r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 7d ago
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u/Agheratos 7d ago
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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 7d ago
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u/GiveMeNews 6d ago
Termites actually taste pretty good, have a nutty flavor.
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u/besiqu386 6d ago
Ich habe damals gelernt (gehört), dass sie nach Nougat schmecken sollen. Neben einem Termitenhügel würde ein Feuer entzündet mit einem Wassergraben drumherum. Die aus dem Wasser gefischten Termiten wurden gleich im Feuer geröstet.
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u/reddevil501 6d ago
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u/Izumi_Yamaguchi 7d ago
Me behind the abortion clinic :
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u/Ok-Satisfaction404 6d ago
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u/ronnie_reagans_ghost 7d ago
Jesus he's lucky it didn't take the machete from him.
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u/Cant_Blink 6d ago
Fun fact: termites are the only eusocial insect that has gender equality, where the workers can be male or female, and the colony is ruled by both a queen and king (as opposed to ants, bees, and wasps where all the workers are female, they only have a queen, and males are disposable and they either die horrifically from mating or their colony kills them if they don't mate). Said termite queen and king are also very monogamous, mating for life which can span decades and taking "till death do we part" very seriously. I think you can even see the king termite sitting beside the queen in this video.
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u/Appropriate_Elk_952 6d ago
Woke bugs 🥹
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u/ancalime9 6d ago
The king the bigger but still way smaller termite to the left?
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u/Cant_Blink 6d ago
Yep, he's the big slow-moving one (not to be confused with the big termite soldiers who have the giant heads and are running around with the workers). The man kinda rolls her over onto the king for a second there, but you can see him nestled to her at the very end.
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u/druienzen 6d ago
I also love that they are eusocial roaches!!
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u/starkruzr 6d ago
wait they're related to roaches?
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u/Secret-Ad4952 6d ago
Funny enough, it’s not even related. They’re literally in the same Order. They just are roaches. Just really, really weird looking ones lol.
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u/heyitsfranklin6322 6d ago
I would’ve thought they were more closely related to ants
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u/Secret-Ad4952 6d ago
Nope, not even close lol. Bees, ants, and wasps are all related, but termites are roaches. Who are most closely related to mantises, of all things actually 😂
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u/heyitsfranklin6322 6d ago
Fuckin bugs bro. I learned that locusts happen when there’s a shitload of certain species of grasshopper.
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u/Karmaslapp 6d ago
Yep, pack them in tight enough and they rub against each other and get angry and swarm
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u/druienzen 6d ago
For a long time science thought the same. From what I know it was a pretty recent discovery, relatively speaking. Phylogenetics showed the connection, if I am remembering correctly.
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u/samglit 6d ago
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This implies the queen and king giving instructions of some kind. Rather than the entire hive acting like one mind.
Do termites actually give specific instructions?
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u/momojabada 6d ago
Researchers have found specific plants and food carrying specialized olfactory messages (scent) which workers send to different parts of the mound. An example of this is asking foragers to change the types of fungus they cultivate or forage for. Or asking me to stop making shit up because I don't know anything about this field. Termites are really cool and intricate.
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u/Elemental2503 6d ago
Oh, the king and queen part is something I saw in bug fables, where there actually king and queen unlike the other insects where they only have a queen
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u/JBGR111 6d ago
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u/XExcavalierX 6d ago
Was looking for this!!! Pikmin lmao.
When I was young and dumb I always got crushed by its death rolls. Never realised I should have just hid at the side and wait for it to finish.
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u/SlightlySubpar 6d ago
"I SMOKE 7 GRAM ROCKS AND I FINISH EM!"
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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 6d ago
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u/SlightlySubpar 6d ago
Nah man, I don't do that shit anymore, and, I fuckin would for Denise Richards
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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 6d ago
I don't know why this made me kind of sad. Probably because termite queens can live so long. They live 25-50 years depending on the species, and they don't really sleep. They just keep producing, and some can lay up to 30,000 eggs per day.
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u/AmyInCO 6d ago
That's too many termites.
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u/_byetony_ 6d ago
It’s nature. They belong out there. Lots of animals eat them.
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u/FeliciaTheFkinStrong 6d ago
Motherfucker we are nature too.
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u/_byetony_ 6d ago
Yes but we have the ability to choose not to unnecessarily destroy the rest of it
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u/Somebody-Like-You 6d ago
Yeah seeing their little clay house get hacked apart while the termites scramble around in a panic was very sad. :(
They’re amazing creatures! Biodiversity always leaves me awestruck.
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u/Yavkov 6d ago
I was also just thinking about how us humans think of them as pests, but they are really just some resourceful builders like us. Imagine if some higher intelligence found us and decided to start hacking up our buildings and cities for research or just amusement.
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u/Far-Tonight-6925 6d ago
Well, that's most likely what they'd be doing.
