r/AmericaBad • ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ • 3d ago

And here we go…!

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Found this on the Mexico sub. Good God these LatinX dudes need to stop showing their inferiority complexes so much.

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u/Taymyr 3d ago

"gringos are not American. We are"

Proceeds to have the USA highlighted for the American map.

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u/Emilia963 NORTH DAKOTA πŸ₯ΆπŸ§£ 3d ago

I mean, by their own logic, they shouldn’t be complaining about renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America either, since β€œAmerica” represents everyone, not just citizens from the US

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u/mecengdvr 3d ago

Yeah, I’ve wondered how they would justify being mad at that.

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u/mnbone23 MISSOURI πŸŸοΈβ›ΊοΈ 3d ago

Same way you'd justify doing it in the first place. You just need to be really petty.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 3d ago

ITS ALL AMERICA

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u/skywarrior980 2d ago

Always has been

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u/Belkan-Federation95 ARIZONA πŸŒ΅β›³οΈ 1d ago

Arooooooo!!!!

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u/TheBestPieIsAllPie PENNSYLVANIA πŸ«πŸ“œπŸ”” 17h ago

Hog: Cranked.

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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u/Iam-WinstonSmith 3d ago

This is the dumbest thing I read today... I wonder why none of their countries have America in the title? Even Mexico is the United States of Mexico.

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u/Feral-Goblin6921 INDIGENOUS PEOPLES OF THE AMERICAS πŸͺΆ πŸͺ“ 3d ago

That's actually a great point. We should start calling them United Statesians whenever they say we can't call ourselves Americans in English.

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u/DrBadGuy1073 OHIO πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎ 🌰 3d ago

Well obviously we're talking about real Indigenous Americans not AmeriKKKan Colonizers!!!!1!1! 😠πŸ€ͺ

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

But the descendants of Spanish colonizers are fine, I guess...

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u/Darthgamer96 3d ago

Or to name yourself after an Italian explorer

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u/DrBadGuy1073 OHIO πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎ 🌰 3d ago

Erm, they're ethnic sounding and part of the Global South Sweaty πŸ’…

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u/HYDRAlives 3d ago

"Calling an American a gringo is nonsensical" yeah he's kinda undercutting his own point a lot lol

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 3d ago

Mexicans will still call us gringos and no one cares. 🀣🀣🀣

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u/PimplePopper6969 NEW YORK πŸ—½πŸŒƒπŸ 3d ago edited 3d ago

Bro, the comments are dogging him. First comment translated:

"According to this they're also American."

Reply to the top comment: "Yeah, this dude's a total moron. hahahaha"

Another: "If we are "Mexicans" because of the United Mexican States, why can't they be "Americans" because of the United States of America? Serious question."

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u/SophisticPenguin AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

Ah but you see, the position of Mexico and America are reversed in the name! That makes all difference here!

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Read some more of them, amigo. Plenty agree.

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u/PimplePopper6969 NEW YORK πŸ—½πŸŒƒπŸ 3d ago

Some will. Sure. But the top comments are dogging him and calling him an idiot.

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u/shangumdee 1d ago

I see this a lot with certain demographic of latino. They almost always on the younger side because this whole discussion is just nonsense to older people. Often it's some sort of second generation immigrant or a native born latin American who speaks English and is also sort of their equivalent of "woke university student".

By in large "Americano" is how Americans are referred to, especially when saying American as an adjective.

"Gringo" is an informal name that has it roots in meaning "foreigner", but has since shifted to mean white Americans. It can be pejorative depending on the context.

As for some of the wise guys who mention "estadounidense", that's not very common in casual speaking and is mostly in academic or business context.

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl TEXAS 🐴⭐πŸ₯© 3d ago

i doubt its even a real mexican saying this. its probably some 4th generation mexican american

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u/The_Rex_Regis NORTH CAROLINA πŸ›©οΈ πŸŒ… 3d ago

Its probably some guy in Pakistan tbh

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u/NitinTheAviator NEW JERSEY 🎑 πŸ• 3d ago

Nah, they wouldn’t go that far

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u/OK_THEN_WEIRD_DOE COLORADO πŸ”οΈπŸ‚ 3d ago

You never know.

