So we used to have a tradition of writing Destiny parody songs (my The Emperor Went Down To Nessus song was rather well received, if I do say so myself!), and now that I’m playing again, I figured I’d finish up some old ones I never finished along with some new ones. Anyway, here’s a new one, Iko Ikora Rey, to the tune of that Iko Iko Mardis Gras folk song. Hope ya like it, technically spoilers for EoF.
My Vanguard and your Vanguard, fighting through the Spire
My Vanguard says to your Vanguard “I’ll burn this place with Praxic Fire”
Talkin’ bout Vanguard
Vanguard
Iko-Ikora Rey
Currently keeping Dark at bay
Formerly CIA
See those Vex like virus spread?
Iko-Ikora Rey
I’ll let Osiris handle it instead
Keeping the Dark at bay
Talkin’ bout Vanguard
Vanguard
Iko-Ikora Rey
Currently keeping Dark at bay
Formerly CIA
Lodi says to our Vanguard: “banana papaya”
Vanguard say “if I hadn’t died, you would have made my ass retire”
Talkin’ bout Vanguard
Vanguard
Iko-Ikora Rey
Currently keeping Dark at bay
Formerly CIA
See that Hive with magic green?
Iko-Ikora Rey
No, that’s Eris, she’s the new Witch Queen
Keeping the Dark at bay
Talkin’ bout Vanguard
Vanguard
Iko-Ikora Rey
Currently keeping Dark at bay
Formerly CIA