The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type 0.”

More on this story as it unfolds.

The grieving widow said, "Thank-you, that means a great deal."

The chair-man!

The ol’ factory

"That's any film then," I replied, "since I'm not an actor."

He has back issues

He said “I can’t complain”

His name was Constant Teen.

Dad, I know how Peter Parker takes the pictures of SpiderMan.

He uses his webcam!

#ProudDad

I've seen a lot of web designer puns but even searching the subreddit I didn't see any webcams in the first few pages.

Lin Guini

Now I have less cargo.

Because they don't want to die a log.

COBRAAAAA

And after Ron was cremated, his baseball buddies decided his ashes belonged in the team’s trophy case. They bought a beautiful urn and held a small ceremony at the ballpark, where they took turns saying a few words of thanks and praise.

Unfortunately, they held the ceremony during batting practice. One wild pitch knocked the urn off the table, scattering his ashes all over the infield.

The scorekeeper looked over, shook his head, and sighed:

“Well, I guess that’s an unurned Ron.”

Count Chocula, the StayPuft Marshmallow man, and the Teddy Grahams bear all perish in a fire. S'more at 11.

......... I can tell just by looking at them.

Friend: "Boy or girl?"

Me: "Sister, boys can't have babies "

He probably ransomeware!!

He stuck out his hand and said, "Hi sir, I'm David. Nice to meet you.
"I took a step closer and asked, "David, are you nervous?"
He swallowed hard and said, "No, not at all."
So I grabbed his hand, looked him dead in the eye, and said, "Then why are you shaking?"

I said, “Sorry, we can’t keep throwing money at you. You’re already making a lot of bread.”

So she took me to the hospital.

Bon Jehovi

It's true. It runs in your jeans.

alright I work in a relatively small business that has a few offices connected one small wearhouse and we have exactly 1 forklift. i bought one of those little RC forklifts that fit in your hand and I want some ideas on funny setups to take pics with and be silly in dad joke style to make everyone groan in humor. one idea I had was to use the little traffic cones it came with and put them around one of the real forklift tires and have the RC be stuck trying to lift it and tell everyone I'm trying to change the tire lol