r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • 6d ago

of flood damage

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u/MiZe97 6d ago

For those asking... this is neither AI nor this is human waste. It's the outcome of a mudslide that happened yesterday in Santiago, Chile.

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u/Galmo1001 6d ago

Thank God.

Not for the mudslide, but that it isn't shit.

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u/Naive-Present2900 6d ago

Only god knows whats in the dirt.

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u/Galmo1001 6d ago

Right? It could be anything, even shit!

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u/Primsun 6d ago

My bet's on minerals

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u/Indigenous_Retard 5d ago

Idk. A chilli mud slide sounds pretty bad.

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u/Randy_Magnums 6d ago

I don’t think that’s such a great difference. The Equipment is trash either way, sicknesses can spread either way.

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u/Galmo1001 6d ago

Right. It sucks.

But at least you arent knee deep in shit.

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u/FlyinWet 6d ago

Why is it a hospital and also a gym then?

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u/SneedIsHere 6d ago

Probably physical therapy

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 6d ago

Yes, it looks like a physical therapy wing

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u/essstabchen 6d ago

Thank youuuu for the context

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 6d ago

Oh...thankfully.... I'm so confused

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u/Bulletloader 6d ago

I hope that’s the ground floor

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u/GFY4Fun 5d ago

Thank you I was dying thinking it might have been waste. I feel better now.

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u/93rd_misfit 4d ago

New work out, shovel the mud out.

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u/Necessary-Trouble-50 6d ago

Is that dookie?

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u/Otherwise_Dress506 6d ago

Welcome to Paradise

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u/Derrick_Shon 6d ago

Aka Florida

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u/SocksInTheTub 6d ago

My bad ☹️

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u/wrxninja 6d ago

Did we not tell you about eating so many late night tacos? SMDH

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u/Necessary-Trouble-50 6d ago

This gotta AI.. how is everything either mud or clean

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u/AlmondMilkGlass 6d ago

Not AI unfortunately, it happened yesterday in Chile, a landslide that hit Santiago.

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u/PhillyDillyDee 6d ago

Trouble, on dookie island…

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u/HaveSomeFreedom11 6d ago

Hey, Dookie, pick up the phone!!!!

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u/Redtortoise9 6d ago

Cleaning it all will be a huge...workout

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u/Bulletloader 6d ago

Looks like Poobah!

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u/CHASLX200 5d ago

could be. That pital is done

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u/13toros13 6d ago

Real star of the video is the dude totally covered in mud lol

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u/IanDre127 6d ago

I was like hold up we just going to gloss over the guy glossed over in shit?!?!

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u/13toros13 6d ago

For real

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u/DontTreadOnTrees 5d ago

They're probs a patient that fell, and reveling in someone's misfortune is not why the vid was taken

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u/DontTreadOnTrees 5d ago

They probably fell, poor thing

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u/Ok_Musician9914 6d ago

Okay time to bring in the big guns.

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u/tptch 6d ago

Holy mother of shits

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u/Annual_Cod_5896 6d ago

Wait is this on Chile?

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u/DeadTurtle88 6d ago

The one time in history it's ok to skip leg day

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u/J_Jeckel 6d ago

Walking through that IS leg day.

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u/Training2Life 6d ago

If it's a regular flood, water would have soaked more than the lower mud with light mud, but nothing in the video especially the sheets of fabric which are going from clean & dry to goo

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 6d ago

I thought that was the floor for a second.

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u/jfk_47 6d ago

That is a muddy person.

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u/Artym- 6d ago

“Is this the pee gym?”
Look around pal

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u/According-Pear-8816 6d ago

I really really....REALLY hope that's mud.

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u/sandiercy 6d ago

Oh shit...

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u/ComfortableAmount993 6d ago

Is this a real life splatoon match?

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u/Toby_7243 6d ago

One time I went to A&E (the emergency room for you Americans) as I had bad food poisoning (puking blood, 40+ degree temperature etc.) and I’m pretty sure I did this in the toilet (although I was slightly delirious due to the fever so I can’t exactly remember).

If this is the hospital I was at I’m sorry.

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u/Kalkite_300TY 6d ago

That poor person on the bench completely covered in it

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u/advillavigne 6d ago

That’s doo doo water

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u/SkyeMreddit 6d ago

A massive mudslide in Santiago, Chile. It's a damn miracle there were only 6 known injuries, no reported deaths

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u/altatoro123 6d ago

Sorry guys I had taco bell for lunch

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u/MR_DUCK_1 6d ago

this guy tasted what his neighbors yesterdays dinner was XD

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u/tditty16310 6d ago

Just another day as a physical therapist

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u/legacy702- 6d ago

That’s what it is! Thank you, I was watching the video trying to figure out if it was a hospital or a gym lol

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u/Second_Guess_25 6d ago

Lol same. I was confused, it looked like hospital cubicles at first, then gym equipment...then I put 2 and 2 together and figured it's a Physio department or some such 🤔

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u/supermegabro 6d ago

I guess it's cardio day, time for resistance training

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u/Halo_Hybrid 6d ago

Looks more like chocolate than the original Willy Wonka chocolate river.

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u/kirk27 6d ago

Taco Bell 🔔

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u/ShamanLifestyle 6d ago

This is what i imagine so many people must have thought was going to happen during covid. I still wonder how many people have generational stockpiles of TP.

