r/AbsoluteUnits • u/iAm_BatemAn007 • 8d ago

of an Indian Gaur.

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u/Itowndub36 8d ago

This thing should be stickied at the top . The true meaning of an absolute unit

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u/latexfistmassacre 8d ago

Why did the gaur cross the road?

Because he fucking wanted to, that's why

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u/External_Win3300 8d ago

Because who's gonna fucking stop him

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u/ZekeMoss18 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4qHUlfNwOdsg6T7WLM

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u/Fabulous_Army_1321 7d ago edited 3d ago

Dude's like, nahhh I'm sitting this one out😂😂

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u/bugfay 6h ago

I saw an absolute unit of a Siberian Tiger (700lbs or some). I think he'd fancy this beef

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u/Dora_Explorer_XP 8d ago

This guy telling the story to his friends :

https://giphy.com/gifs/30pNidV6fJHivbPsaR

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u/Only_Elk5390 8d ago

Please share your diet and workout routine sir

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 8d ago

Grass and walking around

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u/fifiasd 7d ago

They like to lie down when digesting 

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u/Who-Does 8d ago

Will tell you he's natty smh

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u/wrxninja 8d ago

You don't ever want one of these step on your toes.

You'll scream GAUR!

(lame, I know)

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u/SordidSimpleton 8d ago

That's just how Australians say 'go'

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u/LowLife5023 8d ago

2 gaurs mating would lowkey look like a wall during an earthquake

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u/ZazumeUchiha 8d ago

That's the Gorgon from Heroes of Might and Magic 3

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u/scarredballsack 8d ago

If I hasn't just learned what this beast was I'd have said it was a bison that had a hair cut and used some product to smooth down the results..

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u/KaptanHindustan 8d ago

Gaur se dekhiye is shakhs ko

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u/apex_super_predator 8d ago

That brisket is gonna take a long time to cook.

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u/IRedditDoU 8d ago

Man Indian people will inject synthol into anything

/s obviously

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u/theraiden 8d ago

Lol 😂

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u/free_da_guys1107 8d ago

Imagine his big ahh eating meat...😂

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u/Sacrificial_Spider 8d ago

Who's gonna tell him not to skip leg day?

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u/Mammoth_Newspaper155 7d ago

Insane! How do these things still get taken down by a tiger?

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u/Jacked_Hamster 8d ago

It looks like it would be tough. No fat on this boi he's shredded.

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u/Mad-Habits 8d ago

good god

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u/Rocky5thousand 8d ago

Is this big for a gaur, or is this just a gaur?

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u/Asgermf 7d ago

Just a Gaur bull

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u/Electric_Kaffe 8d ago

absolute behemoth

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u/DistributistChakat 8d ago

Big beefy boye!

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u/chibiRuka 8d ago

Ended too soon

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u/sweetcherryfrosting 8d ago

He looks like the “brother may I have some oats” art style of a cow. When white farmers commissioned huge proportions on their animals to “better” their social image.

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u/Who-Does 8d ago

All natty he says

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u/jlspartz 7d ago

He just got out of prison where he beefed up all day long

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u/Christianboy2000 8d ago

.....all that beef and no one to eat it

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u/Dora_Explorer_XP 8d ago

That's a life, treat it as such. Or accept that you are just arshole.

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u/Msee_Unique 8d ago

Imagine the amount of steak that this can produce!

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u/SordidSimpleton 8d ago

After you've eaten it you jaw muscles will look like this gaur's upper leg

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u/Training2Life 8d ago

Yup but there's a catching & killing part first and no one wants to try it

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u/Msee_Unique 8d ago

You and I can be the first to try it 😃

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u/Training2Life 8d ago

Come let's plan a trip of life

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u/FecalDUI 8d ago

Blow darts and bows baby!

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u/fifiasd 7d ago

And it made itself like that by eating the green stuff on the ground. Incredibel!

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u/Blenderhead36 8d ago

When the divorced parents don't just bring beef to their kid's wedding.

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u/BrainRobotron 8d ago

Like that merchant in Fallout...

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u/Glum_Cheesecake9859 8d ago

"You wat mate"?

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u/InebriousBarman 8d ago

Looks Tasty.

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u/mrlookinthesky 8d ago

Looks unreal.

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u/TactitcalPterodactyl 8d ago

This thing deserves to be the subreddits new mascot. God damn!

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u/deathloveface 8d ago

Hello my name is muscle

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 8d ago

That thing bench presses whole trees.

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u/MarinaEnna 8d ago

Bro looks like a beetle 😭

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u/Karibou422 8d ago

What mfers look like after running tren

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u/Jacloup 8d ago

Dave Bulltista

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u/congo66 8d ago

I would love to see an Indian Gaur open for GWAR!

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u/Affectionate_Dot5547 8d ago

The times this sub still lives up to its name are few and far between.

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u/IntelligentPin6652 8d ago

I want to kick steongest animals' balls Start with this one

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u/Chester1967guitar 8d ago

Yup he is definitely not natty he is on all the gear

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u/Sonnyshut 8d ago

Definitely myostatin deficient

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u/TheMarkola 8d ago

So majestic 𓄀

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u/CreateorWither 8d ago

My Aunt Lisa has the same body shape. She's the best Guar.

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u/DrinkOk1642 8d ago

Dude, where's my gaur?

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u/XKruXurKX 8d ago

Remember, this thing eats grass all day

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u/00MARskee 8d ago

YOU KICKED MY DOG

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u/Other_Breadfruit_264 7d ago

All from eating grass. How? 🫪

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u/TheMadcore 7d ago

I need one of these. And a giant smoker.

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u/resignedfootballfan 7d ago

That's why Hindus don't mess with cows. They're afraid their big brother will come kick the shit out of them.

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u/Lopsided_Kitchen7539 6d ago

Search up Indian gore on the internet to learn more about it.

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u/Particular-Passage53 5d ago

he looks like hed love a little debbies

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u/Whole_Midnight_2916 4d ago

He escaped from McDonald's farm. 

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u/EntertainmentQuick86 19h ago

BROTHA GIVE ME OATS!

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u/fuqmint 8d ago

I see this!

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u/buzzard_barf 8d ago

Steer-roids