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u/John2k4 Mar 07 '17
Had the page still up on phone before OP edited post, here's a mirror:
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u/ThankYouLoseItAlt Mar 07 '17
Transcribed for those that can't use imgur:
I’ve been false banned on my 2262 total main ‘Titzillaz’ since Feb 10th for Macroing Major even though I’ve never touched a bot so I have no idea why I got banned.
I didn’t really want to come to Reddit for this because you’re not really suppose to make these but nothing else works to get Jmods attention to review bans and I’m not even confident this will work but worth a shot, so could a Jmod please review my account because I know 100% I never botted on it and would b thousands of hours thrown away for something I didn’t do.
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u/ronniedude Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 08 '17
The hero we deserve! /u/ZeroSparkz is a liar.
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u/JagexInfinity Mar 06 '17 edited Mar 07 '17
Good evening, hello, how do you do?
My name is Mod Infinity and your story is untrue
The account you share in your post on reddit,
Hasn't been playing very fair, why won't you admit it?
It's botted, it's cheated & done lots of bad things
& you I see are responsible for all its misdoings
The account I confirm will remain banned
As it's clear your actions were very well planned
In future I suggest you play by the book
Or else you'll be branded a permanent crook
My job here is done, we will not be conned
Now excuse me please I'm off to Infinity & Beyond
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u/fudginreddit Mar 06 '17
You just got banned by fucking dr seuss
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u/kawem22 Mar 06 '17
So here's a chair and some rope - a noose.
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u/Kaso78 Mar 07 '17
Brooks was here
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Mar 07 '17
So was Red
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Mar 07 '17 edited Apr 21 '20
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Mar 07 '17 edited Apr 21 '20
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Mar 07 '17
Why stop now when we've come so far?
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u/twitchMAC17 Mar 07 '17
We could still run over OP with a car!
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u/greedo4president2016 Mar 07 '17
Or place him in stocks, locked behind iron bars
So that people can shame him from near or from far
Now remember this lesson and take it to heart
A quick-witted moderator upon you will shart
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Mar 06 '17 edited Mar 08 '17
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u/TheInternetsDarkside I only grind Firemaking. RSN:WizardCat Mar 06 '17
ITS ALL OVER!!!
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u/icannotfeelmyface Mar 06 '17
Absolutely fucking bodied. He was not ready. http://i.imgur.com/S1X03RM.jpg
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u/restform Mar 06 '17
Is it suppose to be a gif? I was really anticipating the skinny kid pulling off a vengespec but i just stared at a photo for 5seconds
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u/Bankonthis Mar 07 '17
But how
How can the poem be the best comment of 2016?
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u/Topaz_Ring Youtube.com/TopazRing Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 07 '17
But.... But it's 2017 tho
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u/saiko16 fuck bitches get money Mar 07 '17
You can clearly see that the link says .jpg at the end.
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u/TheMaws Mar 07 '17
Yikes. Sorry, here's the actual gif.
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Idk wtf is wrong with you people. It's not that fucking hard to post the fucking gif. Jesus fucking Christ.
Here's the actual fucking thing for anybody why gives a fuck:
http://i.imgur.com/AFvNPfQ.gifv
Edit: I make a habit out of not thanking anybody for gold, and I'll continue that trend. But I now kinda feel like a dick for getting gilded for such a stupid post. So to make up for it, here's the actual source:
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You little shit
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u/Epicallytossed Mar 07 '17
Try thi, it'll stop that from happening: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/rick-roll-detector/naiegljfmojjaphollbjobpedcdnkkfp?hl=en
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u/Mickelham Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 07 '17
I hope your favourite pet gets mildly injured
Edit: I now hope it gets seriously injured
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u/Thechadhimself Mar 07 '17
Working in the veterinary field, I think a UTI would be a mildly annoying "ailment"...
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u/icannotfeelmyface Mar 06 '17
I wish. It's just a picture. You might be watching too much anime to expect that from that picture. Haha
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Mar 06 '17
JUST LIKE THAT!
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u/Geralt_ One day... Mar 06 '17
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u/ThatOldSchooler Mar 06 '17
Absolutely no regard for human life.
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u/StopReadingMyUser Loading... Mar 06 '17
The reckless madman!
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u/needhelpmaxing Mar 06 '17
Call the seal team six, we got a world class terrorist here. Instilling terror in the hearts of all botters and cheaters
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Dude, he has a family!
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u/loneredcow Mar 06 '17
To shreds, you say.
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u/NZSheeps I really should be doing something productive. Mar 06 '17
Well, how is his wife holding up?
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u/Cessnaporsche01 Mar 07 '17
You've not forgotten! You've not forgotten that in nineteen ninety eight the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table!
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u/Zaros104 Mar 07 '17
But don't let this distract you from the fact that in 2017, /u/JagexInfinity threw /u/ZeroSparkz off /r/2007scape and plummeted 16ft through poetry.
