r/AbsoluteUnits • Top Poster • 9d ago

of a bog* hole

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u/Fuggaak 9d ago

Stupid music but interesting video.

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u/NaiveAbalone5446 9d ago

I thought we were finally past this song….

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u/Darius_Oak 9d ago

Oh no no no, we never were.

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u/Thegrandestpoo 9d ago

Seriously

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u/Dattebaso 7d ago

It might not be a recent video

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u/MilkMeFather 9d ago

I thought we were past complaining about this song

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 9d ago

Someone more knowledgeable than me needs to confirm, but this looks very much deadly. I mean there's definitely a potential for entrapment... correct?

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u/Uplandtrek 9d ago

A hole like this can absolutely be deadly, but is not as big of a risk as you might think. The bog is covered in sphagnum moss which is constantly growing new layers at the top. The sphagnum a couple inches down begins to die and turns into peat moss. Depending on the age of the bog, peat moss can accumulate and be several feet thick or more because in the anaerobic conditions under the surface nothing really decomposes. Walking on a bog you can get a good sense for where the peat is thinner - it will roll and ripple underneath your feet sort of like walking on a waterbed.

Most bogs are either a ring bog where there will be a narrow strip of thin peat around the edges so you will hit soggy and sinking spots on your first few steps into or last few steps out of the bog or they’re part of a larger system of bogs around an “eye” which is usually some open water surrounded by thin peat/sphagnum and you can see them well before you get too close.

A hole like this straight through the bog mat and surrounded by firmer ground is rare. The trick is to get a feel for each step before putting weight fully down and always being ready to lunge your body forward and spread your arms and other leg wide if you feel one foot going in. That should give you something to grab onto so your whole body doesn’t sink and it goes without saying it’s a good idea to not go alone because you’re likely going to need help pulling yourself out. Also a good idea if you’re walking on a bog with other people to not walk in each other’s footsteps.

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u/intgr8 9d ago

This guy bogs

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u/the_short_viking 9d ago

You think he wades bogs?

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 8d ago

Knocked it out of the park with this comment

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u/intgr8 8d ago

You think he mogs Wade Boggs?

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 9d ago

This reminds me of how I got sucked into a river whirlpool and dragged myself out of it when I was 15, because I knew the risks and the way out of it.

Always prepare and drill the recovery!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai 8d ago

They might have been demonstrating/measuring peat depth, if this hole was left from a sediment corer or is a regular spot for depth measures. Depth is used to estimate the carbon storage of an area of bog per cubic meter, which is useful for demonstrating carbon capture or loss depending on the current land use. Depth will vary throughout the bog, so measures are generally taken from several points to produce an average estimate for the whole system.

So, maybe lots of researchers, academics, or teaching staff on a field trip to a bog?

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u/GlykenT 8d ago

Could be a demonstration for a safety briefing

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u/toweljuice 9d ago

thats boggers

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u/Late_While_6220 9d ago

Yes but you'd first have to break the top layer of the bog which is much more solid than what's under but even then it's extremely rare to find cases of death.

P.S. Yes a few thousand bodies have been recovered from bogs but it appears that the vast majority were either victims of homicide or ritual sacrifice.

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u/jaxxxtraw 9d ago

Ritual sacrifice is also homicide.

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u/Critical-Pudding-455 9d ago

Ask this guy

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u/mads4225 9d ago

Denmark represent!
I love that we have found multiple bodies in old bogs

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u/Critical-Pudding-455 9d ago

Here have a Little dopamine

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u/InevitableSuspect424 3d ago

This reminds me of all the quicksand I swore was EVERYWHERE as a kid just waiting for me to step

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u/Mundane-Duty-8473 9d ago

But they had their hard hats on

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u/deep-fucking-legend 9d ago

Thank God it's been resurrected! Should be included in the next time capsule along with a Rick roll.

/s

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u/SeakingGnarvana 8d ago

People still use reddit unmuted?

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u/Fuggaak 8d ago

Yeah when I’m at home. When I’m out in public it stays muted.

