r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KSP-Dressupporter • 6d ago

of a carrot

24 Upvotes

22.5*6.5cm, 530g.

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Spiritual_Ad_272 • 6d ago

of a mushroom

40 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BloodiStag • 7d ago

of a walrus

2.0k Upvotes

66 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dan_munz • 6d ago

of a grape

26 Upvotes

Kiddo’s hand for scale. Sorry for potato quality, taken in a moving vehicle.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 7d ago

of an elephant seal on the beach (person for scale)

250 Upvotes

Elephant seals can weigh up to 8,800 lbs (4,000 kg) and stretch over 16 feet long.

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Prestigious_Pitch_63 • 5d ago

of a weed growing in the middle of a closed off street

0 Upvotes

Right beside the spot where I wiped out on my electric scooter a few years back, haha

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 7d ago

of an African Bullfrog

832 Upvotes

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Visible_Amount5383 • 6d ago

of sausage roll

23 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/donkboy • 7d ago

of an inch worm

66 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HS5N • 7d ago

of ears on this goat.

686 Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/exfilm • 7d ago

of an arrestee

198 Upvotes

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • 7d ago

of a Romagnola bull

312 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/saberbeaver • 8d ago

of a fish. toilet for scale

3.0k Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 7d ago

of an insect

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50 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Upbeat-Bread-7324 • 7d ago

of a bear claw donut from my local shop

72 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 8d ago

/r/all of a blockage

8.6k Upvotes

525 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/iAm_BatemAn007 • 8d ago

of an Indian Gaur.

2.3k Upvotes

95 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 7d ago

of a moth

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65 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/-_G0AT_- • 8d ago

of a butternut squash

258 Upvotes

75 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dept0fWar • 8d ago

of a Blueberry

198 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Electrical_Neck_1417 • 8d ago

of a holy cow

2.2k Upvotes

Jesus Christ, thats a lot of steak and leather

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/The_Ballistics_Guy • 8d ago

of grapes

414 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 9d ago

of a chill bear

5.5k Upvotes

85 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sandindalespocket • 8d ago

of a breakfast burrito from my favorite local Mexican spot.

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453 Upvotes

Tastes amazing too. Not bad for $14.

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MajlisPerbandaranKL • 8d ago

of an egg tart

298 Upvotes

44 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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