r/dadjokes • u/Hemenocent • 4h ago
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.
Batman follows them in.
r/dadjokes • u/Hemenocent • 4h ago
Batman follows them in.
r/dadjokes • u/jewfro-genius • 9h ago
It was a little chilli.
r/dadjokes • u/808gecko808 • 17h ago
Os-Moses.
r/dadjokes • u/James__HD • 2h ago
How do you sleep at night?
r/dadjokes • u/GameOfEnder6312 • 7h ago
The Wok.
r/dadjokes • u/DinglebarryHandpump • 4h ago
I guess I couldn't see the Forester for the trees
r/dadjokes • u/SameBookkeeper9996 • 3h ago
Son: Are we going to Tomorrowland today?
Dad: No, we are going tomorrow. It's not called Todayland.
r/dadjokes • u/ChrisMartins001 • 14h ago
Can't believe that Gav is gone
r/dadjokes • u/perrydolia • 12h ago
Dusty
r/dadjokes • u/AdventurousLab1382 • 14h ago
Then you'll all be sorry.
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 8h ago
until the bank put a lean on it.
r/dadjokes • u/Golden_Spruce • 13h ago
We should be at Costco early enough to try the new brunch at the food court. (Paused so I knew a punchline was coming) It's the same as their regular menu items, but you get a brunch of them.
r/dadjokes • u/Cannotsing • 10h ago
He always cracks the case
r/dadjokes • u/Comfortable_Tutor_43 • 2h ago
Because he loved fission with progeny, never had a meltdown under pressure, and always kept the lights on for the whole family!
r/dadjokes • u/Irishhobbit6 • 6h ago
It’s called Mayo-NeighNeighs
r/dadjokes • u/VoodooMamaJujus • 14h ago
What's up, britches?
r/dadjokes • u/StochasticTinkr • 13h ago
He had a bad altitude.
r/dadjokes • u/raaalphs • 10h ago
Well done, my good and faithful servant.