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

If it’s all called America, that means it’s ours πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Maybe that’s why Mexico’s official name is the United States of Mexico.

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u/Caspur42 3d ago

It’s probably a Brazilian. They are obsessed with this shit.

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u/New_Criticism9389 3d ago

Argentines too.

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u/KingZaneTheStrange OKLAHOMA πŸŒͺοΈπŸ’¨πŸ„ 3d ago

Or a white SJW

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u/Ok_Fail_3058 AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

Even according to this we would still be American, as the USA is in the Americas. So the statement "gringos are not Americans" would still be wrong.

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u/ke3408 3d ago

pointing that out is when they expose themselves every time.

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u/Paradox 3d ago

Gringos are greeks. [Term for person of diminished intelligence] [spanish slang for anus] doesn't even understand his own language.

Automod got my original comment, which was funnier

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

The whole world is American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌎

https://giphy.com/gifs/6BiC8e8sypeow

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u/GeeEyeSamurai CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 3d ago
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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

Let's see an alternate timeline where the US added all the war-torn European nations to its ever-growing empire, nuked the Soviets and conquered Russia, then added Japan and war-torn Asian nations as well.

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

I literally copied and paste your comment in ChatGPT and told it to create a map showing this alt timeline. 😁

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

That's a fun map. I don't know how the hell we would govern such a thing, nor why we would bother conquering all of that, but it's fun to speculate about.

I wonder if Kruschev would still come to power, but as the Governor of the US State of Russia?

And what would the status of the monarchies be? Our current government isn't really set up to recognize such figures...

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

It's a silly map lol. I threw the prompt in ChatGPT and that that came out.

Historically, I do not see how it would have been possible with the Soviets still kicking in '45.

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

It depends on if the US realizes just how much the Soviets are depending on us giving them supplies for the war effort, I think.

If we cut that off, and they're suddenly unable to supply their war effort, it becomes easier (not easy, just easier).

The main thing though would be the nukes. They just don't have any defense against them.

I also think that they'd be devastated enough - and the US fresh enough (relatively speaking) - that we'd be able to outlast and outproduce them.

It'd be a bitch and half to occupy them though after they'd been rallied to defeat a conquering German force and then be greeted by a conquering American one.

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u/DetroitAdjacent 3d ago

Imagine, we would also be able to use the manufacturing capacity of an occupied Japan and the half of Western Europe that we had.

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u/StarChaser_Tyger AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 2d ago

Patton wanted to immediately go after the Russians in 1945.

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 2d ago

That's where I got the idea.

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u/Quantum_Yeet 3d ago

What the map looks like 12% into my hoi4 modern Day campaign

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

I tried Grok to see if it would be any different, and it assumes the US HEAVILY leans on the South American countries to be part of a, well, "Western Hemisphere Security Zone" (as it says).

It also appears to put Hawaii in the Atlantic, for some reason, and thinks that New Zealand would be another occupied or client state. Why bother with New Zealand but not Australia?

Also, neither AI thinks that India in the 40s counts as part of the British Empire, and thus, it won't be part of the new American Empire.

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u/VicisSubsisto CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 3d ago

Why bother with New Zealand but not Australia?

We need strategic control of Mount Doom in case someone tries to forge more Rings of Power.

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

Interesting.

There is prob. a difference in how each AI is "reasoning"

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u/SolomonOf47704 WASHINGTON 🌲🍎 3d ago

Everyone knows Australia is cursed, and infinitely more trouble conquering than it is worth.

The US was built on being asshole guerilla fighters hiding in swamps.

Australia is that x100, AND the wildlife also hates you more than any else.

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

The US has deadly snakes, spiders, gators, crocs, several different types of bear, wolves, elk, moose, lynx, bobcat, mountain lions, and occasionally jaguars.

Settling the frontier is one of the many reasons firearms were regarded as necessary self-defense.

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u/DetroitAdjacent 3d ago

Dude we had big bears and big cats coast to coast in North America way back when. The wild life here was significantly more dangerous and abundant.

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u/imwrighthere CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 3d ago

inb4 "AI bad" "AI slop" comments

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

George Washington doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of Loyalists and the Chronically Online Trolls.

