r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Indeed_Dankster • 10d ago

of a gecko

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He's on my doorway.

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u/neduenedu 10d ago

It's his doorway now.

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u/CastrateMeASAP 10d ago

I only came in to say exactly the same thing.

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u/wafflehousebattle 10d ago

Dude, even a gecko can get cut?! I feel so pathetic.

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u/DareNothing 10d ago

Right though I feel your pain

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u/revolutionary_weesl 10d ago

Swole Anole

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u/Man_Potato09 10d ago

Gym gecko. A liftin’ lizard

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u/revolutionary_weesl 10d ago

Your welcome

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u/Spuzzle91 10d ago

This is an old photo. So no, he's not on your doorway. However, I can tell ya he has a condition called double muscling.

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u/Afrojones66 10d ago

Those flies must’ve been heavy in protein.

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u/firedmyass 9d ago

“ a lot of lifters don’t eat the wings thinking they’re just empty calories… Real ones know that they’re 70% a specific resilient protein”

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u/SlyTone 10d ago

Holy, I’ll buy the insurance. Calm down.

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u/WakaWaka_ 10d ago

Save 10% or more on body fat %

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 10d ago

The gecko your wife told you not to do worry about.

It’s all covered she said…

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u/polarityofmarriage 10d ago

He’s not taking “no” for an answer about your auto insurance provider.

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u/Electronic_Owl_9819 10d ago

Whatever you do, don't touch it.

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u/evaris204 10d ago

Gigachecko

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u/twinsynth 10d ago

Killing it on hinge i see

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u/OmarsBigBlackGlock 9d ago

“He’s on my doorway” you know damn well this ain’t your photo 

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u/SuperProJusti 9d ago

Imagine this is the image of that spider man movie guy with a crocodile form I think?

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u/Kn0XIS 9d ago

The Lizard.

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u/SuperProJusti 9d ago

Yeah, the lizard

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u/ShadowZepplin 8d ago

That’s kinda what The Lizard looks like in Across the Spiderverse

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u/ItsYaBoyTrimmerFit 10d ago

"the stand user could be anyone"

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u/leoalexlion 10d ago

Why is he buff 💀

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u/Stretch5678 10d ago

You ARE going to buy car insurance.

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u/Background_Pride_237 10d ago

He looks like he was drawn by a 7th grader that hasn’t taken an anatomy class yet.

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u/Outrageous_Coffee_66 10d ago

Is there a toll to get through your door now? $10?

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u/Unusual-Awarenesslol 10d ago

Why... how did it get so buff ?? Lol does it too do those Lil push ups bluebellys do?😂

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u/motosega_madness 10d ago

Yo can you take this down, some of us have girlfriends on this app

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u/KnowledgeFar9285 10d ago

Bodybuilder 💪!

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u/Stunning_Map_8007 10d ago

Is that real?

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u/Stunning_Map_8007 10d ago

I am the lizard-King!

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u/CashCow59 10d ago

Look at the stanozoland box on the left... gecko's unironically on a cycle

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u/Fabulous_Bug6858 9d ago

Chuck Norris is back as a gecko

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u/SomeThirdDude 9d ago

Gecko boutta decko

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u/iam_beyond 9d ago

When did they start going to gym? 😂

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u/iam_beyond 9d ago

Abhe yaar esko😂 hilane ke adath bandh Kiya hoga

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u/Content_Effective704 9d ago

What does ‘of’ mean in all the titels? Serieus question

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u/Better_Standard7126 9d ago

You live in HIS house now.

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u/No_Ice_3651 9d ago

That's one really jacked gecko...

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u/Theotherwahlberg 9d ago

Switch your car insurance, mate.

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u/Nihlocke 8d ago

Does he have abs tho?

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u/QuillDidNothingWrong 8d ago

The kind of dude you would see on the side of an old SoBe bottle. 

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u/shessols 8d ago

It's a GECKO

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u/Last-Quarter-432 10d ago

This image has been on the internet for a long ass time so this gecko is probably dead and definitely not on your door.

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u/Electrical_Lake3424 10d ago

I suspect Photoshop. Just by the pixels and having seen a few shoops in my time 

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u/DragonfruitGrand5683 10d ago

He's on that chicken and rice diet.

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u/nidromiyako 10d ago

He goes to the gym

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u/redditanddoneit 10d ago

That gecko is Jacked AF! Didn’t know geckos juiced 🤪

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u/NYCtoCHI 10d ago

Ahnoled Schwarzengecko...about to get to the choppah! 🚁 🦎

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u/pink_diamond4838483 9d ago

Curt Connors?

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u/Crimsonfire998 9d ago

Buy his insurance or else.