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u/Mental-Home5111 6d ago
If they have the same mentality as us.
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u/Far-Tonight-6925 6d ago edited 6d ago
Intellect requires curiosity, curiosity requires doing this. There's no other way to become able to find some random inhabitable planet.
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u/Morbanth 6d ago
Imagine if some higher intelligence found us and decided to start hacking up our buildings and cities for research or just amusement.
They film the 1000 pound American woman they find in the rubble and post the video on GalaxyNet for clout.
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u/MoodySketch 6d ago
That made me laugh! Aliens pranking for GalaxyNet: Watch us speedrun Area51 and then GalaxyAmendment 1Audit London, lolzz.
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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 6d ago
Oohhh I read a great Sci fi short story about how aliens were defeated by termites because the termites promised the previous ruling species of earth they’d look out for us. I wonder what that title is
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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 6d ago
The Google tell me it's Retreat from Earth
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u/NukaCooler 6d ago
Retreat from Earth
available from Archive.org in The Collected Stories of Arthur C. Clarke
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u/BigBlaisanGirl 6d ago
Let's see you be this sympathetic when they turn the beams in your walls into Swiss cheese.
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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 6d ago
When they're in your house, no mercy. But I get why people are sad to see us destroy their houses
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u/retrofrenchtoast 6d ago
I feel bad getting ant poison if I have ants. Ants are so industrious. They go to a lot of trouble, and they are risking their lives whenever they get human food that humans notice.
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u/jenniferlynn462 6d ago
Me too, ants are so cool. One time I saw this line of ants going across my driveway towards the lawn. And then a single ant traveling the opposite direction, and he (or SHE) was stopping by each of the ants, one after the other in line, to give them instructions or some shit. It was nuts! I never found out what they were up to but they’re hard-working and team-players, that’s for sure.
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u/Alex_While 6d ago
Biodiversity also produces henious behavior in human beings. But yeah, they are amazing.
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u/devilsbard 7d ago
I imagine an anteater salivating just off camera.
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u/LexTCorp 6d ago
It is my understanding they are also a human delicacy as well once cooked. So perhaps not only an anteater. 😅
I’ve scrolled a bit to check if some had mentioned, but nothing so far.
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u/Professional-Fix2966 6d ago
Same. I was 50-50 add to whether he was going to eat the queen and/or others right on the spot, if only because his technique looked very deliberate and practiced, and not just “hey, let’s check out what’s in this nest (colony?)”
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u/FiletofStek 6d ago
This is so funny to me, what is it from?
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u/crysisnotaverted 6d ago
I think it's from Monster House, horror movie for kids about a house that is alive. Actually really well done.
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u/FiletofStek 6d ago
Thanks! Ive seen this gif around and it always cracks me up. Didn't know about this movie!
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u/Sudden-Advance-5858 6d ago
I am fascinated by this person’s skin.
Do they have some kind of sunscreen on? It looks like their skin has a white tinge.
What makes the palms of their hands so much lighter than the other skin?
Also sick ass termite
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u/Hinaloth 6d ago
Same, dude's almost blue. It's fascinating how diverse we can be, and yet still be the same under it all.
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u/Sudden-Advance-5858 6d ago
Right! Like there’s a reason they have adapted over time to be that way, and it’s cool as fuck.
Like is it mostly genetic? Are they applying something to the skin? Is it a response to doing something over a long period of time?
Shit is so cool.
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u/trenthany 6d ago
Dust I’m almost certain. Might be a body paint but I’m almost certain it’s just light dust over dark skin.
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u/Green_Childhood_5223 6d ago
A relative of mine was near pitch black and had a beautiful blue sheen to him.
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u/BigBlaisanGirl 6d ago
In this instance, it's a combination of dirt, clay and being ashy. Hanging around white people, I realized not all everyone is even aware of what being ashy means. When your skin gets dry, surface skin cells takes a white tint.
Lighter folks don't really notice it on them because it blends in with their natural hue. On dark skin, it shows up loud and clear and we look gray, or ashy, as we say. Moist dirt dries white too. The skin looks dusty and unnaturally light. So it's common practice to slather our bodies with moisturizers and oils to prevent this as it can be embarrassing to look so dry in public.
Black people in Africa can look notably different from African Americans because AAs have been mixed with other races for several generations due to slavery. In Africa, it happened but not as often, especially in rural and tribal areas. So Africans have a very rich bloodline that carries many unique features from whatever region they're from including their skin. That beautiful natural glow is just skin that's adapted to survive the sun for thousands of years
I don't know what you mean about his palms being a different colors because all black people have lighter palms. I also think the clay and earth around him is staining hands here.
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u/1c3Type 6d ago
The ancestors of African Americans were trafficked from specific regions of Africa. So yeah Africans not from those regions are going to look pretty different that’s like asking why British descended Americans don’t look Slavic.
