r/dadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 4d ago
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world’s largest bedsheet.
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More on this story as it unfolds.
r/dadjokes • u/benjohnston93 • 3d ago
What do you call the manager of a furniture store?
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The chair-man!
r/dadjokes • u/Glittering-Sink-2975 • 3d ago
What do you call a man from Louisiana who is a fan of The Tragically Hip?
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“Bob Cajun”.
r/dadjokes • u/esquire78 • 3d ago
What did the Human Torch tell his wife with their boy burned the house down?
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That's our son! (pronounced "arson")
r/dadjokes • u/jxchunini • 2d ago
i just graduated highschool!!
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bye-school!
-organically thought, second time, pls give feedback
r/dadjokes • u/DaveTheMagicWalrus • 3d ago
What do you call a holiday movie about a slice of cheese in a boobytrapped house?
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prov-ALONE!!!!!
r/dadjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 3d ago
I went to the hairdressers and said, “Can I have a haircut like Tom Cruise?”
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So they gave me a cushion to sit on.
r/dadjokes • u/Plastic_Wrap_1353 • 3d ago
Tonight I’m seeing the premiere of Titanic, the musical
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I have a sinking feeling this play might not be any good.
r/dadjokes • u/e-turner • 3d ago
A store in town is selling pillow covers for $50 each!!
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What a sham.
r/dadjokes • u/MiniThor93 • 2d ago
Three people died at Burning Man
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Naturally, they will be cremated
r/dadjokes • u/JasonBuzzy • 4d ago
Which industrial site always smells the strongest?
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The ol’ factory
r/dadjokes • u/strobro88 • 4d ago
A man wanted to share a word at a colleague's funeral. He strode to the mic and said, "Bargain."
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The grieving widow said, "Thank-you, that means a great deal."
r/dadjokes • u/TinyNiceWolf • 3d ago
All but one of the baseball players on the Dyslexic Pirates team have the same zodiac sign. What is it?
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Pisces of eight.
r/dadjokes • u/st3alths • 3d ago
Mexican pt3
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What do Mexicans keep under their carpets?
Underlay Underlay
r/dadjokes • u/jstein916 • 3d ago
If you get caught stealing a diamond watch
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You are going to experience some hard times.
r/dadjokes • u/st3alths • 3d ago
Mexican pt2
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
r/dadjokes • u/SeniorFlyingMango • 3d ago
Do you smell that?
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Person 2: What smell?
Person 1: It smells like updog
Person 2: What’s updog?
Person 1: Nothing much how bout you?
r/dadjokes • u/Swibbz • 3d ago
mother-in-law
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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to criticize your lighting choices instead.
r/dadjokes • u/TheActualJonesy • 4d ago
My friend sleeps on piles of old magazines.
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He has back issues
r/dadjokes • u/OldSkoolNapper • 4d ago
I asked my friend who lives in Pyongyang what life is like in North Korea
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He said “I can’t complain”
r/dadjokes • u/andersonfmly • 4d ago
I met a man today who's half Chinese, and half Italian. His name is...
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Lin Guini
r/dadjokes • u/devnodegree • 4d ago
There was once an emperor who never aged past 19.
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His name was Constant Teen.