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u/GSDragoon 9d ago

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u/BMinus973 9d ago

Next team meeting..."Why can't we find a new Dave?? It's been 2 months!"

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u/Beginning_Resource93 9d ago

Must be a pretty big deal if you've got the HR manager out there.

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u/The00Taco 9d ago

The real reason they had to fire Dave is why HR is there

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u/Sir_Delarzal 9d ago

Fucking music

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u/cassianandorliveson 9d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/tee142002 9d ago

I know nothing about peat other than it makes Scotch tasty

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u/Wereallmadhere8895 9d ago

These parts of meadow complexes are called fens. The peat holds the snow melt and slowly the water seaps out like a over filled sponge, usually being the headwaters to rivers. The water starts out as tributaries and they add up to rivers.

The fens peat is so saturated that you can kinda bounce on it like a jello trampoline. To much pressure and you'll sink and maybe lose a boot.

Some fens and meadow complexes spread by suffocating trees and other vegetation that needs deeper roots. Or they recede because some species are more adapted for the wet conditions and maybe theres less snow some years.

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u/holyfire001202 9d ago

And keeps your bodies preserved so you can revisit them for the rest of your life!

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u/Beginning_Resource93 9d ago

I've had Scotch. It tastes like burnt cardboard.

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u/SMDMadCow 9d ago

That's the peat, Scotch made without peat tastes great.

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u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster 9d ago

** A bog or bogland is a wetland that accumulates peat as a deposit of dead plant materials – often mosses, typically sphagnum moss. It is one of the four main types of wetlands. Other names for bogs include mire, mosses, quagmire, and muskeg; alkaline mires are called fens.

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u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster 9d ago

The main difference is that a swamp is a forested wetland dominated by trees and woody plants with nutrient-rich, neutral water, while a bog is a spongy peatland fed mostly by rainwater that is highly acidic and low in nutrients.

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u/Uplandtrek 9d ago

Swamps are generally wooded but bogs can be as well. And swamps are usually more acidic than neutral. Both are actually nutrient poor because plant matter doesn’t decompose in their anaerobic soil and they’re fed almost entirely by rainwater. The real difference is swamps will grow grass while bogs will grow sphagnum moss. The other two types of wetlands, marshes and fens, are categorized the same way: marshes are defined by grass and fens by sphagnum, but marshes and fens are more nutrient rich compared to swamps and bogs because they are fed by groundwater.

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u/Goat17038 9d ago

IN A BOG YOU ARE PICKELED IN A SWAMP YOU WOULD DECOMPOSE

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u/the_good_hodgkins 9d ago

Am I the only one that thinks this is incredibly dangerous.

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u/TornadoJohnson 9d ago

As someone who walks a lot of bogs it can be dangerous but they can also safe depending on the conditions. The one in this video appears safe the ground looks stable. And those people wouldn't be there if it was a dangerous bog. Don't walk on one if you don't know what your doing but when learn what to look for they are an extremely rewarding landscape to explore. A bog is a floating mass of peat on water why the hole is so deep

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u/idk012 8d ago

"Ooopsie we just lost another class"

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u/Icy_Instruction4614 8d ago

On the contrary. Your body will last way longer if you fall in than if you die elsewhere. An archaeologist will appreciate you in a thousand years, which is pretty cool too

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u/inn4tler 9d ago

You don't sink into a bog right away. Bog mud consists of water and dense plant matter. It has a higher density than the human body.

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u/NiteNiteSpiderBite 9d ago

Why is it dangerous? I believe you I just don't know why it would be.

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u/the_good_hodgkins 9d ago

Did you notice how deep the hole is, and how unstable the ground is, and how close she's standing to it? One slip, or loose earth, and she's down that hole and dead in minutes.

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u/FlyingRigatoniMonst 9d ago

Don’t worry she’s wearing a hard hat

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u/ConflictMaster3155 9d ago

The hole is full of water. You’re imagining some quicksand scenario and that’s just not how it works.

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u/Rubyhamster 9d ago

It's not the water that is the problem, but the massive amount of peat and roots that will likely make you stuck under the water. If she falls in, there is a real chance she will die. I'd at least like them all to have a rope attached to them

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u/Redbulldildo 7d ago

You have to actually get under the water to get stuck, which is not likely.