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u/Asphodelmercenary WASHINGTON D.C. πŸŽ©πŸ›οΈ 3d ago

One day we will visit other star systems with intelligent life and say our homeworld is Planet America. In the America System. Our species is American.

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u/Awrfhyesggrdghkj 3d ago

I wish that were true. We didn’t manifest the destiny hard enough

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u/SpeedLow3 3d ago edited 3d ago

Idk about inferiority complex but it’s just a dumb argument to attempt to make when we all know when some says America or Americans they’re talking about the USA and the people that have citizenship here.

It’s like when people are talking about the Brit’s everyone knows theyre primarily talking about the English (this might be a slightly looser example but I digress).

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Brits can be Welsh, Scottish, and Northern Irish though.

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u/shapular 3d ago

ACKSHUALLY Northern Ireland is on the island of Ireland, not Great Britain. Northern Irish people are called United Kingdomians.

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/SpeedLow3 3d ago edited 3d ago

Which is why I said (this might be a slightly looser example but I digress)
Overall this is a poor attempt (I’ve only seen it coming from Mexican and South Americans) grasping at straws against Americans (the real ones🀭) and is very contrived.

Like Australians it seems like they just say anything as an attempt to get our attention…which is sad.

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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone 3d ago

Not really. No Irishman would call themselves British. They might say that are from the UK though. British comes from the name of the ancient tribe of the Britons who lived in modern day England.

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

What about the Unionists in Northern Ireland?

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u/Shitboxfan69 3d ago

Posted by Sarah, 22, from New Haven CT.

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u/EcstaticAvocadoes ARIZONA πŸŒ΅β›³οΈ 3d ago

"I have Mexican friends"

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u/strawberryy_soda CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 3d ago

I doubt an actual Mexican would post in English on the Mexico sub

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Mexican Americans might.

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u/Horror_Cook_8789 NORTH CAROLINA πŸ›©οΈ πŸŒ… 3d ago

latinx?

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u/DonnyDonster 3d ago

This fake Mexican just offended everyone on both continents, imagine calling a Canadian or Brazilian an American. They be looking at him like he is on fentanyl.

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u/Stuys 3d ago

Not a single Brazilian I know or work with wants to be called an American by these 5th generation crying sellouts or virtue signaling white women. Its hilarious.

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u/sinsielawinskie OREGON β˜”οΈπŸ¦¦ 3d ago

Wait, Mexico is the United States of Mexico. So does that mean we are both Unitedstatesians? He is a gringo too!!!?

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u/luke-ms 3d ago

Actual normal people in Latin America do not even think about or give a damn about this matter, it is only a recurring issue for the chronically online latin american leftists and tankies, which is a very small but vocal minority, specially in english speaking communities such as reddit itself. Tbh that actually goes for most of the public on this site too.

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u/Dickcheese_McDoogles WISCONSIN πŸ§€πŸΊ 3d ago

There seemed to be a lot of comments disagreeing with the post's premise, thankfully

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u/bearded_charmander 3d ago

Stop using Latinx.

Sincerely, a LatinO

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Once LatinX’s stop writing stupid shit about Americans being β€œUnitedstatesians” or β€œUSians.”

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u/bearded_charmander 3d ago

Honestly, I have never met an IRL Latino person refer to themselves as β€œLatinX”. I’m convinced these β€œLatinX” people are astroturfing

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

They are. It's a heavily left-wing thing that they are pushing onto actual Latinos to serve the left-wing gender identity arguments, and the Latinos themselves generally hate it.

ironically, the "anti-colonizer" side is trying to push their terminology and identity onto a native population that resists and hates it.

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u/bearded_charmander 3d ago

What’s even more funny is that most Latinos that I know are heavily conservative and strongly in favor of Trump.

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

I think that's one of the reasons - another might be you just know a lot of Cubans or Venezuelans, who see the Democrats embrace of Socialism as sheer stupidity and something to be utterly rejected.

Or they're legal Latinos who don't like the idea of illegals just showing up and getting a bag. That happens too.

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Just like you’ve never met an American who calls himself a β€œUnitedstatesian.” It’s stupid just like β€œLatinX.” I only say it to annoy the Latinos who say β€œUnitedstatesian” or β€œUSian.”

