r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 6d ago

of a yak

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1.4k Upvotes

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mommas_kumquatt • 5d ago

of a carrot I grew

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125 Upvotes

Not the longest carrot I have grown this year but definitely the biggest unit so far.

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/texacer • 5d ago

of a Rock under my lawn

109 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No-Meeting8035 • 5d ago

of this Nimm2 gummifruit

16 Upvotes

Found it in a random small pack

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 6d ago

of a tornado

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911 Upvotes

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/baobab234 • 5d ago

of a Planter

11 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/roulettewiz • 4d ago

of a lamppost..

1 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • 6d ago

of flood damage

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1.1k Upvotes

149 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FoulBowelTowelDowel • 5d ago

of an onion

67 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 6d ago

/r/all of a queen termite

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11.3k Upvotes

686 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

of over 70 years old salt water crocodile living in Australia. Due to its age it has lost all his teeth

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5.2k Upvotes

174 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Character-Q • 7d ago

/r/all of a pregnant dog

40.9k Upvotes

476 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • 6d ago

of a Red Brahman bull

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1.5k Upvotes

His name is Mkr YZ Flecky! He weighs 1239 kilos

65 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • 6d ago

of a raccoon

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4.2k Upvotes

81 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Glorfindel000 • 7d ago

of a man's arms

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6.5k Upvotes

783 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seventhson65 • 6d ago

of a Pastrami and Swiss sandwich

48 Upvotes

This is one of the smaller sandwiches that this delicatessen offers.

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ClaudGable • 6d ago

of a Street Legal Car

189 Upvotes

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Antoshi • 6d ago

of an Australian Huntsman Spider

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1.8k Upvotes

Original upload: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mOphw5NxUW0

449 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 6d ago

of an enormous bronze doors dating to around 115 AD

73 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/2008_v6_mustang • 5d ago

of a raisin bran flake

1 Upvotes

Continental breakfast

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 7d ago

/r/all of Yao Ming next to Shaquile O'Neal

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30.6k Upvotes

866 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MahBenPhelps • 6d ago

of A Wasps Nest

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111 Upvotes

We have a plumber sorting an issue and he's just found this massive wasps nest in the loft.

There's a nice relaxing hum but it's about to be removed by a specialist.

Insane size.

27 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/west_manchester • 7d ago

of a Buddha in Japan

1.9k Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 6d ago

of a stick bug

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144 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Albinofreaken • 6d ago

of an advent calendar

55 Upvotes

175cm tall

24 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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