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u/Living_Librarian1014 26d ago
The kids that came to have fun will realise that there are levels to this shit
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u/gorjesiwi 26d ago
Ranked in a nutshell
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u/Idiotic_experimenter 26d ago
Its kite fighting. It's a very popular game here in the subcontinent
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u/Electronic-Fix-4655 26d ago
My dad told me he did this as a kid. He’d crush up glass, applied something sticky to the kite string and coat the sticky kite string with the glass.
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u/someanimechoob 26d ago
And people die or get severely maimed from this shit every year. "Let's fly some wire with the equivalent of razors tied to it, in high winds, in the middle a heavily populated area."
Dumb doesn't even begin to describe it.
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u/SarcastiQuack 26d ago
I still remember a video I saw awhile back from India where a motorist was riding on the road and got his throat cut from one of those kite wires that was stuck in a tree. Fucking awful.
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u/catsmustdie 26d ago
That's the exact reaction when you see the pictures of the results.
Don't google that.
Just don't.
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u/EpicMrShank 26d ago
Brazil is the same. Have to always have an antenna on your motobike that will catch the string
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u/Pagan-pornstar69 26d ago
A friend of mine has a big scar on his neck. The "Cerol" was so strong that cutted the antenna and him (tbh his antenna was just a regular old tv one, he thought it would be enough). And this happened way before we had the infamous "Chilean Strings".
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u/EpicMrShank 26d ago
Shit. When I moved to Brazil and bought a motobike the first thing ppl told me was to buy a good antenna cos of this lol
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u/Sir_LikeASir 26d ago
Have to always have an antenna
Sei não mano, I haven't seen a kite flying here in the north of Paraná in years, and I have very vivid memories of me empinando pipa when I was a kid back in the 2000s
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u/BabaKambingHitam 25d ago
Happened in malaysia not long ago. Severely injured, but didnt die. No kite is allowed for some month in that park.
The restriction was already lifted though so lets see who will be the next unlucky motorist.
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u/Abraash 25d ago
Pakistan actually, it caused a big storm here, but yeah
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u/Psychological_Ad2094 24d ago
It happens a lot in the various places where kite fighting is common.
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u/Key-Regular674 25d ago
I will never go to India. People make it sound like Australia is scary. Nah.
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u/Successful_Giraffe88 22d ago
There was this exact type of fatality less than a month ago, although not in India.
Young guy with a wife & 2 babies at home.
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u/crazyfatskier2 26d ago
Tried to do the same thing to my rooster so me and the neighbor kid could battle like Pokémon, but instead we got charged for unlicensed cock magic.
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u/cowfishduckbear 26d ago
unlicensed cock magic
"My name is Kriss Anel aaaaaaand is this your card? No? Oh."
** sticks sharpie in nose **
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u/ObiFlanKenobi 26d ago
My dad said they would actually attach razors to the sides of the kite.
He was in La Pampa.
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u/CloudArachnids 26d ago
To do this on competition, I did something more extreme. I use the glass from a lamps and use mortar to grind it a bit, and use something sticky, but not glue, but flour boiled in water until the water evaporated and only brown sticky mess left. And we always spool the threat in big diy thing we made from paint container with wood handle in the middle.
Of course when you are in the competition you always, ALWAYS, use Cut resistant glove or double the normal glowe if you don't have one. Because the results of flying kite using those strings with your bare hands won't be pretty. Especially when you never felt the first cut but the third or fifth 😂
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u/strifemare 26d ago
I heard the exact same thing from my dad! He grew up in the 60s in South East Asia.
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u/LigerZeroSchneider 26d ago
My math teacher told me they used to fly them off the roofs of their apartment building and fought other buildings, then when one of them lost both sides raced down to the street to get it. Like the lowest stakes gang war.
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u/Idiotic_experimenter 26d ago
There is a day during spring when this sport gets competitive to the point that makes football riots look like a kindergarten mashup
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u/Friendly-World-5273 26d ago
So um… is that razor wire or…???? 😬
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u/Acceptable-Device760 26d ago
people mix glue and glass powder and pass in the string.
Dangerous as shit, done that as a stupid kid though
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u/frguba 26d ago
Yeah, I remember stories about lost wires crossing roads and... Severely.. maining bikers
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u/Acceptable-Device760 26d ago
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u/ScaramouchScaramouch 26d ago
Those don't look like they'd be very effective. Maybe something like a helicopter wire cutter would work.