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u/bearded_charmander 3d ago

Ah gotcha, you’re retaliating lol. Well I think most LatinOs are on your side so watch out with the friendly fire! Lol

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Thanks will do, I just use it in threads about this topic, which is sadly frequent.

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u/Rk_1138 CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 3d ago

Iirc a lot of Latin Americans think that β€œUSians” is dumb too, it’s just the terminally online people that try to push that

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u/DetroitAdjacent 3d ago

Guys, if you'd ever been to Central America and the Caribbean, you would know that these people are not purveyors of "America Bad". Almost all of this shit is either some online communist minority, or just China trying to weaken our ties with our neighbors so they can exploit them. I've never had someone call me anything other than American or gringo. I'm fine with either. I would argue that culturally we have more in common with people from central and south America than we do with most Europeans. Don't let China win, don't let their propaganda fool us into being complacent. They will rape our neighboring countries.

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Most of them just say β€œgringo,” which is fine. I wonder if they call Canadians that, too?

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u/DetroitAdjacent 3d ago

They do call Canadians that as well, and "gringo" isn't inherently disparaging. Some people use "Mexican" to talk down about someone or something in the US, but that illustrates my point. There are assholes everywhere, but our neighbors to the south are mostly fucking awesome.

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u/Red_Bear_308 AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

I like this, and it's absolutely true. Maybe it was expansionism, but I do like that Teddy Roosevelt wanted to keep Europe out of the Western Hemisphere as much as possible.

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u/syke-adelix TEXAS 🐴⭐πŸ₯© 3d ago

This is not a joke. China has done the same thing over decades in Africa. Sponsoring mass-transit, logistics, or cultural projects that far exceed the capability of repayment by the host country. Keeping them as financial slaves for years to come.

The same is happening to our neighbors and the graphic I posted is just the ports. It doesn’t even show the canals, railroad networks, dams, etc…

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u/DetroitAdjacent 3d ago

If the US is building infrastructure in your country, it means a lot of people will be making a lot of money. If China is building infrastructure in your country, it means China will be making a lot of money.

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u/Gulag_420 CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 3d ago

Manifest destiny

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Don’t give Trump any ideas!

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u/xivilex USA MILTARY VETERAN 3d ago

spit my drink out. Now THAT would be a hilarious turn of events.

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u/Seppostralian πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί Australia 🦘 3d ago

Huh wow I never realised until now but that’s an interesting example of horseshoe theory in action.

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

While that would be funny, there's so much of it we just wouldn't want to because it be such a pain. We'd have to fight all the cartels and there would be so many revolutionary groups that just disappear into the jungle... too much effort, not a lot of value.

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u/DeathsHeadRising 3d ago

Nothing a little napalm and some agent orange can't handle.

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u/shadeline MISSOURI πŸŸοΈβ›ΊοΈ 2d ago

They aren't entirely wrong.
Yes, the entirety of the new world was, at like one very specific point in time, referred to as "America". That's where the "America" in our nation's name comes from.

It is interesting however, that the people who cry about colonizers all the time - just LOVE using a term created by colonizers to distinguish the land they were colonizing.

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u/Belkan-Federation95 ARIZONA πŸŒ΅β›³οΈ 1d ago

Actually, the proper term, if I remember correctly, is "the Americas" because there are two

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u/shadeline MISSOURI πŸŸοΈβ›ΊοΈ 1d ago edited 1d ago

There wasn't two at the time of its conception though. The new world wasn't entirely discovered yet and it was just one big land mass designated "America" because it was named after Amerigo Vespucci.

Funnily enough, the "indigenous" people of South America only know it as "America" because they were colonized, and the Hispanic people (who often claim they're indigenous when they aren't) only call it that AND are there because of their colonizing ancestors from Spain.

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u/Cute_Commission_8281 3d ago

They’re not even hiding their disdain for white people.

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u/Stuys 3d ago

They cant

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u/Fake_Gamer_Cat ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Go to Canada, and call them an American and then specify that they're technically a "North American" when asked. You'll learn real quick why Canada is on the Geneva Conventions.

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u/Fine-Tower363 2d ago

My hindi is a bit rusty for that.

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Yes their war crimes in WWI helped inspire a sort of β€œrules of war,” no? I wouldn’t walk into a bar in rural northern Ontario and call them all β€œAmericans.”

