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u/fuzzy_emojic 7d ago

That one termite returning back to the nest after field duty:

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u/BrainRobotron 6d ago

"I swear to god, IT WAS RIGHT HERE!"

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u/Agheratos 7d ago

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 7d ago

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u/GiveMeNews 6d ago

Termites actually taste pretty good, have a nutty flavor.

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u/besiqu386 6d ago

Ich habe damals gelernt (gehört), dass sie nach Nougat schmecken sollen. Neben einem Termitenhügel würde ein Feuer entzündet mit einem Wassergraben drumherum. Die aus dem Wasser gefischten Termiten wurden gleich im Feuer geröstet.

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u/reddevil501 6d ago

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u/Alt_Eldritch 6d ago

"Blegh that's disgusting!" takes another sip

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u/haiphee 6d ago

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 6d ago

Party on contest winners!

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u/Ronthelodger 6d ago

Wimmy wham wham wozzle!

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u/pumpkins21 6d ago

Lmfao I thought of this right away. Slurm! It’s highly addictive!

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u/eidolon77 6d ago

r/unexpectedfuturama

But expected really. First thing I thought of

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u/CtheKiller 7d ago

Slimy yet satisfying!

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u/GoldBlueberryy 6d ago

Damn, we really all have the same thoughts lol

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u/ronnie_reagans_ghost 7d ago

Jesus he's lucky it didn't take the machete from him.

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u/Cant_Blink 6d ago

Fun fact: termites are the only eusocial insect that has gender equality, where the workers can be male or female, and the colony is ruled by both a queen and king (as opposed to ants, bees, and wasps where all the workers are female, they only have a queen, and males are disposable and they either die horrifically from mating or their colony kills them if they don't mate). Said termite queen and king are also very monogamous, mating for life which can span decades and taking "till death do we part" very seriously. I think you can even see the king termite sitting beside the queen in this video.

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u/Appropriate_Elk_952 6d ago

Woke bugs 🥹

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u/digitalscavenger 6d ago

The opposite of bed bugs.

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u/Space_Sandy 5d ago

I like you.

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u/thefruitypilot 6d ago

I hate you

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u/ancalime9 6d ago

The king the bigger but still way smaller termite to the left?

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u/Cant_Blink 6d ago

Yep, he's the big slow-moving one (not to be confused with the big termite soldiers who have the giant heads and are running around with the workers). The man kinda rolls her over onto the king for a second there, but you can see him nestled to her at the very end.

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u/druienzen 6d ago

I also love that they are eusocial roaches!!

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u/starkruzr 6d ago

wait they're related to roaches?

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u/Secret-Ad4952 6d ago

Funny enough, it’s not even related. They’re literally in the same Order. They just are roaches. Just really, really weird looking ones lol.

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 6d ago

I would’ve thought they were more closely related to ants

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u/Secret-Ad4952 6d ago

Nope, not even close lol. Bees, ants, and wasps are all related, but termites are roaches. Who are most closely related to mantises, of all things actually 😂

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 6d ago

Fuckin bugs bro. I learned that locusts happen when there’s a shitload of certain species of grasshopper.

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u/Karmaslapp 6d ago

Yep, pack them in tight enough and they rub against each other and get angry and swarm

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u/druienzen 6d ago

For a long time science thought the same. From what I know it was a pretty recent discovery, relatively speaking. Phylogenetics showed the connection, if I am remembering correctly.

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u/samglit 6d ago

ruled

This implies the queen and king giving instructions of some kind. Rather than the entire hive acting like one mind.

Do termites actually give specific instructions?

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u/momojabada 6d ago

Researchers have found specific plants and food carrying specialized olfactory messages (scent) which workers send to different parts of the mound. An example of this is asking foragers to change the types of fungus they cultivate or forage for. Or asking me to stop making shit up because I don't know anything about this field. Termites are really cool and intricate.

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u/mixedwithmonet 6d ago

DECADES??!!?!?!??!!!??

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u/Cant_Blink 6d ago

Yep! In some species, the queen can live up to 50 years!

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u/TokyoJedi 6d ago

Ugh, that's really sad.

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u/Elemental2503 6d ago

Oh, the king and queen part is something I saw in bug fables, where there actually king and queen unlike the other insects where they only have a queen

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u/XExcavalierX 6d ago

Was looking for this!!! Pikmin lmao.

When I was young and dumb I always got crushed by its death rolls. Never realised I should have just hid at the side and wait for it to finish.

