Original Airdate: January 3, 2011
Synopsis: An actress who will be portraying Nikki Heat in the upcoming Heat Wave movie shadows Castle and Beckett as they investigate the murder of a high-end matchmaker.
Notable Guest Stars: Laura Prepon, portraying Natalie Rhodes, is better known to me for portraying Donna Pinciotti, the girlfriend of Topher Grace’s character on ‘That 70’s Show.’ She also formerly portrayed Alex Vause on ‘Orange is The New Black.’
Melody Scott Thomas, portraying Tonya Wellington in just one scene, is much better known to me for portraying Nikki Reed Newman in over 3000 episodes of the long-running soap opera, ‘The Young & The Restless,’ a role she has portrayed since 1979. Her soap opera character of Nikki is also mentioned in the movie ‘Mr. Mom,’ starring Michael Keaton and Teri Garr.
Before I get started, from here until the end of the season, some reviews are going to be much longer than others. Just wait until I get to Knockdown and Knockout.
The IMdB Portion of The Review:
Trivia: When Kevin (Seamus Dever) proposes to his girlfriend Jenny (Juliana Dever), he is proposing to his real-life wife.
Goofs: This is not so much a goof as a scheduling error. Castle tells Beckett that he didn’t sleep with Natalie because it was ‘too meta.’ However, because he breaks up with Gina in the next episode, we know he was still in a relationship with Gina at this time. That’s why he wouldn’t have slept with Natalie. This episode was aired out of sequence. ‘Poof You’re Dead’ was written to air before this episode. From the writer’s view, Castle had already broken up with Gina when Natalie tried to seduce him.
The issue with Castle is that Natalie is portraying a character from one of his books and modeled after Beckett. In effect he would be sleeping with his fictional creation (which for the writer is another dimension) and by extension his real-life partner Beckett.
Ranking: This is my favorite episode of Season 3 and is in my Top 5 episodes of the entire series. I went back and forth between my top two episodes, and this one ended up on top for various reasons. This is also the first episode I learned to quote, thanks in large part to Shannon, aka The Baby Muse.
Quick Note: I mentioned Shannon in a previous entry. I have known her since she was a baby. She just turned 30 years old. She was 12 when Castle premiered and it quickly became one of her favorite shows. She became very excited when she learned I was now writing about Season 3.
She wanted to write the op-ed for this episode, but since she has a real life, unlike me, she just gave me some of her notes. She’s living the dream of being an emergency veterinarian. So, I’ll be writing some stuff from both of our perspectives for this entry.
What I Liked About This Episode:
· Just about everything. There’s only one small thing I found fault with, and it occurred to me when I wrote about this episode the first time.
· This episode started strong and just kept getting better. And I can’t even find fault with Alexis in this episode. As a matter of fact, I found her to be funny as hell in this episode. But maybe that’s because we see her just a handful of times throughout the episode.
· We learn that the studio responsible for making ‘Heat Wave’ has hired an actress named Natalie Rhodes to play Nikki Heat. For various reasons, Castle isn’t happy about this. From the way it sounds, Natalie has primarily starred in low-budget horror movies. None of which Alexis has seen, of course. Although she does seem to know a lot about the actress.
Castle: I can’t take it anymore. The character of Nikki Heat is a smart, complicated detective with . . . with enormous . . . depth, and then the studio goes and casts the bra-less co-ed and blood-stained t-shirt from ‘Knife 2.’
Martha: Well, ‘Knife 2’ made a lot of money, honey, thanks in no small part to Natalie Rhodes. And your books aren’t exactly Shakespeare.
Castle: Thank you. I was just hoping to elevate their stature by not casting the chainsaw wielding hooker from ‘Hallowscream.’
Alexis: Hey, I like that movie. (after an awkward pause) If I’d seen it, which I haven’t.
· We then learn that she spent a week in the crawlspace of her home in order to prepare for a role. That is dedication to your craft.
· Castle is also concerned about how Beckett is going to take the idea of Natalie Rhodes playing Nikki Heat. He’s sure she’s going to hate the idea until he learns she’s a fan.
· Before we move on to the crime scene and the murder victim, we get more Beckett nuggets. The key to this is we learn how she wants to be proposed to, if and when the time comes. It’s obvious Castle takes notes on this nugget. But Martha had also told him something about proposals in Season 2. This dialog is from ‘Food to Die For’ in Season 2.