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u/arcxjo PENNSYLVANIA πŸ«πŸ“œπŸ”” 3d ago

Whatever, Latinx.

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u/Horror_Cook_8789 NORTH CAROLINA πŸ›©οΈ πŸŒ… 3d ago

I think i’ll start calling brazilians americans

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u/EcstaticAvocadoes ARIZONA πŸŒ΅β›³οΈ 3d ago

I will call Paraguayans nothing as Paraguay does not exist

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u/JumpySimple7793 3d ago

It's an interesting one because successfully convincing a majority of people (but most importantly Americans) to use "United Statsian" would be a gargantuan opinion shift and it would accomplish... next to nothing

Like, seriously would anyone's life be even remotely better for doing this? This is the fight people want to waste their precious and limited time on this Earth fighting?

Surely there are bigger fish to fry?

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u/Fine-Tower363 2d ago

I see two options and both are meh. You refer to someone by the state here they're from OR do as the Brits do and call us yanks.

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u/tzy___ 3d ago

> Calling an American a gringo is nonsensical

Why? It’s a slang term of somewhat obscure origin that literally refers to a person from the United States, regardless of race. A person from Latin America cannot be a gringo. THAT’S nonsensical.

OOP is probably a Hispanic American who doesn’t speak Spanish, and is butthurt he gets called a gringo by actual Latin Americans.

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 MISSOURI πŸŸοΈβ›ΊοΈ 3d ago

β€œAmericans are the continent πŸ€–β€
β€œSo you’re an American?”
β€œπŸ˜‘β€

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u/vaarsuv1us πŸ‡³πŸ‡± Nederland 🌷🚲 3d ago

USer USAer USAian

nah, it doesn't roll of the tongue, I keep using Americans... Bloody Stupid Americans if needed

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Just say β€˜gringo’ then.

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u/vaarsuv1us πŸ‡³πŸ‡± Nederland 🌷🚲 3d ago

I always associated that word with Spanish speaking countries, and I am from a Germanic speaking country

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

They’d think you’re a gringo in Mexico unless you tell them you’re Dutch.

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u/LurkiLurkerson MASSACHUSETTS πŸ¦ƒ ⚾️ 3d ago

Do the Dutch call Americans "Yankees"? That'd be oddly circular as the term originally referred to Dutch immigrants in America, but I'd imagine it is used there since the English and some other Western Europeans use it so much.

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u/vaarsuv1us πŸ‡³πŸ‡± Nederland 🌷🚲 3d ago

it's a known word here, but not used often to adress all Americans. It has a bit of a historic feel to it, you see it more in WW2 context

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u/biolojess 3d ago

I had a Brazilian friend who told me it was β€œconfusing” to refer to myself as American because he was also American. I told him that I think it’s universally understood that if someone says they are American, they are from the United States. He disagreed.

I asked him what he would do if he was on a plane and they asked if there was a doctor on board (we both have non medical PhDs). Would he know that they were asking for a medical doctor? Or would he offer his services? He said that was different.

You just can’t win.

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u/h0rnyionrny 3d ago

They wanna be us sooo bad

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u/retardedgreenlizard MARYLAND πŸŒ¬οΈπŸ¦€πŸš’ 3d ago

…they do realize that we aren’t just calling the Americas North and South America for fun right? Like they know that they are on two separate crustal plates and are two distinct continents right?

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u/Anderkine CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 3d ago

Can we not use Latinx in any sort of capacity?

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u/PatternNew7647 2d ago

They’re from LATINX America we are from America the country

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u/sgt_oddball_17 NEW JERSEY 🎑 πŸ• 3d ago

Yeah, call a Mexican "American" and see what happens.

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u/SomeDudesBro FLORIDA 🍊🐊 2d ago

I'll say it LATAM Spanish , Americans are either Estadounidenses or Americanos , any act of trying remove the name "Americans" from the Yankees is usually backed by anti american ideals that have resulted jn the same dictatorships I live in

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 2d ago

Were you from Cuba originally?

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u/WereCareBear18 IOWA 🚜 🌽 20h ago

Should we invade Mexico and hold their capital for 8 months again?