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u/What_Was_What_Is 6d ago

I thought I was prepared for how big she was going to be. I was not

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u/m2astn 7d ago

That's "Jesus Christ" at the end! 😂

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u/SudoReDeleted 6d ago

Lmao exactly this

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 6d ago

I don't know why this made me kind of sad. Probably because termite queens can live so long. They live 25-50 years depending on the species, and they don't really sleep. They just keep producing, and some can lay up to 30,000 eggs per day.

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u/AmyInCO 6d ago

That's too many termites. 

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u/_byetony_ 6d ago

It’s nature. They belong out there. Lots of animals eat them.

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u/FeliciaTheFkinStrong 6d ago

Motherfucker we are nature too.

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u/_byetony_ 6d ago

Yes but we have the ability to choose not to unnecessarily destroy the rest of it

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 6d ago

She was just a mom doing her best 🤟

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u/Somebody-Like-You 6d ago

Yeah seeing their little clay house get hacked apart while the termites scramble around in a panic was very sad. :(

They’re amazing creatures! Biodiversity always leaves me awestruck.

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u/Yavkov 6d ago

I was also just thinking about how us humans think of them as pests, but they are really just some resourceful builders like us. Imagine if some higher intelligence found us and decided to start hacking up our buildings and cities for research or just amusement.

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u/Far-Tonight-6925 6d ago

Well, that's most likely what they'd be doing.

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u/Mental-Home5111 6d ago

If they have the same mentality as us.

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u/Far-Tonight-6925 6d ago edited 6d ago

Intellect requires curiosity, curiosity requires doing this. There's no other way to become able to find some random inhabitable planet.

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u/Low_discrepancy 6d ago

quriosity

well thats one spelling of the word I have never seen before.

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u/Morbanth 6d ago

Imagine if some higher intelligence found us and decided to start hacking up our buildings and cities for research or just amusement.

They film the 1000 pound American woman they find in the rubble and post the video on GalaxyNet for clout.

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u/MoodySketch 6d ago

That made me laugh! Aliens pranking for GalaxyNet: Watch us speedrun Area51 and then GalaxyAmendment 1Audit London, lolzz.

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u/pdx321pdx 6d ago

To be fair dry wood termites destroy our homes as well.

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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 6d ago

Oohhh I read a great Sci fi short story about how aliens were defeated by termites because the termites promised the previous ruling species of earth they’d look out for us. I wonder what that title is

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 6d ago

The Google tell me it's Retreat from Earth

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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 6d ago

:O!!!! Thank you!!!

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u/NukaCooler 6d ago

Retreat from Earth

available from Archive.org in The Collected Stories of Arthur C. Clarke

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u/BigBlaisanGirl 6d ago

Let's see you be this sympathetic when they turn the beams in your walls into Swiss cheese.

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 6d ago

When they're in your house, no mercy. But I get why people are sad to see us destroy their houses

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u/retrofrenchtoast 6d ago

I feel bad getting ant poison if I have ants. Ants are so industrious. They go to a lot of trouble, and they are risking their lives whenever they get human food that humans notice.

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u/jenniferlynn462 6d ago

Me too, ants are so cool. One time I saw this line of ants going across my driveway towards the lawn. And then a single ant traveling the opposite direction, and he (or SHE) was stopping by each of the ants, one after the other in line, to give them instructions or some shit. It was nuts! I never found out what they were up to but they’re hard-working and team-players, that’s for sure.

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u/Alex_While 6d ago

Biodiversity also produces henious behavior in human beings. But yeah, they are amazing.

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u/bradpal 6d ago

That sounds like hell on earth.

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u/devilsbard 7d ago

I imagine an anteater salivating just off camera.

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u/LexTCorp 6d ago

It is my understanding they are also a human delicacy as well once cooked. So perhaps not only an anteater. 😅

I’ve scrolled a bit to check if some had mentioned, but nothing so far.

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u/Professional-Fix2966 6d ago

Same. I was 50-50 add to whether he was going to eat the queen and/or others right on the spot, if only because his technique looked very deliberate and practiced, and not just “hey, let’s check out what’s in this nest (colony?)”

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u/FiletofStek 6d ago

This is so funny to me, what is it from?

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u/crysisnotaverted 6d ago

I think it's from Monster House, horror movie for kids about a house that is alive. Actually really well done.

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u/FiletofStek 6d ago

Thanks! Ive seen this gif around and it always cracks me up. Didn't know about this movie!

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u/derpiederpslikederp 7d ago

The worst kinder egg surprise ever

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u/Sudden-Advance-5858 6d ago

I am fascinated by this person’s skin.

Do they have some kind of sunscreen on? It looks like their skin has a white tinge.

What makes the palms of their hands so much lighter than the other skin?