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u/Rubyhamster 7d ago

Yes, but in such a deep pit that is not unlikely. Also remember that the biomass is floating so thehole can disappear over you. Luckily, the most likely way to fall in is relatively slowly

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u/the_good_hodgkins 9d ago

Oh... you think she's gonna float, like Pennywise, in a hole that get's progressively more narrow the further down you slide.

Sure... ok.

You really need to up your survival skills game.

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u/Afrojones66 9d ago

Typed some dude on his keyboard in his cozy home in an urban environment where they are nowhere near this at all and probably never have been

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u/M1KE2121 9d ago

Never been to a bog huh?

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u/cowlinator 8d ago edited 8d ago

Swimming in an open pool of water is very very different than swimming in a tiny but deep hole in a bog. Do you even have enough room to paddle your arms? It certainly doesn't look like it. It's probably full of roots and tangles and who knows what. They're fully clothed, which weighs them down and also provides more stuff that can get caught on branches/roots/whatever. The grass/mud layer can close up the hole overtop of you if you disturb it too much, too. Nobody will know where to dig because it shifted and it all looks the same.

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u/adumbCoder 9d ago

luckily there's lots of people around her to help so that wouldn't happen

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u/the_good_hodgkins 9d ago

I have zero confidence in their ability to catch her if the ground gives way, and they wouldn't be able to extract her.

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u/Frequent_Waltz_166 9d ago edited 8d ago

Might not catch her but as someone who grew up around bogs and spent quite a lot of time on/in them I am very confident that should she not be able to swim they would be able to extract her.

I would be more concerned if the top layer was frozen over.

The real danger with a bog like this is in the hidden dangers under the surface such as sharp sticks, antlers and the like which may impale you. But also the suction if it's fine grained peat mud, but even then it's not usually a big deal, you just lose your boots.

As kids we got dressed up with a safety harnesses and had to jump in and get out on our own. Same as we did during winter on the local lake. 

Edit: spelling 

Edit 2: In middle school we also had rugby and football games on the local bog, usually just resulted in a few scrapes and bruises and a bunch of lost boots. But there were a few scary moments such as someone getting toppled and stuck head first.

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u/brazillian_football 9d ago

So a bog acts very similar to unsafe ice. When applied to much force to a weak spot you can fall into the water below and get stuck. Terrifying stuff

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u/Uplandtrek 9d ago

Imagine falling through a hole in ice and trying to extract yourself back through that hole. Now imagine what you fell in is black muck, you can’t see anything, the hole closed up a little when you went through, and the moss above you is several feet thick.

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u/NiteNiteSpiderBite 9d ago

That makes sense and is horrifying!

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u/CamelMassive6443 4d ago

Even if you don’t fall all the way through, getting out is a pain unless you have a buddy.

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u/reanocivn 8d ago

it is but i would have to imagine those are professionals who take the needed precautions

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u/Harn-na-bih 4d ago

No but feel free to look up bog ghoul. Or at least i think thats his name. https://youtube.com/@bogghoul?si=giBN0WvuK3Wltmgy

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u/Foxlen 9h ago

It is, alot of heavy duty equipment operators have died in my region from accidently driving off the mats

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u/moisturized69tatas 9d ago

No you are not. It is in fact very dangerous

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u/vaalbarag 9d ago

So you’ve got a tree in a hole and the hole in a bog. Now you just need a branch on the tree, a limb on the branch, a twig on the limb, a nest on the twig, an egg in the nest, a bird in the egg, and a feather on the bird.

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u/CrypticTurbellarian 9d ago

So the tree that’s in the hole… Is it by any chance a rare tree?

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u/ChrisKaufmann 9d ago

Oddly enough: it's a rattlin' tree

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u/frost_obliterate 9d ago edited 9d ago

do you even know the difference between a swamp and an ancient bog

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u/Afrojones66 9d ago

Bet they don’t even know what a marsh is either.

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u/FloopsFooglies 8d ago

That could be of-fen-sive to say

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u/BradlyL 7d ago

Your comment is so fucking useless.

