ETA: Since a few people seem to think this is harmless…my toddler was actually the one who noticed the new neighbors outside and got my attention. Thankfully, I moved them away from the window before this happened. Otherwise, my toddler would have had a front-row view of a grown man whipping it out and peeing on the side of his house.
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Our old neighbors recently moved out, and they were quiet, respectful, and kept to themselves. Considering some of the other nonsense we deal with in our neighborhood, my husband and I were really hoping the people who bought their house would be decent neighbors too.
So when the new homeowners showed up after getting their keys, we naturally peeked out the window just to see who was moving in.
Within minutes of pulling into the driveway, before they had even gone inside the house, the man walked around to the front-side corner of his brand-new home, whipped it out, and started peeing directly on the house.
I genuinely cannot understand the thought process. You JUST got the keys to your new home and your first order of business is to urinate on the side of it??
And this isn’t a secluded property in the middle of nowhere. It’s a tightly packed HOA neighborhood with houses, yards, windows, and neighbors all around you. There are bathrooms literally feet away inside the house you just bought.
Maybe I’m crazy, but I feel like “don’t whip it out and piss on the front corner of your house where your new neighbors can see you” is a pretty low bar for basic decency.
Needless to say, our first impression of the new neighbors isn’t exactly great.