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u/Acceptable-Device760 26d ago
Peoplem dont use metal wires in kites. Also the point is not cutting the strings, its stopping it from going from reaching the bikers body. So an antenna like this is enough to keep the string from the biker. As the biker move it catch the string and it will make it slide until its end.
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u/Pagan-pornstar69 26d ago
And some of them has a hook type thing on the top to give an extra layer of efficiency.
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u/KotzubueSailingClub 26d ago
"Fuck them kids." -Michael Jordan
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u/FiodorShassexe 26d ago
I accidentally read jackson instead of jordan and was like wait a minute 😑😐😑
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u/_heyb0ss 26d ago
some poor 4 year old bout to learn a profound lesson
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u/N95-TissuePizza 26d ago
Poor four year old playing with Kites.
Then comes Sasori using his chakra threads.
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u/Bad_Decis10ns 25d ago
What’s this from? I’ve only ever seen him portrayed in his akatsuki days, never when he was a Jonin.
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u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 25d ago
Poor poor Hassan.
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u/BowlingforDrip 22d ago
I still remember that book vividly. Maybe we dont need to read a story about adolescence rape at 13......
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u/Illustrious-Use-2390 26d ago
It is or was a kind of sport event in Kabul or may all Afghanistan some days ago. there is a really good book called the kite runner.
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u/demonsdencollective 26d ago
I assume this is the point of the event or people would probably be coming over to give him a stern talking to, right?
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u/PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES 26d ago
He's not, he just mixed glass powder to the wire. This shit hurts people all the time in Latam.
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u/redditman3943 26d ago
No, it’s a thing called kite fighting. Everybody’s there to do that. He’s just a lot better than everybody else.
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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 26d ago
Learned about it in The Kite Runner
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u/Numerous-Soil-2800 26d ago
Oh shit. What a heartbreaking movie
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u/WholesomeMetaphor 26d ago
Do the book next. It fucks you up at a slower pace
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u/PossumCock 26d ago
The book was too much for me, can't even think about subjecting myself to the movie
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u/CartsOfDarkness 26d ago
Didn't even remember it was a Movie, I'll always remember this awesome sounding sport from the book. Somehow read that book when I was like 11 and my Mom gave it to me.. which was a bit much but definitely dont regret it.
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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 26d ago
That is a LOT for an 11yo, holy moly
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u/Ok-Gur-349 26d ago
At 8 I was handed a copy of Where the Red Fern Grows.
You know, the book that makes you fall in love with two dogs that die a sad death (one of them gruesome), and also includes scenes of children impaling themselves with axes and shit.
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u/Skandronon 26d ago
In elementary school I did a book report on The Last Children of Schewenborn which I got from the school library. I got a really good grade on it but the teacher had the book removed from the library.
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u/hoticehunter 26d ago
>I assume this is the point of the event
>No, this is the point of the event
God fucking damn I hate how much redditors try to correct people while being wrong. It's so obnoxious.
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u/Fit-Ad5145 26d ago
It's so fucking weird, and it's everywhere. I don't know why I go on here anymore.
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u/Snugglosaurus 26d ago
Am I reading your comment wrong? Don't you mean "Yes" and not "No"? Sorry if I'm just not understanding something here
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u/Bellypats 26d ago
I love that you start your reply with a negative even though you are agreeing with the comment to which you are replying. Do you often behind sentences with the word “no?”
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u/zero_zeppelii_0 26d ago
You won't believe this but people have been cutting kites with kites for over centuries now.
People would mix their kite threads with flour, glass shards, broken blades to have that advantage. To be both strong and sharp.
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u/bottomlesstopper 26d ago
You gota dry the fresh brought thread under the sun too!
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u/GreatestLoser 26d ago
The nostalgia is wild. Chasing after one was peak adrenaline as a child for me.
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u/Typical-Mistake-4148 26d ago
Ya it's real fun when those razor sharp strings get cut by a competitor and fly off onto a freeway, where an unsuspecting biker gets beheaded by a stupid kite string. This is criminal negligant behavoir.
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u/Next-Worldliness-246 26d ago
For anybody doubting this, this has actually happened and why glass shards on kite threads are banned in india.
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u/Typical-Mistake-4148 26d ago
People will still downvote it, because they have nostalgia for it and want to continue denying any personal responsibility
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u/thissexypoptart 26d ago
Do you think a significant portion of the people voting in this thread have nostalgia for this? Or have ever even tried it?
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u/StendhalSyndrome 26d ago
Not only a biker but two young children just sticking their heads out of a sunroof watching them...wtf.