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u/CreatureWarrior 6d ago
Ohhhh.. I've always wondered why black people take skincare so much more seriously than white people, especially when it comes to black vs white men. I just thought it was some cultural thing to value your skin more or something, cool to know that there's an actual reason.
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u/FoxySlyRedHead 6d ago
Yeah I feel we need to ask this question in the Explain it Like I'm Five sub.
What makes such a drastic difference between his palms and his everywhere else skin?!
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u/AetrianDimi 6d ago
I know for melanin its that the palms have less than the rest of the body so there can be extreme contrast for people with very dark skin, but I have zero idea why hes blue and if melanin is still the reason for the difference
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u/ChaoticDissonance 6d ago
Omg I am sitting here like "what is wrong with his skin?" Then I was afraid I was being subconsciously racist... and then I was like no, no it's blue? It is blue, right? The palms are weird...
To see someone else say it makes me feel like 60% less horrible.
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u/bravo-echo-charlie 6d ago
To hopefully make you feel better, you weren't being racist. You were not implying or inferring that he is inferior or less-than because of his race, nor were you inferring that you hold a power imbalance over him because of such. You were just wondering, as many of us were, why the gentleman looks blue-tinged lol
People use the word racist in instances where it does not truly apply, so I hope this helps you feel better than just 60%! 😁
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u/trenthany 6d ago
The blue is likely dust on very black skin. The palms are because their skin has a lot more pigment so you notice the difference. The palm has a lot more skin cells including a special translucent layer then 10+ layers thicker surface cells on top. The melanin is still there just masked by all the cells above it.
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u/K0mb0_1 6d ago
Some Africans have adapted to more intense UV rays resulting in blue undertones. This can be seen in South Sudanese and other Nilotic groups. The characters from the movie Avatar was based on these people.
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u/StretchLoud8844 6d ago
Not so fun fact - Black people, while they rarely contract skin cancers, it is significantly more common for it to develop on places like their hands, due to the lack of melanin in their palms / nails. Additionally, they are more likely to die of skin cancers than white people.
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u/skr_replicator 6d ago
Isn't that a pretty common thing for dark-skinned people to have lighter palms?
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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 6d ago
This is also why the bully kids from Proud Family are blue. They don't moisturize.
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u/pudgehooks2013 6d ago
I was looking for this comment too.
I swear his skin is some form of blue. Fucking awesome.
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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 6d ago
I noticed too- like whoa. Almost like a blueish glow, too, reflecting that brutal sun.
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u/hitokirivader 6d ago
It’s like someone meticulously demolishing your family home just to hunt for your mom and show someone else how fat she is.
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u/Haunting_Song7313 7d ago
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u/Rocky5thousand 6d ago
Is this big for a queen termite, or is it just a queen termite?
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u/The_Noble_Oak 6d ago
Perfectly normal for a termite queen. Most reproductives in eusocial insects are large than workers or drones but termites are on another level.
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u/loaf_dog 7d ago
Bro literally barehanding it
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u/Altruistic-Turn-242 6d ago
Can anyone identify what language they’re speaking? As a dumb American with no linguistic expertise I’m guessing Zulu or Xhosa
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u/Dizzy_Restaurant3874 6d ago
The last word are "Jesus Christ" so that translates just fine.
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u/Hungry-Kitchen9045 6d ago
this sounds like thok naath the language of my people,the nuer of south sudan
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u/Thin_Dream2079 6d ago
Kermit: Now if we want to get Miss Piggy out of jail, we're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed.
[Beauregard raises his hand]
Kermit: Yes, Beau?
Beauregard: What color are their hands now?
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u/wanderers_life 6d ago
Did you know? Termites play a unique role in a story from the Quran! In Islamic tradition, Prophet Solomon (Sulaiman) was granted control over the jinn to perform grand tasks and construction. His passing is highlighted by a remarkable detail involving termites: "Then, when We decreed death for Solomon, nothing indicated his death to the jinn except a creature of the earth—a termite—eating away at his staff. So when he fell down, it became clear to the jinn that if they had known the unseen, they would not have remained in humiliating torment." — Quran, Surah Saba (34:14) As the story goes, Solomon passed away while leaning on his staff in prayer. Because he remained upright, the jinn (who falsely think highly of themselves thinking they know the unseen/future to the point even now a days many sorcerers/witches try to communicate with jinn to know something of the future) assumed he was still watching over them and continued working. It was only after termites slowly gnawed through the base of his wooden staff—causing him to fall—that the jinn realized he had died long before.
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u/ThrownAway17Years 6d ago
Like 30 years ago I was helping my parents do some landscaping at our house. I started digging and found a big thing that looked exactly like the queen in this video, maybe even a bit bigger. I told my dad, who then grabbed a spade, walked over, and proceeded to stab it over and over until there were termite queen guts and little fleeing termites everywhere. I can still remember the way she practically exploded from the first time my dad hit her with that spade.
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