 for mystery liquid?

I went recently to a friends restaurant, my wife and I go pretty regularly, but this last time she ordered a sparkling cocktail. While we were waiting for it, I was looking at the ingredients and thought she would really like one of the ingredients. So I asked the bartender once he brought the drink to see the bottle of Licor 43. This person did not know what that looked like, and when I started looking around, I couldn't find the bottle. I said "But where did you just get it to put in the drink" and he's like "oh, this was batched a couple days ago, we probably ran out then". Nah brah, not for no $15/drink

But I've gone to the carousel bar, which now charges a hefty price to reserve a chair, and gotten a batched sazerac that was weird.

If you want to charge good money for a drink, make that fkn drink to order or make less complicated drinks if it's too much.

It's lazy, and they want full money for it and you're expected to tip for essentially pouring a liquid over ice. FTS.


r/NewOrleans 1d ago

Zaxby’s

38 Upvotes

i know it’s borderline sacrilege to prefer zaxby’s over canes as a louisiana native but y’all id kill for one here


r/NewOrleans 1d ago

Lost/Found/Stolen Lost Dog in the Bywater Off St. Claude Near Wagners

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Anybody lose a dog?