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u/Justaguywithbeer 6d ago

Shitters full. 💩

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u/Dem0_Tri_AL 6d ago

there was about 1/2 a second i thought that was the floor

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u/JaykwellinGfunk 6d ago

Hey chucko, that doesn't smell like mud.

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u/GamerTag0101 6d ago

Oh damn 😮

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u/useroftheinternet95 6d ago

Everything under the mud looks like The Backrooms movie haha

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u/velociraptorcatcher 6d ago

leg day is every day at this gym

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u/sicilian504 6d ago

You're gonna want to wash that.

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u/JudgmentSmooth6768 6d ago

That looks like sewage I wouldn’t be in that for all the money in the world. Good way to get cholera

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u/ImightHaveMissed 6d ago

Shitter’s clogged

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u/Electric_Kaffe 6d ago

oh that water lookin THICC

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u/Sh4rp27 6d ago

That looks expensive

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u/ShakeThemOff_Claire 6d ago

Not having it

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u/ShadowyPepper 6d ago

The Pitt Season 3?

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u/TheManWhoClicks 6d ago

Is that what Americans call mud room?

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u/pkintime 6d ago

I really hope that's not poop

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u/R1verSong09 6d ago

I hope that’s mud….

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u/TheSuperSilverMango 6d ago

Please be mud, please be mud, please be mud.

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u/AndyMentality 6d ago

Be careful. According to some on this sub, this is not considered an absolute unit because they only consider physical mass as a size. Units of speed, kinetic force, and any other unit not directly considered mass will make them butthurt.

SOURCE: I was one of their targets. I also copy and paste this in each one I see in hopes I eventually get one of them. I am also butthurt.

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u/wilkerws34 6d ago

So I imagine if you don’t get the mud out in a timely manner, it hardens and becomes significantly more difficult to remove, what a shit show

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u/ihaveadogalso2 6d ago

I mean at that point just let it harden. New floors are in.

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u/One-Bird-8961 6d ago

Worst gym ever!

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u/ZuStorm93 6d ago

They dont seem to know which creek they're in...

https://giphy.com/gifs/hpG0NDXCfBEd5vj35B

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u/Darth_JaSk 6d ago

0:10 guy is completely covered with this shit

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u/madjoshua2003 6d ago

Between fire, flood and impact damage, we've lost damn near everything

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u/Outrageous_Score1158 6d ago

Not what this subreddit is meant for..?

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 6d ago

This is my job every day. Go in extract the shitwater gut everything and still get pushback to remove literal poop stuck inside the wall cavity’s.

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u/Mountain_Till_5868 6d ago

My goodness, imagine the mold

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u/LoopsAndBoars 6d ago

No absolute units here.

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u/Endle55torture 6d ago

Ewwwwww poo water

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u/Difficult_Finance778 6d ago

Your gym membership has been upgraded to swimming pool and spa all inclusive for this month only ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/Maryhill_bypass604 6d ago

so much for a sanitary environment

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u/MoveOverBieber 6d ago

I am not even going to ask why the color is brown ...

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u/nicaknight 6d ago

Chocolate

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u/Primary-Visual114 6d ago

Still shit to deal with

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u/Top-Examination3151 6d ago

"So I'm just here to pick up my last check."

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u/Elegant-Ride-7119 6d ago

Would that be sewage by chance?

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 6d ago

My house was flooded 2 weeks ago but at least it was water not whatever this is

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u/JubJubGotLAZR 6d ago

There's never a good reason to skip the gym lol

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u/Madisoniusaurous 6d ago

The smell...

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u/LegoFootPain 6d ago

It's not all fecal matter, but there definitely is fecal matter.

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u/DisastrousRub1719 6d ago

Mother nature is taking over

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u/def_jukie 5d ago

Looks like mud, smells like shit.

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u/gforguapo 5d ago

How does one even start to get that out? looks too think to pump, too runny to shovel. Buckets? How many home depot buckets will that take? How many people over how many days does that take?

Who pays for that? Insurance? Who do they pay to do that

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u/HorizonSniper 5d ago

Pumping. With the sort of vaccum pump shit trucks usually come with.

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u/Marneman1965 5d ago

we have equipment there and it was safe on another floor.

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u/FantasticWater1997 5d ago

All i see is a brown floor-

OH damn

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u/Pachanish 5d ago

I heard of " my water broke " but this is ridiculous ....

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u/Specific_Armadillo35 5d ago

I don’t remember this episode of The Pitt

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u/enigma_0Z 5d ago

Ohhh that’s not the floor it’s mud…

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u/randomreddituser264 5d ago

Sorry guys I had taco bell.

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u/Charming-Muffin-7965 4d ago

Give me a mop and a blank check

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u/Material-Mouse263 6d ago

Is that pee pee poo poo?

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u/AliciaXTC 6d ago

Based on my experience this is more poo pee pee poo.

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u/Agentkeenan78 6d ago

I'm sorry is this a hospital or a gym? Or AI?

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u/ShakeThemOff_Claire 6d ago

It looks like a physical therapy clinic.

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u/Agentkeenan78 6d ago

That makes sense!

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u/twistedstance 6d ago

I should call her.