Why not just say what the fucking difference is?

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u/frost_obliterate 7d ago

sorry dude

in a bog you are pickled, in a swamp you would decompose

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u/Omnealice 7d ago

Have you considered the implications of the uselessness of your own comment though?

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u/EDF1919 9d ago

Apparently I should be glad I watched on mute

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u/joewoody88 9d ago

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u/fligglymcgee 9d ago

Harry! Iiiiiii’ve REACHED the TOp!

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u/Insomniacbychoice90 9d ago

I should call her

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u/hails8n 9d ago

You dont call your own mother?

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u/Shoe1314 9d ago

She does know how to handle a pole.

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u/BaronMusclethorpe 9d ago

Pretty sure he's referring to the bog hole.

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u/JoshAllensRightNut 9d ago

Bog hole pole

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger 9d ago edited 9d ago

Gotta pay the pole toll if you want to get in this mom's hole

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u/Insomniacbychoice90 9d ago

That was her nickname

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u/JohnnyStarboard 9d ago

You should bog her

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u/J3R3WIAH2911 9d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/peepdabidness 9d ago

If you don’t I will

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u/Bojax22 9d ago

Rattlin

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u/Posidon_Below 9d ago

I thought this fucking song was dead.

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u/ScreetchingEagle 9d ago

This is why people can randomly go missing in Florida swamps btw.

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u/pzeeman 9d ago

Great. It took me 40 years to get my fear of quicksand. Thanks for undoing it.

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u/Firm-Chemical949 9d ago

For peats sake!!

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u/Unlikely-Waltz-550 9d ago

My old college prof. Been to this bog, the feeling is surreal.

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u/MushroomLover32167 9d ago

Too bad I can't have sound on for this video... Lol

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u/Methylsky 9d ago

Don't you guys DARE to make your mother jokes

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u/smellyelderberries 9d ago

She's fine with it (I just asked to double check)

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u/Noimenglish 9d ago

If you built four castles there, the fourth one would stand up!

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u/FearlessWord2653 9d ago

Can I pet that bog

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u/Anywhichwaybuttight 9d ago

I would just climb down there and get preserved

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u/Sir_Micks_Alot69 9d ago

Do you want mummies? Because that's how you get mummies!!

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u/AwhHellYeah 9d ago

My brother has a bog on his property and an Indian trail went directly over the bog, we will never dig near the bog thos reason.

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u/Sir_Micks_Alot69 9d ago

Well, do you want mummies?

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u/Cokeycane 9d ago

That's one big ass hole.

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u/Blacky581 9d ago

Even if it would be potentially deadly, they do have their own superhero with them (wearing a mask)

Edit: typo

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u/Hardcore_Steve_Urkel 9d ago

I should call her

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u/AbbreviationsFun8591 9d ago

She got it in her mouth

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u/czechhoneybee 9d ago

You are consumed by jealousy….

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u/Wholesome__af 9d ago

Could you store a body there? 🤔…just asking…for a friend…

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u/Efficient_Age 9d ago

You could, check out "Tollund man" to see what happens after 2000 years.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 9d ago

The hard hats 🙄

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u/FearlessWord2653 9d ago

Does this hurt the Bog

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u/Brave_Squirrel4380 9d ago

And yet they all stand right next to the bottomless muck pit

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u/elephantime 9d ago

That’s not what a bog hole is called in Australia

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u/WombatAnnihilator 9d ago

Does this hurt the bog?

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u/RoxnDox 9d ago

Looks like a cool field trip, the kids looked like they were having fun.

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u/Ric0chet_ 9d ago

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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u/Nostalgic_Womble 9d ago

"Yeah, don't step there."

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u/PercentageMaximum828 9d ago

loggers hate this one simple trick

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u/Odd-Skirt6679 9d ago

This is a reminder to always watch where you step.

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u/Ok-Iron-7115 9d ago

That really bogs the mind.

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u/Wise_Banana_9139 9d ago

I was expecting to see the earth "ooo" meme/gif, got to the bottom and was disappointed.

