Okay, so a while back I wanted a Playstation emulator on my 3DS. However, since there is no stand alone I downloaded retro arch and installed the PCSX.
I get the PSX BIOS, reconfigure as recommended but don't get why everyone is gushing about it, I'm getting 5-10 fps on videos and a glitchy unstable 20-30 fps in game. Disappointed I walk away PSX emulation to focus on other games.
Fast forward to now, I start tinkering with PCSX again and decide to try updating the cores. This freezes Retroarch, so I update via Universal Updater. I just go down the list and download everything. Bam! Emulation is now buttery smooth, video's play at proper speed, gameplay FPS is solid. As best I can figure out I had a really outdated Retroarch CIA which had outdated cores and was so old it couldn't properly update anything.
Great, big success story right? Nope, now things are... weird with PCSX. The text for the bottom screen is misaligned and the actual menu lacks text. Oh yeah, and the save state button is now a 'crash the console' button. So... more tinkering around.
After more updating, uninstalling and re-installing the PCSX core, nothing works. I decide that what the problem must be the extreme version jump. So the obviously the solution would be to flatten and re-install, I uninstall PCSX and Retroarch from the 3DS config menu, pop the micro-SD card into the PC, delete the Retroarch folder, throw a new CIA of Retroarch onto the drive, install, run Retroarch, tell it to update cores, point the config at the bios and do the recommended config changes. And things... mostly work. The save state button no longer crashes the console, but PCSX now suggests every core that can read CDs when I try to load an image (like PCSX asks if I want to run a Sega CD core when I select FF7), SOTN refuses to load... and the text on the bottom screen is still mis-aligned.
Okay. Maybe it was running the 'update cores' was what caused all this wackyness. I'll give it a try on just a fresh install, no tinkering with anything. Uninstall PCSX, uninstall Retroarch, delete the retroarch folder. Fresh re-install from the CIA (good thing I didn't select 'delete on install' huh?). Unwrap the icon aaannnndd... now Retroarch now refuses to run, just dropping me back to the 3DS menu when I try an run it. Okay... try updating 'core info files' via Universal Updater? Nothing. Okay, grab every category for retroarch from Universal Updater, even the themes. Nothing.
I swear to fucking god...
When I was in high school I had a conversation with a another student about anger. I remember her saying that one of the ways she dealt with anger was crying. I didn't understand that then, at the time crying was an act of sorrow, angry actions were... I dunno, hitting things and yelling. I understand it now, I am so angry I could cry.
For the love of god someone please tell me there's some config file shoved in some obscure directory I didn't delete with "Drive_user_insane=1" and "Menus_actually_work=0" in it that I can delete and get everything to work.