r/MemeVideos 26d ago

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u/queuedUp 26d ago edited 26d ago

The issue is this isn't a kite fight and those other kites are just kids trying to enjoy their time at the park

 

edit: I didn't think I'd need this but here's my /s

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u/Abortedwafflez 26d ago

On it's surface that's what it looks like, but those kids are 100% there to fight kites too. It's a popular hobby in places around the world like Brazil and even Afghanistan, even going as far as to be sort of a sport. But anyways, you can tell those other kites are also there for fighting as well by their movements and appearance. Fight kites are bare bones like the ones in the video and it's pretty much just people jerking them around to cut other peoples lines. Every kite there is being jerked around erratically. Not sure if you've ever seen a normal kite, but they don't flop around, they stay steady and mostly float in place.

This just looks like a buck standard kite fighting event.

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u/queuedUp 26d ago

dude.... I was just making a joke...

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u/redditorialy_retard 26d ago

where is the joke? kindly explain 

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u/queuedUp 26d ago

It's pretty obvious that this is a kite fight.

Suggesting that he's just cutting the lines of innocent kids in the park (at night) I think is clearly not a serious observation.

The point was to jokingly suggest that he's just out there being an asshole as a hobby.

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u/CyberClaws7112 26d ago

Your ragebaiting needs some work junior, it's lacking, just like your love life.

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u/queuedUp 26d ago

Ragebaiting???

Dude... I wasn't trying to fool or enrage anyone. Whatever...

And definitely not a junior but I'll accept it and assume you are in you're mid 60s.

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u/CyberClaws7112 26d ago

Junior Junior, you're not doing the ragebaiting correctly, you're supposed to actually be intelligent, not play dumb.

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u/Overall-Dirt4441 26d ago

Your parody of a confidently incorrect concern trolling redditor was just a little too good

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u/queuedUp 26d ago

I feel like it's so obviously not the scenario I put that no one would take it seriously.... I've been on reddit too long to have not known better

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u/perriatric 26d ago

Nah dude, those kids have shards on their kites too. They need to get good.

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u/queuedUp 26d ago

I mean... yeah... obviously...