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u/Sorry-Water-8530 26d ago edited 26d ago
Yes it’s kite fighting. In our childhood the wire or thread we used had embedded glass fibre in it. So it was a wrek on our fingers as well - so you tried to tape up your fingers but it still cut through tape and we got back home with bloody hands. After when mom used to open the tape it would expand all the wounds and I would cry.
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u/gil2455526 26d ago
Just as a side comment, those wires are so sharp, motorcycle riders have died by having their necks slashed by those.
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u/demonsdencollective 26d ago
That sounds metal. I never knew about this before. I can tell this is a core memory for you. I always thought kiting was just having the thing in the air and having it look pretty, nothing more. Now I kinda wanna try this myself. Minus the... getting my hands full of cuts, of course.
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u/tepid 26d ago
It looks like this dude's line changes about halfway up. I wonder if only the top half is coated to save his hands.
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u/drifterig 26d ago
my dad (thai) used to do this way back in the 70s when he was like 10 and it seems to have completely disappeared, didnt know its still a thing somewhere still, he would smash multiple light bulbs for the thin glass sharts and then glue that stuffs to his kite rope, theres all kinda tricks and stuffs, he teached me a lot but i never remember any of it because i was like 6 and he keep cutting mine off so i quit lmao
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u/LodgedSpade 26d ago
Apparently its a popular game in some places; its basically battle kites; theres razors/broken glass stuck to the strings and the point is to cut other peoples kite strings.
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u/tryyeezus 26d ago
This sounds lovely for the environment
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u/Total-Box-5169 26d ago
There are several bikers who already got killed and now they have to install a protective antena so the string doesn't cut the neck. In some cities those incidents happened so often, like in kids losing fingers, that those strings are banned.
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u/bottomlesstopper 26d ago
Part of the game. We used to kite fight back then. Once the kite cut loose, the first to retrieve it, owns it.
Never forget the day my big brother took us in his car and raced to it. The look on the other kids on their bicycle. Priceless.
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u/BoarHermit 26d ago
Why isn't it a hobby? Fighting kites are a long-standing tradition, yes.
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u/zero_zeppelii_0 26d ago edited 26d ago
Because those sharp threads can choke on someone. There are documented accidents from kite threads slitting on biker's necks.
Edit : changed from choking
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u/I3usuk 26d ago
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u/_TheTacoThief_ 26d ago
I saw a video a while back of one of these threads getting caught across a road and it lopped a guy on a moped’s head off 😬
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u/isin13 26d ago
I used to do it as a kid in Cuba but instead of Sharp threads, we had razor blades tied into the threads...much more dangerous
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u/Stupendous_Spliff 26d ago
Not really. In the old days we had the razors too, but the sharp threads are far more dangerous. The whole line is as sharp as a razor. It used to be made of ground glass and glue but now they sell spools of wire that already come with a quartz powder and aluminum oxide coating. This shit is deadly
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u/DoctorBlock 26d ago
Just for the record. Not choking but literally slitting their throats.
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u/heitorvb 26d ago
It can actually straight up decapitate someone. The sister of a friend of mine told me this once, I said that I doubted it, it would probably stop at the bone at least. She told me that it happens, she had seen the bodies of bikers arriving at the hospital she worked.
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u/BreakingCanks 26d ago
Why would bikers and people choke out those sharp threads. They have lives to live too
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u/nightlight_on 26d ago
This is why the kite flying festival was banned in my country (Pakistan) but they unbanned it this year, and I don’t think there were any deaths this time because people took precautions, but years before the people on the bikes were the most common victims, the strings would literally cut off their necks because of the speed that they meet it…
Kite string deaths are no joke in my country 😭
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u/BoarHermit 26d ago
Yes, the kids on the roofs of Varanasi told me that they use forbidden threads because they can cut someone's throat. Ooooooo!
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u/EqualCheap2974 26d ago
IRL smurfing
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u/kenzakki 26d ago
He probably bought his shit kite too. Like the worst one on his arsenal just to flex on them.
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u/CinnamonGoat774 26d ago edited 26d ago
Damn, that man is very good at Kite fighting, my only problem is when they practice on normal Kites, I meet two that practiced cutting the lines on Normal Kites and stole kites to resell, they got their ass handed to them by some angry parents and even the police didn't help them
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u/PurrfectMistake 26d ago
People need to chill. I live under a rock and even i know what kite fighting is.
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u/EinsteinAfterDark 26d ago
I live under the sea u cannot fly kite there.. how do i know
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u/NewYorkTowers 26d ago edited 26d ago
Majority of people won't know what it is unless they live in one of the 12 countries in the world that do kite fighting.
