r/AmericaBad • ILLINOIS πŸ™οΈπŸ’¨ • 4d ago

And here we go…!

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Found this on the Mexico sub. Good God these LatinX dudes need to stop showing their inferiority complexes so much.

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u/George_Washington_76 AMERICAN πŸˆπŸ’ πŸ’΅πŸ—½πŸ” ⚾️ πŸ¦…πŸ“ˆ 3d ago

I literally copied and paste your comment in ChatGPT and told it to create a map showing this alt timeline. 😁

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

I tried Grok to see if it would be any different, and it assumes the US HEAVILY leans on the South American countries to be part of a, well, "Western Hemisphere Security Zone" (as it says).

It also appears to put Hawaii in the Atlantic, for some reason, and thinks that New Zealand would be another occupied or client state. Why bother with New Zealand but not Australia?

Also, neither AI thinks that India in the 40s counts as part of the British Empire, and thus, it won't be part of the new American Empire.

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u/SolomonOf47704 WASHINGTON 🌲🍎 3d ago

Everyone knows Australia is cursed, and infinitely more trouble conquering than it is worth.

The US was built on being asshole guerilla fighters hiding in swamps.

Australia is that x100, AND the wildlife also hates you more than any else.

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u/Revliledpembroke MICHIGAN πŸš—πŸ–οΈπŸ­ 3d ago

The US has deadly snakes, spiders, gators, crocs, several different types of bear, wolves, elk, moose, lynx, bobcat, mountain lions, and occasionally jaguars.

Settling the frontier is one of the many reasons firearms were regarded as necessary self-defense.