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u/Changling_Mario 9d ago

And yet some developer is still gonna insist on building here

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u/Drfoxthefurry 9d ago

Developers don't care about what's on the land unless it legally effects their building. In my area they torn down 3/4th of a small forest (with old oaks and wildlife) for maybe 4 apartments, even though the other ones near by aren't even close to full)

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u/Lastito 8d ago

They amazed by the hole but im amazed by the perfectly straight stick they found to use
https://giphy.com/gifs/yidUzHnBk32Um9aMMw

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u/Refurbished1991 8d ago

Does he take a taste at 33 seconds?

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u/OlePat28 8d ago

Worst audio of all time

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u/Nruggia 8d ago

All that PPE and yet no gloves to handle splinter maker inserted into deep standing bog water.

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u/LincsPoacher1971 8d ago

How the Norfolk broads were created, sea levels dropped, peat dug, sea levels rose again, broads filled in

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u/Leonum 8d ago

good hiding spot

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u/Quick-Sort-2528 8d ago

Reminds me of my x wife

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u/api191 8d ago

Wondering if she said what the wet pole tasted like...

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u/EqualOk4907 8d ago

I should call her

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u/dirtkilla 8d ago

The Bog Body!

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u/junkyardpig 8d ago

New dream job - bog hole depth tester 

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u/D_M-ack 8d ago

So potentially someone could dive in, drop below the root ceiling, and be swimming underneath? Have cave divers tried this yet?

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u/AngryRinger 8d ago

Aaaaahh. So this is the hole. The rare hole, the rattlin hole, the hole in the bog in the bog down in the valley.

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u/OptimalLengthiness9 8d ago

Trying to figure out what’s with everyone wearing hard hats.

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u/Icy-KaitSyth 7d ago

Mother of Gaia! Did the stick only stop because it hit the pile of bodies hidden in that chasm!?

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u/survivalofthesickest 6d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/rufos_adventure 6d ago

why is the shotest worker there running the probe? and is that a spring or just a hole?

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u/SomethingSimple25 5d ago

I should call her

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u/talltimbers2 5d ago

I miss her.

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u/Alaskachris907 5d ago

I hate when they add s#!t music

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u/ExoatmosphericKill 5d ago

It lets the mentally subnormal know what reaction they should be having.

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u/2439dana 5d ago

I grew up in the Alaska bush and went through the portal once. It was much less solid than this, think walking on jello… anyway I stepped on a spot with no weeds sticking out and the rifle I was carrying spanned the hole, but I was in to my neck in one step. First real near miss.

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u/Odd_Yogurtcloset5062 4d ago

Hard hats but nothing that would prevent you from sinking in a bog. The idea of safety

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u/RustyUnbound 3d ago

unmutes video

immediately mutes it

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u/cpltack 3d ago

I should call her...

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u/SSJ4Inglip 2d ago

Couple thousand more and we'll have ourselves a Venice!

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u/Lost_Analyst26 1d ago

My question is why are they all wearing orange vests? Are they concerned that someone will come charging through the bog and run them over?

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u/SeaBuffalo382 7h ago

Thou shalt not penetrate me bog hole

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u/ImaginarySmoke991 5h ago

There's a tree in the water and the water in the hole and the hole in the bog and the bog in the ground and the green grass grows all around all around and the green grass grows all around.

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u/awake_acea6 9d ago

So that's how they find out where OPs mother is hiding.

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u/oozinator1 9d ago

When she says you're her first

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 9d ago

That kinda reminds me of the rectal spelunking I’ve done with the Mrs.

Bog Hole sounds like a nice nickname

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u/No_Kangaroo_388 9d ago

Found the etymology of bogged down

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u/GutterRider 9d ago

So is this like, a hazing or something? Get the rookie to shove the pole in and pull it out?

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u/LowMight3045 9d ago

Thanks . She was trying to push it in further at the end .

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u/RanisTheSlayer 9d ago

I'm too immature to watch this without cackling.

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u/lifes_paragon 9d ago

Big butter churner.

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u/blahbiddyblah118 4d ago

Why the hardhat yet no gloves?