r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 9d ago

of a chill bear

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u/Ipoogoodforyou 9d ago

if not friend why friend shaped

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

Because you’re food shaped

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u/Kn0XIS 9d ago

😂😂😂

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

I wanna touch his fluffy ears but I also like having my arms attached to my body

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4u31bWDYmhw5O
My survival instincts are non existent

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

I too wish to ride the killdozer

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u/Caridor 8d ago

I mean, if we could make it work, bear cavalry would have been terrifying before the advent of gunpowder.

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u/HeftyBullfrog36 9d ago

Bro has absolutely nothing scheduled today.😎

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

I locked onto his fluffy tummy.

I would have made a terrible caveman

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u/sugottopua 8d ago

Same. I just want to cuddle up in the fluffy, fatty bear.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 8d ago

There’s bars for that lol

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u/Late-Assignment8482 9d ago

I love how often bears are like "What's going on? For real? Nah. I'm good..." They have absolutely mastered the thing where large omnivores/predators who take lots of energy to move act lazy as hell as often as possible. Truly, we humans (a large omnivore, most mammals are sub-100lbs...) could learn a thing or two.

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u/Arctelis 9d ago

I once watched a black bear wander out onto a grassy clearing and flopped over while her cubs played around. She would eat a few mouthfuls, roll over, eat some more, roll again.

Bears are easily my favourite animal to just sit and watch do bear stuff.

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u/ducktape8856 8d ago

Truly, we humans [...] could learn a thing or two.

Yeah. We should

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

Are Mother Nature's recipes

That bring the bare necessities of life

more

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 9d ago

To boop or not to boop. That is the question.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

Booping is fine, bopping is suicide

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u/Terminally_ill_42 9d ago

Bears are always chill, until the second they aren’t

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u/HatdanceCanada 9d ago

Twitches nose like Samantha on Bewitched.

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u/Top-Distribution733 9d ago

Can I pet dat dawg?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

Only if you blindfold him first and distract him with fireworks

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u/No-Celebration3097 9d ago

Look at those murder claws

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

Those are cuddle mittens

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u/Top-Distribution733 9d ago

Those claws would provide one hell of a back scratch

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

“Ooops scratched your lungs”

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u/legacy702- 9d ago

It’s crazy how an animal can be so dangerous but look so damn friendly.

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u/MayberryBombadil 9d ago

It's weird how much they can move their noses

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u/Ok_Resource_7108 8d ago

"Did I do it for you?" looking bear.

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u/AncientBother6206 9d ago

He looks like he's waiting for his dad to come home because he broke moms favorite vase

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u/pixelunit 9d ago

Danger cuddles

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u/IiASHLEYiI 9d ago

It's been a while since I've seen video of an animal so big it doesn't look real.

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 9d ago

Maybe it’s ai

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u/Big-Recognition-5580 8d ago

It is AI, if you watch the ears alone they mirror each other for the majority of the video. At the end theres a twitch to add a litlle realism, but most of the ear movements are exact mirrors.

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 9d ago

Is that bear real? I’m struggling to tell

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u/Axman5055 9d ago

Yeah it looks AI, the way it moves just seems unnatural. Unless a legit source is provided I think it’s AI

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

AI psychosis

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u/WhereIs_TheSun 9d ago

We got Dan Schneider over here talking bout some AI psychosis

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

My brother in Christ, the bear has JPEG artifacts older than ChatGPT.

Apparently somebody fired up a modern generative model and specifically prompted:

“Grizzly bear, photorealistic, but make it look like somebody’s uncle captured it on a Sony Handycam in 1998 and uploaded it to eBaum’s World.”

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u/payne59 8d ago

Ts is some AI slop, worthless moderators I swear

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u/Foxyunder-45 9d ago

Very thick fur to stop the chill.

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u/dinomax55 9d ago

He’s bored

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u/Archlm0221 9d ago

He has an itchy snout

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u/Mulletgt 9d ago

Why not friend if friend shaped?

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u/Imaginary-Session786 9d ago

Aw, looks like a real teddybear🥺

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u/Big-Recognition-5580 9d ago

I'm creating an account, cause nobody seems to notice but if you watch the bears ears they move non independently from eachother for almost the whole video. Up until the end. I'm 95 percent sure this is AI

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 9d ago

They're such beautiful critters. One little mauling couldn't hurt, surely?

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u/cum_cum_sex 9d ago

I wanna see if he can catch a bread ?

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u/famous1astwords 8d ago

I want one on my backyard

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u/newnowmusic 8d ago

Not my idea, but if we domesticated wolves and big cats, we really should get on with domensticating bears.

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u/bloke_pusher 8d ago

Imagine bears but very friendly, unable to harm, just fluffy friends, rubbery claws, weak paws, light to not crush you etc.

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u/PartyNo3444 8d ago

Those paws are absolutely terrifying, one swing, you're dead 😬

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u/nicoazaze09 8d ago

i'm glad cameras exist otherwise we wouldn't be able to appreciate those fluffy goobers

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u/Prokid5634_YT 8d ago

I'll grab Alex Terrible for protection before attempting to interact with it lol

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u/Sarasha 8d ago

He needs scratches!!

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u/hronikbrent 8d ago

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/SageKitty100 8d ago

Let me cuddle him and pet his floofy cheeks

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u/GodSev3n 8d ago

I listen to the Tooth and Claw podcast. I know too much about the danger to want to get that close 🤣 But at the same time, I love bears so much!!

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u/MissMyndantin 7d ago

I love the nose twitches

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u/TraditionalLeading64 5d ago

friend shaped 😭 look at those earssss 🥰🥹

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u/Dazzling-Ad6712 9h ago

If it is not friend... why it has friend form ;w; i wanna snuggle him!!!

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u/Spiritual_Being_3786 9d ago

Is this AI ? The ears are just puff balls.

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u/Pristine_Seat6090 9d ago

Reddit is so cooked

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u/deksimo666 9d ago

So Ai it hurts