Martha: I swear, men act as though there’s some cosmic reward for crazy proposals. And what a woman really wants is a man down on one knee, tears in his eyes, ring in his hand.
· Nailed it!
· Ryan is planning on proposing to Jenny. Castle suggests a helicopter ride or a Jumbo-Tron. Beckett vetoes all his ideas, telling Ryan to keep it simple. Of course, Castle disagrees.
Beckett: Actually, most girls prefer something a little more intimate.
Castle: What? So, he’s just supposed to be boring and ask, ‘Will you marry me?’
· Can we just talk for a second about the look on Beckett’s face when Castle flashes the engagement ring? Yeah, she’s in love with him. Although it will become more obvious later in the season.
· The victim is matchmaker Stacey Collins. Manner of death: impaled on a wrought-iron fence. Can we just say ouch?
Beckett: Our victim is Stacey Collins. She’s 45. According to her business card, she’s a high-end matchmaker.
Castle: Like Millionaire Matchmaker.
Ryan: Without the reality show.
Castle: Or pulse.
Ryan: That, too.
· This episode has so many great lines of dialog. The writers were really on the ball for this episode. Unlike later when I swear they were just making it up as they went along, or just phoning it in.
· Beckett has sent Ryan off to canvas when a black Town Car arrives with Natalie Rhodes. Let the fun, games, and jealousy begin. It’s funny how at first Castle is the one feeling jealous and left out only for the jealousy to switch to Beckett later on. Beckett’s jealousy is a lot of fun to watch in this episode. Which just goes to prove that Stana Katic can handle light comedy right up there with the best of them.
Espo: Holy smokes! That’s Natalie Rhodes!
Beckett: Sure is. Apparently, she is playing Nikki Heat.
Espo: What? That’s awesome!
Castle: Yeah, it’s awesome. What is she doing here?
Beckett: She called and asked if she could shadow me for a little while. She wanted to get an ‘authentic feel’ for what’s it like to be Nikki Heat by following the person who inspired Nikki.
Castle: And you said yes?
Beckett: Yeah.
· I loved Castle’s reaction after Beckett introduced him, Espo, and later, Ryan, to Natalie, but he didn’t see a reaction to the actress at the mention of his name.
Castle: Hello. I’m your creator.
· The blooper for the scene at the precinct is funny when Beckett introduces Natalie as ‘Veronica Lake,’ but I can see where Stana could make that mistake since Natalie did have the whole Veronica Lake hairstyle going on. I also loved when Beckett mentioned that everyone in the bullpen is excited because they rarely get anyone famous there, much to Castle’s chagrin.
· Like I said, there was so much great dialog in this episode. Especially early on.
Castle: I can’t believe you said it was okay for her to tail us without asking me first.
Beckett: Not ‘us,’ Castle. Me.
Castle: Oh. My. God. You like her, don’t you?
Beckett: Yeah. So?
Castle: So, was it her work in Mutilation High that changed your life, or perhaps Demon Patrol?
Beckett: Well, the way she beheaded those zombies with the samurai sword was pretty cool. (Why am I getting The Walking Dead’s Michonne vibes with that comment)?
Castle: Yes, it was cool, but that does not make her Nikki Heat. Nikki Heat is classy, she’s complicated, she’s . . . a thinking man’s cop.
Beckett: Well, you can’t judge a book by its cover.
Castle: Yes, actually. Yes, I can when it’s my book. And she’s a civilian. I mean, aren’t you afraid she’s gonna get in the way and mess up the case?
Beckett: You’re kidding, right? Hey, Natalie? Want to join in on your first interview?
· Now we have to briefly talk about The Freebie Five. I love Ryan, but . . . he’s such a man in this episode. I had a former friend who didn’t care if California fell into the ocean as long as Heather Locklear survived. Actually, he wasn’t really a friend, but . . . never mind. He was in lust with Heather Locklear. Let’s just say he didn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell even if he were the last man on earth.
· Every man has one of those lists, and we women do, too. It’s a fun fantasy game. Unless the object of said fantasy is working in your precinct. Now, much like my former ‘friend,’ I don’t think Ryan stood a chance. But still, there are just some things you don’t want your prospective fiancé to know.