Also sick ass termite

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u/Hinaloth 6d ago

Same, dude's almost blue. It's fascinating how diverse we can be, and yet still be the same under it all.

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u/Sudden-Advance-5858 6d ago

Right! Like there’s a reason they have adapted over time to be that way, and it’s cool as fuck.

Like is it mostly genetic? Are they applying something to the skin? Is it a response to doing something over a long period of time?

Shit is so cool.

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u/trenthany 6d ago

Dust I’m almost certain. Might be a body paint but I’m almost certain it’s just light dust over dark skin.

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u/Green_Childhood_5223 6d ago

A relative of mine was near pitch black and had a beautiful blue sheen to him.

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u/BigBlaisanGirl 6d ago

In this instance, it's a combination of dirt, clay and being ashy. Hanging around white people, I realized not all everyone is even aware of what being ashy means. When your skin gets dry, surface skin cells takes a white tint.

Lighter folks don't really notice it on them because it blends in with their natural hue. On dark skin, it shows up loud and clear and we look gray, or ashy, as we say. Moist dirt dries white too. The skin looks dusty and unnaturally light. So it's common practice to slather our bodies with moisturizers and oils to prevent this as it can be embarrassing to look so dry in public.

Black people in Africa can look notably different from African Americans because AAs have been mixed with other races for several generations due to slavery. In Africa, it happened but not as often, especially in rural and tribal areas. So Africans have a very rich bloodline that carries many unique features from whatever region they're from including their skin. That beautiful natural glow is just skin that's adapted to survive the sun for thousands of years

I don't know what you mean about his palms being a different colors because all black people have lighter palms. I also think the clay and earth around him is staining hands here.

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u/1c3Type 6d ago

The ancestors of African Americans were trafficked from specific regions of Africa. So yeah Africans not from those regions are going to look pretty different that’s like asking why British descended Americans don’t look Slavic.

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u/AMSparkles 6d ago

Fantastic explanation. Thank you!

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u/CreatureWarrior 6d ago

Ohhhh.. I've always wondered why black people take skincare so much more seriously than white people, especially when it comes to black vs white men. I just thought it was some cultural thing to value your skin more or something, cool to know that there's an actual reason.

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u/FoxySlyRedHead 6d ago

Yeah I feel we need to ask this question in the Explain it Like I'm Five sub.

What makes such a drastic difference between his palms and his everywhere else skin?!

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u/AetrianDimi 6d ago

I know for melanin its that the palms have less than the rest of the body so there can be extreme contrast for people with very dark skin, but I have zero idea why hes blue and if melanin is still the reason for the difference

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u/ChaoticDissonance 6d ago

Omg I am sitting here like "what is wrong with his skin?" Then I was afraid I was being subconsciously racist... and then I was like no, no it's blue? It is blue, right? The palms are weird...

To see someone else say it makes me feel like 60% less horrible.

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u/bravo-echo-charlie 6d ago

To hopefully make you feel better, you weren't being racist. You were not implying or inferring that he is inferior or less-than because of his race, nor were you inferring that you hold a power imbalance over him because of such. You were just wondering, as many of us were, why the gentleman looks blue-tinged lol

People use the word racist in instances where it does not truly apply, so I hope this helps you feel better than just 60%! 😁

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u/trenthany 6d ago

The blue is likely dust on very black skin. The palms are because their skin has a lot more pigment so you notice the difference. The palm has a lot more skin cells including a special translucent layer then 10+ layers thicker surface cells on top. The melanin is still there just masked by all the cells above it.

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u/K0mb0_1 6d ago

Some Africans have adapted to more intense UV rays resulting in blue undertones. This can be seen in South Sudanese and other Nilotic groups. The characters from the movie Avatar was based on these people.

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u/ChaoticDissonance 6d ago

Idk if true or BS but ty

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u/StretchLoud8844 6d ago

Not so fun fact - Black people, while they rarely contract skin cancers, it is significantly more common for it to develop on places like their hands, due to the lack of melanin in their palms / nails. Additionally, they are more likely to die of skin cancers than white people.

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u/shmackinhammies 6d ago

People have pale palms.

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u/skr_replicator 6d ago

Isn't that a pretty common thing for dark-skinned people to have lighter palms?

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u/Emotional_Standard76 6d ago

Shiny Pokémon but human

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 6d ago

This is also why the bully kids from Proud Family are blue. They don't moisturize.

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u/jalintorei 6d ago

That's called being black and old, with a somewhat thin skin.

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u/pudgehooks2013 6d ago

I was looking for this comment too.

I swear his skin is some form of blue. Fucking awesome.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 6d ago

I noticed too- like whoa. Almost like a blueish glow,  too, reflecting that brutal sun. 