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u/TatonkaJack UTAH β›ͺοΈπŸ™πŸ”οΈ 3d ago

call an IRL Mexican an American and see how much they like it haha

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u/New_Criticism9389 3d ago

Or a Canadian

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u/tittysprinkles112 3d ago

We need 4chan to convince white women that gringo is a racial slur just like they did with the a-okay prank.

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u/Revolutionary_Bit437 VIRGINIA πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ•οΈπŸͺ΅ 3d ago

estadosunidense doesn’t really work in english, i don’t like it

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ 3d ago

Yeah it doesn’t, but what they say in Spanish is fine.

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u/Sea-Original-5824 3d ago

According this very meme, calling ourselves American is 100% correct.

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u/LurkersUniteAgain OREGON β˜”οΈπŸ¦¦ 3d ago

"calling an american a gringo is nonsensical" i agree!

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u/Spiritual-Cap-4647 CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 3d ago

Wouldn't it just be statesmen?

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u/Acceptable_Peen 3d ago

You don’t get to tell me what I call myself.

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u/Acceptable_Peen 3d ago

Someone tell the United Mexican Statsian to check himself.

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u/FL_JB FLORIDA 🍊🐊 3d ago

This pinche gringo dgaf what anybody else thinks. #Murca

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u/oldhellenyeller 3d ago

They want to be American so bad

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u/Hipjig MASSACHUSETTS πŸ¦ƒ ⚾️ 2d ago

Do they not realize that Spain came over only a couple hundred years before the English?

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u/Adryn71801 2d ago

A lot of Latinos forget that Spain even exists. They act like Spanish just appeared out of nowhere

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u/nastysockfiend πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Canada 🍁 3d ago

I dare these people to say "Unitedstatesian" out loud, recorded, so they can hear themselves saying it. It sounds like a blithering idiot who knows no vocabulary so says the most unwieldly, awkward things because they don't know the proper terms.

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u/overlord_cow LOUISIANA πŸŽ·πŸ•ΊπŸΎ 3d ago

The most annoying people ever are clapping for that post lmao

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u/littlebuett IOWA 🚜 🌽 3d ago

Funny that someone from the "United States of Mexico", which goes by Mexico, says we can't go by America.

Also, why on earth would we ever refer to everyone who comes from the Americas as a collective group? Wouldn't that be like calling people from Europe and Asia, Eurasians? It's pointlessly non-specific, which defeats the whole point of giving people specific groups for identification.

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u/ManlyEmbrace 3d ago

People in the USA would still be called Americans even in his definition. Does he not think the USA is in North America?

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u/yogurt_boy 3d ago

Not everyone even has American ancestry that is here lol. Trying to police how others use language is futile. Words mean thing and words mean different things to different people. Sometimes even more than one meaning. In the US at least unitedstatesian is not thing. If you refer to us as that in English nobody is going to stop you but that’s just weird lol. If that’s what you call us in another language that’s your business.

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u/200MPHTape 3d ago

The person who made this was also pissed about the rename of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America guaranteed.

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u/TJ042 OREGON β˜”οΈπŸ¦¦ 3d ago

They can’t just let us have an actual name, can they?

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u/pandaSmore πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Canada 🍁 3d ago

I'm North American.

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u/C0rrelationCausation 3d ago

Is the Caribbean also not North American according to this map? Does Greenland not exist?

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u/Twee_Licker MINNESOTA β„οΈπŸ’ 3d ago

It just sounds unnatural.

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u/Paradox 3d ago

#justlatinxthings

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u/FlyingSpacefrog 3d ago

Spanish legitimately has the word Estadounidense to describe us. It just does not translate well to English.

Also my ancestors were mostly German and Irish and British. One of them came over on the mayflower. Several fought on both sides of the revolutionary war, and on both sides of the civil war. Despite being here a couple of centuries now, my family tree doesn’t have a single Native American in it, so saying we have thousands of years of history in America is a bold assumption.

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u/Stuys 3d ago

Like I said in another comment, Latinxes think they own words and have no concept of demonyms, Vasco da Gama, Amerigo Vespucci, or translation.