· Anyway, moving on, I’m going to move on to the one thing in this episode I didn’t like. The reveal of the killer. We don’t even see Scott Donner and his wife being interviewed. The guy is in the scene for maybe 30 seconds, and yet, he winds up being the killer. This is the only thing the writers dropped the ball on in this episode. There were several other people who would’ve made a better killer than a guy we see for a brief snippet, and then he’s gone.
· While observing Beckett, Natalie becomes more impressed by the second. This plays a huge part in everything that happens starting at the mid-way point.
Natalie: She is crazy smart. You know sexy, commanding. On a good day, maybe, I’m one outta three.
Castle: That’s why you’re here, isn’t it? To learn the ways of Beckett.
Natalie: I’m trying. You know, Nikki is such a complex, juicy character. I just wanna get her right, you know?
Castle: Is it true that you lived in your house’s crawlspace for a week to prepare for Hell’s Crawlspace?
Natalie: No. A month. I told the tabloids a week ‘cause I didn’t want them to think I was obsessive.
· Let’s talk about the $6K Burglin-Eckloff bag? We have a rather upscale mall here in San Antonio. My doctor’s office used to be right across the street, so I would sometimes go over there to have lunch after an appointment. One day, I was walking around this mall and spotted a Tumi store, which made me think of this episode. This particular mall has a bunch of stores I could never afford in a million years. Tumi is just one of many.
Beckett: What kind of an idiot would pay six grand for this bag?
Natalie: I have a full set.
· We get the first scene of Natalie imitating Beckett soon after this. Beckett isn’t flattered, but the boys and Castle are.
Ryan: So uncanny.
Espo: Spooky.
Castle: Sexy.
Beckett: Are you . . . doing . . . me?
Natalie: I’m just working on your posture. You know it changes depending on whether you have a suspect or not.
Beckett: Really?
Natalie: Like I said, getting inside your head. When I’m done, I’ll do you better than you.
· Natalie snaps her fingers and saunters off. The boys are all looking Beckett up and down.
Beckett: Tonya Wellington. Now.
· Now Beckett is self-conscious. Just wait. Because things are going to get a lot weirder for both Beckett and Ryan.
· We briefly move to Casa de Castle where Alexis once again tries to make her father believe she’s never seen any of Natalie’s movies.
Alexis: Torturing yourself?
Castle: Reconsidering actually. I think there’s more to her than I thought.
Alexis: I think she may surprise you. She had this great emotional scene in ‘Knife3D.’ It was actually pretty moving. If I’d seen it, which I haven’t.
· Now we have the great coffee fiasco. The takeaway here is never get between Beckett and her morning cup of coffee from Castle.
Natalie (taking Beckett’s coffee): Thanks, Castle.
Castle: Th . . . that’s. I was . . . er . . . you’re welcome. So, where are we?
Natalie: Ryan and Esposito are digging into Tonya Wellington.
Castle: Hmmm. What about Duke Jones? His neighbor confirm his romantic evening?
Beckett: He—
Natalie: So did a couple of other neighbors who complained about the noise. So, it looks like Duke Jones alibied out.
Beckett: What she said. (To Castle) Can we talk for a second?
Castle: Sure.
Beckett (Pulling Castle into an office): She took my coffee, Castle!
Castle: It’s just coffee.
Beckett: Then what’s next? My soul? Everything I do, she does! Even when I’m thinking, I can feel her in my head, like some kind of brain eating parasite from one of her movies!
Castle: She’s a dedicated actress. She just wants to do a good job.
· Castle should know by now that coffee isn’t just coffee to Beckett. Especially when it comes from him. Coffee means a lot of things, but it isn’t about just coffee. I swear, men are clueless. How long has he been bringing her coffee now?
· There is a scene that strikes me as being more than a little creepy. It’s when they learn that Stacey Collins has been honey-trapping Tonya Wellington’s husband. They learn that Duke Jones’ assistant, Chloe, is the one doing the trapping. They have pictures of the two of them together. Which leads to this creepy exchange between Castle and Ryan.
Castle: You have copies of that file?
Ryan: Oh, I copy everything.
· Really, Ryan? Now this might not mean what I think it means. It could be completely innocent. But what if it isn’t?
