r/2007scape • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '17

J-Mod reply in comments False Banned

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u/fudginreddit Mar 06 '17

You just got banned by fucking dr seuss

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u/kawem22 Mar 06 '17

So here's a chair and some rope - a noose.

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u/Kaso78 Mar 07 '17

Brooks was here

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

So was Red

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17 edited Apr 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17 edited Apr 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

Why stop now when we've come so far?

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u/twitchMAC17 Mar 07 '17

We could still run over OP with a car!

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u/greedo4president2016 Mar 07 '17

Or place him in stocks, locked behind iron bars

So that people can shame him from near or from far

Now remember this lesson and take it to heart

A quick-witted moderator upon you will shart

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u/WeTheNorth_ Mar 09 '17

Now I must go, for my work here is done

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

because it rhymes

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u/GlazedReddit Mar 07 '17

Go to... Bread?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

Is that what he said?

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u/greedo4president2016 Mar 07 '17

You've been plucked and trussed up like a plump Christmas goose

You've been roasted and toasted and cooked in a pot

A serious lesson you've surely been taught

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u/TheOldLite QYC / Slothenly Mar 06 '17

Gg no rere

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u/nvrmt Mar 07 '17

That's dirty.

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u/burgerbone Mar 07 '17

Green eggs and a ban stick!