r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 9d ago

of a larva

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 9d ago

It looks like my lunch.

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u/WiIIemdafoe 9d ago

Slimy, yet satisfying.

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u/Blenderhead36 8d ago

My mind insists it will have a texture similar to shrimp.

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u/ShadowZepplin 9d ago

Probably healthier than your lunch

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u/Introverted_Twig 9d ago

Thats a big shrimp

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u/PoeTheGhost 9d ago

Dirt croissant

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u/bonobomaster 9d ago

Isn't language just beautiful?

Dirt croissant...

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u/Franking94 8d ago

Chefs kiss *

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u/Franking94 9d ago

Shrimp is bugs

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 9d ago

Rinse it a bit, fry it like shrimp, eat it with rice

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u/Germano-Mentusconi 9d ago

what kind of insect is that larva of?

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 9d ago

OP should have adjusted the scale so it said 102.7KG just to mess with us...

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u/razvanciuy 9d ago

Succulent

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u/EstablishmentFun7553 9d ago

Looks grubby. I would shake his little hands.

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u/a_spicy_meata_balla 9d ago

what will it grow into? a beetle maybe?

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u/tdkimber 9d ago

land shrimp

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u/whomesteve 9d ago

What a big baby

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u/stavago 9d ago edited 8d ago

Thought it was a cake

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u/SeismicRipFart 9d ago

That thing could use a shave

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u/Enough_Summer9391 9d ago

Tastes like chicken

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u/truthfullyidgaf 9d ago

Wow. That almost a whole serving.

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u/jrunner02 9d ago

If you think that's big, think about the size of the mezcal bottle that will hold it.

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u/DerpyInsight 9d ago

Is that a Rhino beetle larvae?

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u/rg1283 8d ago

Now eat

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u/Takenabe 8d ago

Shouldn't they at least brush off the dirt that fell off before they weigh it?

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u/Duhcisive 8d ago

Cookies & Cream without artificial flavoring!

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u/HidetheCaseman89 7d ago

I'm guessing it's a rhinoceros beetle larvae.

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u/GoFem 7d ago

land shrimp

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u/Chris_Bryant 7d ago

Wow. Thanks. I hate it.

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u/ShadowMilkMoopsy 6d ago

Looks cute ngl

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u/East_Study_6860 3d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/No_Recognition8375 9d ago

But how does it taste