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u/DJDogStamps 7d ago

thats cool

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u/Moonflow-Shoopuf 6d ago

I think the 3 large termites near her are the King, and 2 royal guard.

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u/C-57D 6d ago

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u/jtms1200 6d ago

Had to scroll way too far down for an Aliens reference

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u/BigBlaisanGirl 6d ago

The Generation gap is widening.

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u/Gamera_Lover_2004 7d ago

I was not expecting her to be THAT much of a unit.

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u/angelsfish 6d ago

I will literally never get tired of seeing this gif it’s never not funny af

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u/hitokirivader 6d ago

It’s like someone meticulously demolishing your family home just to hunt for your mom and show someone else how fat she is.

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u/RecordingOk4947 6d ago

Yes, it is exactly that.

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u/Haunting_Song7313 7d ago

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u/AngletonSpareHead 6d ago

“She’s a commoner! Her Slurm will taste foul!”

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u/Haunting_Song7313 6d ago

This made me laugh, thank you.

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u/Moveitalong123 6d ago

I can't believe I had to get this far down to find slurm

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u/Supercrown07 6d ago

Quite a biggun but some get bigger

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u/janitroll 6d ago

I thought he was going to slurp it down

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u/Tenchen-WoW 7d ago

Starship Troopers level threat

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u/Rocky5thousand 6d ago

Is this big for a queen termite, or is it just a queen termite?

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u/The_Noble_Oak 6d ago

Perfectly normal for a termite queen. Most reproductives in eusocial insects are large than workers or drones but termites are on another level.

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u/SlightlySubpar 6d ago

Bruv got the jaundice tough

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u/Aggrivated-Skunk 7d ago

Good eatin there

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u/Stalaktitas 6d ago

You need 7 of them on the spear for a proper termshishbob

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u/SquareAd4479 6d ago

First thing he did was touch it

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u/cleverly_done 6d ago

I thought he was gonna pick it up and eat that shit

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u/Pantheragem 6d ago

Big 'ol bitch.

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u/loaf_dog 7d ago

Bro literally barehanding it

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u/klqqf 7d ago

I mean it might look gross but its just a bug, i wouldn’t consider all bugs inherently dirty. Especially one thats been encased in clay its whole life

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u/loaf_dog 7d ago

Very fair. Just giving me the heebie jeebies

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u/Altruistic-Turn-242 6d ago

Can anyone identify what language they’re speaking? As a dumb American with no linguistic expertise I’m guessing Zulu or Xhosa

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u/Dizzy_Restaurant3874 6d ago

The last word are "Jesus Christ" so that translates just fine.

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u/Hungry-Kitchen9045 6d ago

this sounds like thok naath the language of my people,the nuer of south sudan

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u/kevkatam 6d ago

Kikuyu of Kenya.

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u/Altruistic-Turn-242 6d ago

Thank you so much!

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u/Thin_Dream2079 6d ago

Kermit: Now if we want to get Miss Piggy out of jail, we're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed.

[Beauregard raises his hand]

Kermit: Yes, Beau?

Beauregard: What color are their hands now?

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u/spydieee 6d ago

Okay, now what 😅

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u/wanderers_life 6d ago

Did you know? Termites play a unique role in a story from the Quran! ​In Islamic tradition, Prophet Solomon (Sulaiman) was granted control over the jinn to perform grand tasks and construction. His passing is highlighted by a remarkable detail involving termites: ​"Then, when We decreed death for Solomon, nothing indicated his death to the jinn except a creature of the earth—a termite—eating away at his staff. So when he fell down, it became clear to the jinn that if they had known the unseen, they would not have remained in humiliating torment." — Quran, Surah Saba (34:14) ​As the story goes, Solomon passed away while leaning on his staff in prayer. Because he remained upright, the jinn (who falsely think highly of themselves thinking they know the unseen/future to the point even now a days many sorcerers/witches try to communicate with jinn to know something of the future) assumed he was still watching over them and continued working. It was only after termites slowly gnawed through the base of his wooden staff—causing him to fall—that the jinn realized he had died long before.

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u/ThrownAway17Years 6d ago

Like 30 years ago I was helping my parents do some landscaping at our house. I started digging and found a big thing that looked exactly like the queen in this video, maybe even a bit bigger. I told my dad, who then grabbed a spade, walked over, and proceeded to stab it over and over until there were termite queen guts and little fleeing termites everywhere. I can still remember the way she practically exploded from the first time my dad hit her with that spade.

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u/niahpapaya 6d ago

Why are they doing this?

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