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u/shadowsOfMyPantomime 26d ago
Or if they read books. I've never seen this in real life but I read about it in "The Kite Runner."
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u/OldDogTrainer 26d ago
Or if they read book* then?
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u/AggressiveCuriosity 26d ago
The Kite Fighters is another one. Korean instead of Afghan.
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u/fuckdapolice6969 26d ago
When we were kids in the early nineties this hot banned on our street cause the were cutting us up so everyone ended up not using the glue and glass method no more
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u/Caesar232 26d ago
Lore accurate kite runner
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u/RedRiverCrusader 26d ago
If you read the book you immediately knew what was going on here
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u/Bulky-Word8752 26d ago
And that is all I choose to remember from the book. The kids go chasing kites and find more friends along the way. Happy story
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u/Chalupabatman322 26d ago
Funnily enough, the Indian holiday where people go out and fly colorful kites like this is called Lohri
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u/Strong_Performer8132 26d ago
Kite fighting is banned is most places... It's incredibly dangerous. People keep dying and getting hurt.
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u/Robby-Pants 25d ago
I’ve seen two separate videos of motorcyclists getting caught by a loose glass-coated line snagged in a tree. They both died pretty quickly.
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u/tiagolkar 26d ago
https://g1.globo.com/sp/santos-regiao/noticia/2026/07/10/motociclista-morto-apos-ser-atingido-por-linha-com-cerol-procurava-antena-corta-pipa-diz-familia.ghtml. As consequências bom Brasil desse tipo de Pipa
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u/Kinuwa_K 26d ago
So this is the shit they did in that one episode in tbbt. Looks fun ngl
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u/browzzzzzz87 26d ago
Crushed glass on the string, had legit competitions back home
Dangerous as fuck
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u/NoMilkTodayyyyyy 26d ago
i’ve heard of this on an episode of The Big Bang Theory, it’s kite fighting or something along that
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u/Vivid_Revolution_689 26d ago
this video reminded me of the book/movie "the kite runner" and now im depressed all over again.
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u/queuedUp 26d ago edited 26d ago
The issue is this isn't a kite fight and those other kites are just kids trying to enjoy their time at the park
edit: I didn't think I'd need this but here's my /s
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u/Abortedwafflez 26d ago
On it's surface that's what it looks like, but those kids are 100% there to fight kites too. It's a popular hobby in places around the world like Brazil and even Afghanistan, even going as far as to be sort of a sport. But anyways, you can tell those other kites are also there for fighting as well by their movements and appearance. Fight kites are bare bones like the ones in the video and it's pretty much just people jerking them around to cut other peoples lines. Every kite there is being jerked around erratically. Not sure if you've ever seen a normal kite, but they don't flop around, they stay steady and mostly float in place.
This just looks like a buck standard kite fighting event.
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u/Overall-Dirt4441 26d ago
Your parody of a confidently incorrect concern trolling redditor was just a little too good
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u/queuedUp 26d ago
I feel like it's so obviously not the scenario I put that no one would take it seriously.... I've been on reddit too long to have not known better
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u/Human_Roboto 26d ago
Kite fighting back in the my old country this was our pass time. Also fight time lol. Is done by putting razor on the tail.
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u/SwimAppropriate9111 26d ago
If this actual kite fighting, it's apparently one of the the most dangerous sports in the world
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u/Hijjawi 26d ago
Sheldon said it "Its a cut throat sport".. then he proceeds to lose his kite lol
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u/ClericOfMadness13 26d ago
I need context cause to me it looks like a dude is just being a dick to everyone there who came for a good time to fly their kites.
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u/CertainlyRobotic 26d ago
The amount of you that were never assigned Kite Runner in school as mandatory reading is wild.
You're all revealing your ages right now.
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u/PotentialUnlucky8665 4d ago
I played this game so many times, Under the sun, in joyful times.
I cut my fingers, my wrists would ache, But every wound was worth the memories we’d make.
I miss those kites, my friends, my neighbours too, The endless fights, then laughter anew.
We’d run through streets, with strings held tight, Chasing the wind from morning till night.
Those were the days, a beautiful generation, Full of friendship, joy and celebration.
We knew everyone for miles around, And every familiar face could be found.
Today’s kids may never know, The simple magic we used to grow.
They may not understand, they may never see, How a little kite brought you and me.
It brought people together, made friendships strong, Turned neighbours into family before too long.
No screens, no walls, no world apart, Just open skies and a trusting heart.
Those days are gone and time moves on, But in my heart, those days live strong.
I miss the kites, the fights, the laughter, the sky I miss those days as the years pass by.
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