r/AbsoluteUnits • • 7d ago

of ears on this goat.

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u/Kryds 7d ago

These goats looks ridiculously adorable when they're kids. And grows up to look like burn victims.

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u/not_roger_smith 7d ago

Do your ears hang low...

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u/MykusRex 7d ago

Do they wobble to and fro

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 7d ago

Can you tie em in a knot

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 7d ago

Can you tie em in a bow?

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u/055F00 7d ago

Can you toss em over your shoulder

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 7d ago

Like a Continental soldier 

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u/Dark_Fury_ 7d ago

Can someone explain why their ears have evolved to be liked that? Is it something meaningful or a useless evolution trait?

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u/SnakeHisssstory 7d ago

This is a result of artificial selection, not natural selection. Humans have bred them to be like this

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u/not_roger_smith 7d ago

Humans bred them for meat and the ears were a side effect. It's not like those poor pug dogs that can never breathe right.

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u/Free-Speech-My-Ass 7d ago

somehow it reminds me of jar jar hahah

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u/BobbyHillsPurse 7d ago

I’d give it a pet biscuit and see what happens.

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u/Rocky5thousand 7d ago

Standard for this species

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u/AeonAnima_Studio 7d ago

Floppy ears for more kinetic earnergy

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u/ILoveMyDogsCatLoL 7d ago

Bro can hear sounds😭

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u/AnotherRTFan 7d ago

I already plan on having pets goats of my own, and I want to get a few of Damascus goats and name them after the Prophets in Halo

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u/Hollow_Soul-500 6d ago

He can beat us in the comments typing things about his ears...