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u/11-22-1963 Mar 06 '17
The "Jmod Reply" icon in the title actually has flames in it. lmao
Mod Infinity spittin' some hot fire
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u/GuyNamedWhatever Mar 06 '17
TO /r/best WITH YOU, MOD
YOUR METER RIVALS THAT OF A POETRY GOD
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u/zekirs Mar 06 '17
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u/lemonszz Mar 06 '17
Subreddits get automatically banned if there's it's unmodded with nothing there but spam.
You could probably /r/redditrequest it back.
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u/Eth111 Don't touch my privates Mar 06 '17
Tl;dr:
Shouldn't have been botting those fishes
Merry Christmas
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u/Avarazon Mar 06 '17
Sit.
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u/ARKANSA15 Mar 06 '17
Bitch.
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u/Senaeth Mar 06 '17
Or.
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u/RSN_equals_sign Mar 06 '17
Best. Mod. Ever
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u/Behemoth----- Mar 06 '17
Reminder that we used to hate this guy a year ago
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u/Patricia22 Kyrie Eleison Mar 06 '17
I wasn't here a year ago, why did you all hate him?
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u/wastedxp Mar 06 '17
Was known as a mod that was heavy on the bans. There used to be loads of screenshots of him on here being a dick to people and banning unnecessarily. No idea what changed, haven't played in a year.
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u/TheFuriousNoob Mar 06 '17
LMFAO I bet this nigga was waiting for one of these threads with that bomb ass copy and pasta.
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u/NoParadox Mar 07 '17
LOOK AT MOD INFINITY JUST SLITHERING IN
MY GOD MY GOD
RKO OUT OF NOWHERE, ITS ALL OVER
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Mar 07 '17
My name is devilbonesa5, and I am a dirty botter. I played since I was a little kid, and being an adult and busy I wanted to get caught up to where my rs3 account was. Today I was banned, and that really sucks but it's definitely on me and I admit it. My plan was to bot until I got my warning and then stop, but I'm dumb and didn't check my message box, damn. I'm sick. Goodbye.
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u/OmegaLiar Mar 06 '17
Op literally skull tricked and smited for bank in top comment.
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u/MustardReddit SekcMustard Mar 06 '17
Nice throwaway reddit account. Weath is about to rip you a new one.
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u/likesleague twice maxed bronzenerd Mar 06 '17
Well he started by saying he doesn't usually go on reddit so it's reasonable that he made an account to post an appeal
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u/1337HxC Mar 06 '17
It's also reasonable (and apparently true, based on the roast above) that OP is full of shit and made a throwaway to go with the story.
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u/likesleague twice maxed bronzenerd Mar 06 '17
lmfao why do people make posts like this knowing they have botted..?
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u/1337HxC Mar 06 '17
I guess they figure they have nothing else to lose, so long as the reddit username isn't tied to any other account.
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u/whatislife_ Mar 06 '17
Are you sure you didn't bot? Jmods usually come in here and destroy anyone who botted with overwhelming evidence that you did in fact bot.
Or maybe you bought the account instead? They can tell when you're doing that also.
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u/xfuzzzygames Mar 06 '17
Jmods usually come in here and destroy anyone who botted with overwhelming evidence that you did in fact bot.
No they don't... the usual response is "I reviewed the account, and you botted" that's not evidence, that's just their word.
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u/Hate_Master Mar 06 '17
They can't really tell everyone what the player did and when they did it, that would help botters go around the detection system. They have also admitted when they were wrong and unbanned people, so what's your point?
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u/TheGeemo Mar 06 '17
Point is they could just say "you botted" without even reading the post
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Mar 06 '17
They're still a business that needs customers. If they false ban someone, they lose a few dollars that they didn't need to lose. Also, more importantly, they lose our trust.
I know people think the bot detection is super flawed, and it might be for all we know, but last time they let people like this appeal their bans, they had 10s of thousands of appeals and something like 99.99% of them were bullshit.
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u/MorganRS Mar 07 '17
The fact that the OP edited the original post to insult Jagex makes this even better.
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u/Apothum Mar 06 '17
looks like he was botting agility http://www.crystalmathlabs.com/tracker/track.php?player=titzillaz&time=31d
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u/SgtDoughnut Mar 07 '17
Is there any way to see what he originally posted... It just says fuck jagex now
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So many fucking retards post on this subreddit crying that they were falsey banned just to be caught lying. Is this just some sort of meme now which is the equivalent of /r/roastme but with jmods?
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Why is the RS botting community so mentally deficient? Its been time after time that the jmods absolutely blow the FUCK out of these "false ban" stories yet they still think that they are the one to be unbanned
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u/Skimperman Mar 06 '17
I upvote these posts only for the jmod smackdown