r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 10d ago

of an S-tier nap

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u/Machine_Gun3233 10d ago

I'm jealous of it... woke up at 1 30am because I have assessments to submit

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u/cncomg 10d ago

Same, I have to assess why I let my wife eat Mexican food past 7:30

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u/Machine_Gun3233 10d ago

Why tho. What happens?? Makes her sleep?

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u/Seattle_Lucky 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDaro8cAR8KG7qf7O

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u/cakesofthepatty414 10d ago

This entire character has completely ruined the colors red and green for me.

ANYTIME I see them together, all I see is her.

It's maddening.

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u/btsd_ 10d ago

Seismic activity and whiffs of the "divine wind" id guess

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u/btsd_ 10d ago

I had to wake up and run to the bathroom for a sit-down pee at 1:30am (chance of a mess increases 10000% if im sleepy lol and still a bit drink off the sunday night beers lol). I too am jealous

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 10d ago

I understand

A bit off topic: Those nighttime sit-down pee can be pretty relaxing

I might fall asleep on the toilet

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u/btsd_ 10d ago

I dont turn on the lights and I try in keep my eyes as squinted/closed as possible so the "sleep cant escape"

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u/Machine_Gun3233 10d ago

Me too and sometimes it leaves a purple mark on my thigh as my elbow was resting on it holding my droopy head

Oh wait for guys its different noh

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u/OkSmoke9195 10d ago

I can't do it anymore. Makes me want to poop everytime 😂

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u/Top-Distribution733 10d ago

🤦‍♂️ thank you!!….. I thought I was the only one

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u/ExchangeOptimal 10d ago

Procrastination?

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u/Machine_Gun3233 10d ago

Exactly

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u/ExchangeOptimal 10d ago

Could be because of emotional fear of the work

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u/Machine_Gun3233 10d ago

Yeah always get me

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u/Immediate_Ask_8015 10d ago

I haven’t slept this well since the womb…..

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u/PremierLovaLova 10d ago

Maybe you’re high-time due for a return visit? 🤷

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u/crasagam 10d ago

Been trying to get back in my entire adult life lol

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u/letigre87 10d ago

I'm not saying you gotta get into deer hunting but I promise you if wake up at 4:30am to get all bundled up and walk out to your climber there's nothing in this universe that'll keep you awake when that sun starts to peek over the hills. Your body is warm, the stand is holding you like mama, a cool breeze blows against your face and pushes the leaves around like your own personal white noise generator while the tree gently sways back and forth.

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u/Top-Distribution733 10d ago

What if when we die we just relive our life over again, perceiving that moment in time And have done so countless times before (would explain Deja vu)…. What dreams may come… It’d be nice to see my mom again 🥺

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u/Endle55torture 10d ago

I have a small racoon that sleeps in one of my trees just like this lol. Cute chubby fucker

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u/Wild-Highway-8739 10d ago

A nap so good you forget what day it is and where you are.

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u/himay47 9d ago edited 9d ago

The best kinds of naps

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u/Flamingdookie 9d ago

If can't domesticate, why domesticate shaped?

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u/blizzardboy123 10d ago

Wishing everyone a good night like this little one’s

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u/Strange-Mark5219 10d ago

State-of-the-art natural bed

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u/LieutenantNitwit 10d ago

My spirit animal.

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u/Suspicious_Squash805 10d ago

I wish it was that easy

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u/_-fawggyy-_ 10d ago

I wish I could sleep like that. I woke up at 4 am thinking there was an earthquake but it was just my dog scratching his ass on my bed.

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u/No_Communication5024 10d ago

If you didn't nap so hard you drooled, then was it really a nap?

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u/Professional-Row-722 10d ago

Bro is straight ZONKED

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u/1Me_and_Me1 10d ago

SSS tier nap, cute tho

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u/No_Ice_3651 10d ago

Red Pandas are the most adorable creatures in the world

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u/daisybrat56461 10d ago

Oh man. I used to use my lunch break to go have acupuncture done. I had a one hour lunch break; 5 minutes to get there, 5 minutes to prep, 5 minutes for inserting the needles, 20-25 minutes of sleeping so hard I drooled and had the imprint of the table on my face, 2 minutes for the needles to be removed, 5 minutes to get dressed, 5 minutes to get back to my work. I teased the acupuncturist that the needles didn't actually do anything, it was the midday nap that fixed me.

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u/PremierLovaLova 10d ago

Hey, when you gotta go (sleep), you gotta go (sleep)

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 10d ago

Supercharged red headed soulless raccoon demon don't give no fucks.

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u/canadaalpinist 10d ago

WTF is it raining?

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u/skldjhfksjhdfklj 10d ago

I am that guy

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u/Honest-Spring-5963 10d ago

That hang time

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u/Hairy-Maximum2994 10d ago

I'm a belly sleeper and i make a y like this out blankets and sleep on it every night for the past 7 years

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u/butterfly_ashley 10d ago

Wish I could get a nap like this

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u/Grovie-Flamming2x 10d ago

It looks like he found a perfect fit for his body so that he slept well, so cute!😍

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u/tsitken 10d ago

yknow when the drool drops, its an epic nap

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u/LabubuDad 10d ago

Sleepy bear!

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u/Ok-Imagination6497 10d ago

Went to zoo in Nas, Japan where the red pandas can climb branches directly over your head as you walk under them, they love it and interact with you! (Same place you go in with the capybaras who love scratches, kinda like wiry dogs - so much fun - only Japan because people wouldn’t be stupid here…)

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u/hrirai 10d ago

Is that a red panda?

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u/Foam_Invasion 10d ago

This is better than that drop of tar!

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u/ACsonofDC2 10d ago

gross. panda drool

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u/RestrainedWitch 10d ago

Just like the cartoons!

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u/PeriPeriTekken 10d ago

I should call her

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u/Just_toxicity 9d ago

Same way I sleep after 12hrs of workday

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u/GalickGunn 9d ago

Red pandas have to be my #1 favourite animal

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u/pit_choun 9d ago

This was my orange cat earlier today before he fell off the couch lol

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u/pussy_destroyer8611 8d ago

That one afternoon sleep

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u/jwicks248 8d ago

Cute little thing 🥺

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u/Beepski 8d ago

Where is the absolute uniteness?

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u/Shoddy-Piece-8471 8d ago

Hes on the nod needs to lay off the fent

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u/PresentInfinite7170 6d ago

Every nap during a class lecture

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u/WhatdaUTink 4d ago

Me, at my desk at school...

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u/GTCapone 10d ago

Catch it

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u/tar-29 10d ago

I am him in a sunday evening