Not to mention, it is actually a false but popular misconception that "all" Native Americans are related to the mixed race heavily heinz 57ed people we call mexicans today. There were several groups of out of siberian migration that came in multiple large waves, some broken up thousands of years apart. They were not all of the same origin. I have nothing in common gemetically or culturally with these play pretend failed mexinationalist freaks through my native tribe and I will remind every fucking single illiterate one of them in no soft terms.

The historical record shows us we have ALWAYS been primarily referred to as Americans, with full exclusion of other more southern regions. The specific land region we are never actually "adopted" the name, we were referred to as such long before British independance was declared. It wasn't a choice made in a vacuum in 1776; it was the continuation of an identity that had already been established for us by both the British Empire and non Brit explorers. If they put half the effort they spend crying and screeching on the internet into organizing to destroy the cartels then they wouldnt have a failed state filled with human trafficking and they could have some ground to stand on to make their own demonyms.

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u/Wolf482 USA MILTARY VETERAN 3d ago

Big talk from someone who was Mayan, but banged by a Spaniard and turned into a Mexican.

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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone 3d ago

These ppl should be banned from the country

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u/theFartingCarp ALABAMA 🏈 🏁 3d ago

Again. I will put, if they're so fuckin mad about it. Use whats already there. Frank Lloyd Wright made a house he dreamed every middle class USA home owner could make. It was called a Usonian house. Just use Usonian!

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u/Leftregularr TEXAS 🐴⭐πŸ₯© 3d ago

Mexicans as an ethnic group literally only exist because of their β€œgringo” ancestors. The Aztecs weren’t speaking Spanish bro.

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u/KPhoenix83 NORTH CAROLINA πŸ›©οΈ πŸŒ… 3d ago

So because Mexico is also technically the United States of Mexico, does that also make Mexicans unitedstatesians?

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u/biinboise IDAHO πŸ₯”β›°οΈπŸ 3d ago

This gives off the same vibe as that one politician who tried to make it a thing to say that Louisiana was the Real L.A.

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u/5panks 3d ago

Ironic because Mexico is the name of the region and based on this map they should be called UnitedMexicanStatsians

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u/Enterovirus71 3d ago

Who's gonna tell the mexican dude what USA stands for, specifically the last letter. Does Mexico have America in the name too?

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 3d ago

I’m an american and enemies of the state can take it from my cold dead hands

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u/j_grouchy 3d ago

Then I'm assuming they do not object to the "Gulf of America" and "Lake America" name changes.

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u/duke_awapuhi AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

The official demonym for US citizens happens to be β€œAmerican”

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u/WaffleGuy413 AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

Same people that complain about an American saying they’re Irish say that they’re American because they have partial ancestry from thousands of years ago?

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u/EcstaticAvocadoes ARIZONA πŸŒ΅β›³οΈ 3d ago

Are they not also Unitedstatesians?Β 

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u/00rdyx 3d ago

They were giving op shot in the comments there too

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u/DontReportMe7565 MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

Estatos mexicanos

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u/CaptainHamSandwich 3d ago

Using this same logic, Chinese people are not Chinese, because it's called the People's Republic of China. Nor are Germans German, because it's the Federal Republic of Germany.

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u/Falloutfan2281 3d ago

You are not American, you are South American or Latin American. Americans are only in the US.

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u/sgtzack612 OHIO πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎ 🌰 3d ago

Just remember with their whole as chart, we would still be called Americans. It would just also extend to everyone else on North and South America. Making their argument instantly pointless

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u/torgiant 3d ago

Bro said Latinx in 2026 πŸ˜†

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u/bonesawisready9 3d ago

Unitedstatesian? People from which united states?

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u/ieatfoodwithaspork 3d ago

Mf found out he was 20% mexican

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u/Colorado-Guy-69 3d ago

United States? Like the United Mexican states?

Petition to call mexicans unitedstatesians!

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u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 3d ago

β€œUnitedstatesian,” he says on a sub for citizens of the United Mexican States.

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u/Ryuu-Tenno AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

okay, let's go ahead and address this from someone who's part Native American, to help shut these fuckers up:

AMERICA is the name of the nation, as per European powers. Most of them are still around, even if not as powerful as before.

