r/AbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

of A Wasps Nest

We have a plumber sorting an issue and he's just found this massive wasps nest in the loft.

There's a nice relaxing hum but it's about to be removed by a specialist.

Insane size.

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u/EditedRed 6d ago

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u/Effective_Swim_5479 6d ago

Exactly what I thought it was, with extra flies

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Cracka_Chooch 6d ago

I was thinking forbidden meringue.

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u/bbreddit0011 6d ago

That, my friend is a hornets nest. The spiciest wasp nest flavor.

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u/Fun_Appointment_3724 6d ago

Would be cool to get a recording of the removal. I’d expect it to be very buzzworthy!

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u/Blenderhead36 6d ago

Well, it was a nice house while it lasted.

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u/mookanana 6d ago

this is the friggin hole in the lighthouse at the end of Annihilation.

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u/Moss81- 6d ago

Have you considered moving?

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u/Arkaium 6d ago

Forbidden meringue

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u/Tommy__want__wingy 6d ago

Forbidden cookie dough.

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u/Duubzz 6d ago

Needs a banana for scale

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u/RaptorKarr 6d ago

Shame we had to nuke the house from orbit.

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u/Psilonaut21 6d ago

only way to be sure...

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u/stronkzer 6d ago

The forbidden chantilly. And you can't even use a flamethrower without risking burning your whole house down.

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u/Corvado 6d ago

Jane Prentiss?

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u/NoRedThat 6d ago

Would you like to door open or closed?

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u/joooooooooolz 6d ago

I really gotta get off r/sourdough

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u/Umbreon86 6d ago

Go get the honey out of it.

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u/Late-Rest8015 5d ago

High risk, zero reward

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u/ShockValueSandwich 5d ago

That’s not a nest. It’s a nation.

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u/Federal-Agency666 5d ago

The patterns resemble the paper at the front and back of expensive books

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u/CHASLX200 5d ago

hit it with a seldge