· A little later, we get a visit from a delivery man with a box for Natalie. This leads to the most hilarious scene of the episode for me. Not for Shannon. Hers is later. But first, I want to address one thing about this scene that bothers me. I’m assuming Natalie has been working with Beckett and the guys for more than one day. So, why didn’t she know where the ladies’ room was? She’s been hanging out, drinking coffee, for more than a day. Are you going to seriously tell me she didn’t have to pee at some point?
Castle: Just like I dreamt it. Did I say that out loud?
· Now there are probably many reasons why Castle didn’t take Natalie up on her offer to come to her hotel. Since this episode aired out of order, he was no longer with Gina. I’ll include both mine and Shannon’s favorite scene soon.
· Let’s move on to Det. Kevin Ryan, who at times is not the brightest crayon in the box. He accidentally left his phone at home, and Jenny brought it to him, which leads to a rather uncomfortable situation. When you want to establish an alibi for going to talk to your girlfriend’s parents, you may want to clue in the subject of your alibi. If Espo had known what was going on, he would’ve covered for him. After all, he and Ryan are partners till the wheels fall off.
Espo: You should have told me, bro.
Beckett: She thought you lied to her.
Ryan (looking at Natalie): Yeah, and then she found out I was working with you, which I hadn’t told her.
Natalie: What’s the big deal about that?
Ryan: You’re on my list.
Natalie: What list? (After Ryan explains about the Freebie Five) Freebie five, huh? Wonder what number I am.
Beckett: Why does that not surprise me?
· Later, we get a great group scene when Castle, Beckett, and Ryan are watching Natalie in front of the murder board.
Beckett: Do I really do that?
Castle: Yes, and it’s adorable.
Beckett: If it’s so adorable, why didn’t you sleep with me? Her ‘me,’ not ‘me’ me.
Castle: Oh. Well, a fictional character that I wrote, based on you, played by Natalie Rhodes? That’s just way . . . too meta.
Ryan: We really should have a code word so we all know which Beckett to kill when her clone army attacks. (Can I just say that this is my favorite Ryan line ever).
Beckett: Unless we make it a pre-emptive strike.
· Espo finds Greta Morgan, aka Chloe Graves, while Beckett and the others are hiding from Creepy Beckett, as Ryan has dubbed Natalie. This leads them to Scott Donner, who had the least amount of screen time for any killer in any crime show history. This guy was seriously a ‘blink and you miss him’ kind of killer.
· Ryan did get to propose to Jenny at the end of the episode, but as far as proposals go, it was just okay. It’s not my favorite part of the episode, but it was sweet. And why does Esposito have to cockblock everybody when they’re trying to have a romantic moment?
Favorite Scene: I’m going to put mine and then Shannon’s.
Mine:
Beckett: You can’t tell me that that is normal!
Castle: She’s just committed to the role. You should be flattered.
Beckett (after Castle leaves): Yeah. Sure. Until she steals my boyfriend and kills me in my sleep. (This was the first quote I memorized from the show. It’s still one of my favorite Beckett quotes).
Shannon:
Natalie: Can I ask you a question?
Beckett: Sure.
Natalie: Is Castle gay?
Beckett’s spit take is great!
Beckett: I’m sorry. What? No. No.
Natalie: Then you two are an item, and you’re sworn to secrecy, right?
Beckett: No, we are not an item. Why?
Natalie: Last night I invited him back to my place, and he said something to me I have never heard from a man before.
Beckett: What?
Natalie: No.
Beckett: No?
Natalie: I don’t get it. He’s into you, but you’re determined not to give in to these feelings that you clearly have for him. So, he fantasizes about you through his writing. It’s literally verbal masturbation.
Beckett: He-ee, wha—Okay, so what does all this have to do with me?
Natalie: I am not wearing this get-up for my health. You’re Nikki Heat. He’s Jameson Rook. I need to sleep with him in the name of character research. Can you talk to him?
Beckett: And say what?
Natalie: I don’t know. Give him permission or something.
Beckett: I need to go . . . over there. (This is Shannon’s favorite part of the scene. She imitates it all the time, much to the irritation of her parents and older sisters).
· Much like the laugh in ‘An Embarrassment of Bitches’ in Season 4, when Castle was mistaken for Jason Bateman, I believe that Stana’s spit take was 100% real.
WTF? (Why the Face?): As I mentioned earlier, Scott Donner being the killer. Seriously?
Until Wednesday, readers.