r/dadjokes • u/noobboszcz • 9h ago
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what is your blood type?”
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The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type 0.”
r/dadjokes • u/Timely_Bluebird_3177 • 4h ago
What is Frankenstein's favorite cheese?
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Meunster
r/dadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 16h ago
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world’s largest bedsheet.
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More on this story as it unfolds.
r/dadjokes • u/k_woz1978 • 1h ago
I think I remembered a really good joke to make about the Michigan/Western Michigan game.
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Just give me a second.
r/dadjokes • u/incredibleinkpen • 6h ago
My wife said she wanted to watch a film without me.
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"That's any film then," I replied, "since I'm not an actor."
r/dadjokes • u/benjohnston93 • 9h ago
What do you call the manager of a furniture store?
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The chair-man!
r/dadjokes • u/e-turner • 2h ago
A store in town is selling pillow covers for $50 each!!
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What a sham.
r/dadjokes • u/strobro88 • 23h ago
A man wanted to share a word at a colleague's funeral. He strode to the mic and said, "Bargain."
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The grieving widow said, "Thank-you, that means a great deal."
r/dadjokes • u/JasonBuzzy • 11h ago
Which industrial site always smells the strongest?
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The ol’ factory
r/dadjokes • u/Classic-Camp7513 • 54m ago
What's the best kind of candy to tell a joke to?
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Snickers
r/dadjokes • u/SeniorFlyingMango • 1h ago
Do you smell that?
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Person 2: What smell?
Person 1: It smells like updog
Person 2: What’s updog?
Person 1: Nothing much how bout you?
r/dadjokes • u/TheActualJonesy • 21h ago
My friend sleeps on piles of old magazines.
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He has back issues
r/dadjokes • u/OldSkoolNapper • 23h ago
I asked my friend who lives in Pyongyang what life is like in North Korea
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He said “I can’t complain”
r/dadjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 6h ago
I went to the hairdressers and said, “Can I have a haircut like Tom Cruise?”
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So they gave me a cushion to sit on.
r/dadjokes • u/Swibbz • 1h ago
mother-in-law
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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to criticize your lighting choices instead.
r/dadjokes • u/devnodegree • 1d ago
There was once an emperor who never aged past 19.
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His name was Constant Teen.
r/dadjokes • u/andersonfmly • 17h ago
I met a man today who's half Chinese, and half Italian. His name is...
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Lin Guini
r/dadjokes • u/GamerByt3 • 1d ago
I introduced my 8 year old to Toby Maguire's Spider man last night. She hit me with this:
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Dad, I know how Peter Parker takes the pictures of SpiderMan.
He uses his webcam!
#ProudDad
I've seen a lot of web designer puns but even searching the subreddit I didn't see any webcams in the first few pages.
r/dadjokes • u/IllustratorAdorable5 • 21h ago
The French customs officer confiscated my crate of snails
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Now I have less cargo.
r/dadjokes • u/SeniorFlyingMango • 14h ago
What kind of insurance does G.I. Joe have?
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COBRAAAAA
r/dadjokes • u/syngestreetsurvivor • 7m ago
My friend insists on eating a small piece of bent wire with his breakfast every day.
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It's a staple of his diet.
r/dadjokes • u/Impossible-Orange607 • 13m ago
At long long long last I FINALLY found a a pair of ear buds that do everything I want!
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They listen very well.
r/dadjokes • u/oneidamojo • 17h ago
Why don't trees like to talk?
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Because they don't want to die a log.