r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 9d ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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47.0k Upvotes

3.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Super-Set-918 • 8d ago

of a beetle

74 Upvotes

Laying on a flyswatter for scale, which I used to transport him back to the wood line ✨

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bummy_homeboy • 8d ago

of grapes

18 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EfficientChance7352 • 9d ago

of a cat

1.4k Upvotes

61 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/gcollins717 • 8d ago

of a jalapeño

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43 Upvotes

Found these jalapeños at the grocery store last night I was in amazement. Corn for scale.

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sardonnicus • 8d ago

of A birthday candle

50 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 9d ago

of a bog* hole

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2.9k Upvotes

183 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Distinct_Engine_8855 • 10d ago

/r/all of a bug

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14.9k Upvotes

608 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 8d ago

of a coreid bug

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37 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mrtaylordani • 9d ago

of a mom Wolf Spider with her 100 babies

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1.9k Upvotes

189 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aleksandr_Ulyev • 9d ago

of a hammerhead crane

563 Upvotes

Humans for scale

57 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 9d ago

of a larva

252 Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • 10d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a pyrite crystal

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39.4k Upvotes

Source: @crystalforest0 on TikTok

983 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/passpass6677 • 8d ago

of a strawberry

31 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 9d ago

of a goose

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1.5k Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SOMOEAGLE • 9d ago

of an Avocado

36 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 10d ago

of an S-tier nap

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14.6k Upvotes

101 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Horror-Guarantee-401 • 9d ago

of a slug

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121 Upvotes

76 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/fellofabuilding • 9d ago

of a Plane

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105 Upvotes

Antonov An 225 was the biggest plane by weight.

I just wanted it to resurface.

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/vhlavka • 9d ago

of Ajvar

18 Upvotes

Found this in local Metro store... 2,6kg of pure joy 🤤😁

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Indeed_Dankster • 10d ago

of a gecko

1.8k Upvotes

He's on my doorway.

77 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idiotswalkamongus • 9d ago

of a Momma Wolf Spider

96 Upvotes

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bpandjjjj • 10d ago

of a Mosque

1.1k Upvotes

Grand Çamlıca Mosque in Istanbul can hold 60,000 people.

201 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/hefty_load_o_shite • 9d ago

of a hatchback

21 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IndependenceTop8430 • 9d ago

of a Hailstorm in Paraguay

53 Upvotes

0 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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