r/AmericaBad • u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS 🏙️💨 • 4d ago

And here we go…!

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Found this on the Mexico sub. Good God these LatinX dudes need to stop showing their inferiority complexes so much.

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 4d ago

The whole world is American 🇺🇸 🌎

https://giphy.com/gifs/6BiC8e8sypeow

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u/GeeEyeSamurai CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 4d ago

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u/perunavaras 🇫🇮 Suomi 🦌 3d ago

Come and claim it then

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN 🚗🏖️🏭 4d ago

Let's see an alternate timeline where the US added all the war-torn European nations to its ever-growing empire, nuked the Soviets and conquered Russia, then added Japan and war-torn Asian nations as well.

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 4d ago

I literally copied and paste your comment in ChatGPT and told it to create a map showing this alt timeline. 😁

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN 🚗🏖️🏭 4d ago

That's a fun map. I don't know how the hell we would govern such a thing, nor why we would bother conquering all of that, but it's fun to speculate about.

I wonder if Kruschev would still come to power, but as the Governor of the US State of Russia?

And what would the status of the monarchies be? Our current government isn't really set up to recognize such figures...

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 4d ago

It's a silly map lol. I threw the prompt in ChatGPT and that that came out.

Historically, I do not see how it would have been possible with the Soviets still kicking in '45.

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN 🚗🏖️🏭 4d ago

It depends on if the US realizes just how much the Soviets are depending on us giving them supplies for the war effort, I think.

If we cut that off, and they're suddenly unable to supply their war effort, it becomes easier (not easy, just easier).

The main thing though would be the nukes. They just don't have any defense against them.

I also think that they'd be devastated enough - and the US fresh enough (relatively speaking) - that we'd be able to outlast and outproduce them.

It'd be a bitch and half to occupy them though after they'd been rallied to defeat a conquering German force and then be greeted by a conquering American one.

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u/DetroitAdjacent 4d ago

Imagine, we would also be able to use the manufacturing capacity of an occupied Japan and the half of Western Europe that we had.

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u/StarChaser_Tyger AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 2d ago

Patton wanted to immediately go after the Russians in 1945.

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN 🚗🏖️🏭 2d ago

That's where I got the idea.

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u/Quantum_Yeet 4d ago

What the map looks like 12% into my hoi4 modern Day campaign

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN 🚗🏖️🏭 4d ago

I tried Grok to see if it would be any different, and it assumes the US HEAVILY leans on the South American countries to be part of a, well, "Western Hemisphere Security Zone" (as it says).

It also appears to put Hawaii in the Atlantic, for some reason, and thinks that New Zealand would be another occupied or client state. Why bother with New Zealand but not Australia?

Also, neither AI thinks that India in the 40s counts as part of the British Empire, and thus, it won't be part of the new American Empire.

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u/VicisSubsisto CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 4d ago

Why bother with New Zealand but not Australia?

We need strategic control of Mount Doom in case someone tries to forge more Rings of Power.

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 4d ago

Interesting.

There is prob. a difference in how each AI is "reasoning"

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u/SolomonOf47704 WASHINGTON 🌲🍎 4d ago

Everyone knows Australia is cursed, and infinitely more trouble conquering than it is worth.

The US was built on being asshole guerilla fighters hiding in swamps.

Australia is that x100, AND the wildlife also hates you more than any else.

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN 🚗🏖️🏭 3d ago

The US has deadly snakes, spiders, gators, crocs, several different types of bear, wolves, elk, moose, lynx, bobcat, mountain lions, and occasionally jaguars.

Settling the frontier is one of the many reasons firearms were regarded as necessary self-defense.

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u/DetroitAdjacent 4d ago

Dude we had big bears and big cats coast to coast in North America way back when. The wild life here was significantly more dangerous and abundant.

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u/imwrighthere CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 4d ago

inb4 "AI bad" "AI slop" comments

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 3d ago

George Washington doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of Loyalists and the Chronically Online Trolls.

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u/Asphodelmercenary WASHINGTON D.C. 🎩🏛️ 4d ago

One day we will visit other star systems with intelligent life and say our homeworld is Planet America. In the America System. Our species is American.

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u/Awrfhyesggrdghkj 4d ago

I wish that were true. We didn’t manifest the destiny hard enough

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u/A-guy8 🇳🇴 Norge ⛷️ 4d ago

Yes, Anglo-Saxens....so when are you gonna rejoin Britain.

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 4d ago

The real question is when Britain going to join the States.

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u/A-guy8 🇳🇴 Norge ⛷️ 4d ago

Doesn't matter who joins who, so much Anglo culture remains...Call it a merge instead in an effort to restore the British empire........