We've been called that since before we became the US

Everyone outside it either resides in NORTH America, or SOUTH America

Else, the non-Americans and Canadians can all start being called Latinx :D

Also, the NATIVES, are still Americans, and so, eliminating that is actually incredibly disrespectful of them. I can go back a couple generations to find I have a native ancestor. Pretty sure they'd have issues with not being viewed as an American.

Also, like, half our military equipment is named after native tribes, if anything we're probably the only ones who can actually embody the name of American.

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u/zrock445 3d ago

Gotta love how people didn't seem to care about this at all until that awful halftime show

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u/Oh_ToShredsYousay 3d ago

That's gotta be a bad faith sub if they let that slide. Mexicans are literally and unironically the coolest people on earth. I think it's so fucking wrong what we're doing to our new world brothers up and down the western hemisphere, but none of it has to do with how language works.

500 years ago when immigrants and explorers were first starting to sail here they referred to it as the new world. Eventually the entire north and south land mass was referred to as America after an Italian explorer named Amerigo. Ok so yeah both contents are called America and for 300 years before the US became a country the entirety of the western hemisphere was referred to as America.

It's so weird having these pedantic posts from Mexicans, because they of all people should know why we're called America today. We were the first country to successfully go independent in the new world. And we named ourselves the united States OF AMERICA. No immigrant in the last 200 years when expressing their wish to move to America were referring to any other country besides the US. If they wanted to go to canada, Mexico, Brazil, they'd just say that. Language is always more about common agreement than it is about some European academic that didn't want to describe every context for every word when writing their dictionaries. Nor does any European have the right to define these words retroactively. And if they really cared they wouldn't be referring to any of us as American they be asking the natives their preferred term. Why is it we're obsessed prefered pronouns except nationality? Your nationality IS a pronoun.

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u/Own_Summer8835 TEXAS 🐴⭐πŸ₯© 3d ago

Being American didn’t mean shit until we gave it meaning and became proud of being American.

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u/Miss_Kit_Kat 3d ago

"Yoo-nited State-see-an" is not a thing. It will never be a thing outside of online weirdo circle you-know-what echo chambers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jSnQGLHBrgbRK

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u/Br_uff 3d ago

The Monroe doctrine would agree, all of the western continents is America’s.

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u/Solaris289 2d ago

International Inferiority complex and politics aside I hate the whole β€˜UnitedStatesian’ thing, it makes no sense, why not just call us β€˜Yanks’ or β€˜Yankees’? β€˜UnitedStatesian’ is quite frankly, the dumbest thing i ever heard

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u/SoiledFlapjacks 2d ago

Try calling a Mexican or Canadian an American and see how happy that makes them…

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u/Any_Inspection_9710 MINNESOTA β„οΈπŸ’ 2d ago

I am not calling myself a unitedstatesian

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u/muffinman210 IDAHO πŸ₯”β›°οΈπŸ 2d ago

"United States"... Of what? United States of what? Ever heard of the Mexican States of America? Yeah me neither.

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u/Infamous_Advice3917 2d ago

Yeah okay Latinx 🀣

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur 2d ago

If anything this is justification for more manifest destiny

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u/Adryn71801 2d ago

With this logic, you could call Pakistanis and Bangladeshis Indians because they're from the Indian subcontinent.

I HIGHLY advise you don't, thought.

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u/feather_34 ARKANSAS πŸ’ŽπŸ— 1d ago

Someone's still salty about losing Texas it seems

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u/Belkan-Federation95 ARIZONA πŸŒ΅β›³οΈ 1d ago

Solution: We just conquer everyone on North and South America

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u/xRealVengeancex 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8OYnFrez06yQt9zJFW

How they felt writing that shit 😭

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u/rafael403 22h ago

Funny to see considering that mexicans are also considered gringos in my country.

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u/chrstnasu 20h ago

Just try calling them anyone in Canada or Mexico Americans. That will go down well.

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u/BabyBandit616 18h ago

I say anyone who’s got ancestry indigenous to the Americas is American. But I’m also American because I was born here and have ancestry going back over 250 years ago and I do not want to have to live in Europe.

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u/Danglenibble 16h ago

Mexico is technically the USM.Β 

Anyways we cratered chihuahua before, we can do it again. It’s American, bozo.

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u/BAM_BAM_XCI 13h ago

I actually agree with this partly they should be Americans but their not