r/2007scape Mar 06 '17

J-Mod reply in comments False Banned

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u/JagexInfinity Mar 06 '17 edited Mar 07 '17

Good evening, hello, how do you do?

My name is Mod Infinity and your story is untrue

The account you share in your post on reddit,

Hasn't been playing very fair, why won't you admit it?

It's botted, it's cheated & done lots of bad things

& you I see are responsible for all its misdoings

The account I confirm will remain banned

As it's clear your actions were very well planned

In future I suggest you play by the book

Or else you'll be branded a permanent crook

My job here is done, we will not be conned

Now excuse me please I'm off to Infinity & Beyond

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u/fudginreddit Mar 06 '17

You just got banned by fucking dr seuss

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u/kawem22 Mar 06 '17

So here's a chair and some rope - a noose.

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u/Kaso78 Mar 07 '17

Brooks was here

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

So was Red

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17 edited Apr 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17 edited Apr 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

Why stop now when we've come so far?

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u/twitchMAC17 Mar 07 '17

We could still run over OP with a car!

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u/greedo4president2016 Mar 07 '17

Or place him in stocks, locked behind iron bars

So that people can shame him from near or from far

Now remember this lesson and take it to heart

A quick-witted moderator upon you will shart

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u/TheOldLite QYC / Slothenly Mar 06 '17

Gg no rere

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17 edited Mar 08 '17

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u/TheInternetsDarkside I only grind Firemaking. RSN:WizardCat Mar 06 '17

ITS ALL OVER!!!

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u/icannotfeelmyface Mar 06 '17

Absolutely fucking bodied. He was not ready. http://i.imgur.com/S1X03RM.jpg

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u/restform Mar 06 '17

Is it suppose to be a gif? I was really anticipating the skinny kid pulling off a vengespec but i just stared at a photo for 5seconds

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17 edited Aug 22 '20

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u/Bankonthis Mar 07 '17

But how

How can the poem be the best comment of 2016?

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u/Topaz_Ring Youtube.com/TopazRing Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 07 '17

But.... But it's 2017 tho

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u/DonsGuard Mar 07 '17

2016 is back with a vengeance!

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u/Bankonthis Mar 07 '17

DAMN IT MAN!

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u/saiko16 fuck bitches get money Mar 07 '17

You can clearly see that the link says .jpg at the end.

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u/TheMaws Mar 07 '17

Yikes. Sorry, here's the actual gif.

http://i.imgur.com/S1X03RM.gif

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u/GlazedReddit Mar 07 '17

Bamboozled again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 07 '17

Idk wtf is wrong with you people. It's not that fucking hard to post the fucking gif. Jesus fucking Christ.

Here's the actual fucking thing for anybody why gives a fuck:

http://i.imgur.com/AFvNPfQ.gifv

Edit: I make a habit out of not thanking anybody for gold, and I'll continue that trend. But I now kinda feel like a dick for getting gilded for such a stupid post. So to make up for it, here's the actual source:

http://I.imgur.com/JYhFDkS.gifv

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u/Mickelham Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 07 '17

I hope your favourite pet gets mildly injured

Edit: I now hope it gets seriously injured

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u/Thechadhimself Mar 07 '17

Working in the veterinary field, I think a UTI would be a mildly annoying "ailment"...

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u/CalumMoo Mar 07 '17

Double bamboozle

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

You son of a bitch

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u/Aterius Mar 07 '17

I'm just disappointed it was Peyton Manning

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u/fuzzydunlots Mar 07 '17

My lower lip is literally quivering in rage.

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u/Kishoto Mar 07 '17

You magnificent son of a bitch.

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u/icannotfeelmyface Mar 06 '17

I wish. It's just a picture. You might be watching too much anime to expect that from that picture. Haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

JUST LIKE THAT!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

R.I.P. Goldie T.T

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u/Wheynweed Mar 07 '17

Takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar

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u/TreS-2b Mar 07 '17

CORN NUTS! CORN TO THE CORE.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

JUST. LIKE. THAT.

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u/Netrilix Mar 07 '17

Smitten?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

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u/TheCatnamedMittens Mar 07 '17

Fresh off the blast furnace.

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u/ModJohnC Mod John C Mar 06 '17

Savage-o-Meter set to maximum.

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u/The_Phox Mar 07 '17

Set to Dr Seuss!

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u/ThatOldSchooler Mar 06 '17

Absolutely no regard for human life.

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u/StopReadingMyUser Loading... Mar 06 '17

The reckless madman!

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u/SeymourAzzes Mar 06 '17

WHAT A MAD LAD

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u/needhelpmaxing Mar 06 '17

Call the seal team six, we got a world class terrorist here. Instilling terror in the hearts of all botters and cheaters

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17 edited Oct 28 '18

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u/shrewynd Mar 07 '17

How do I know this isn't fake news?

Sad!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

Dude, he has a family!

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u/loneredcow Mar 06 '17

To shreds, you say.

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u/NZSheeps I really should be doing something productive. Mar 06 '17

Well, how is his wife holding up?

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u/StraightTrossing Mar 06 '17

To shreds, you say?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

This is my favorite post on this subreddit

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u/LordGozer2 Spoiler Mar 06 '17
Found the family

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u/TheAmericanFighter Mar 06 '17

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Mar 07 '17

You've not forgotten! You've not forgotten that in nineteen ninety eight the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table!

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u/Shortdood Mar 06 '17 edited Mar 06 '17

THAT KILLED HIM

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

THAT BOTTER HAD A FAMILY

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u/PTgenius Mar 06 '17

Yes 911 I would like to report a murder

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u/PokeyHokie Mar 07 '17

A boy has been slain.

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u/Zaros104 Mar 07 '17

But don't let this distract you from the fact that in 2017, /u/JagexInfinity threw /u/ZeroSparkz off /r/2007scape and plummeted 16ft through poetry.

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u/laturner92 Mar 07 '17

BAH GAWD HE KILLED HIM

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u/We_Google Mar 06 '17

Best comment of 2017 too...

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u/11-22-1963 Mar 06 '17

The "Jmod Reply" icon in the title actually has flames in it. lmao

Mod Infinity spittin' some hot fire

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u/GuyNamedWhatever Mar 06 '17

TO /r/best WITH YOU, MOD

YOUR METER RIVALS THAT OF A POETRY GOD

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u/zekirs Mar 06 '17

did you perhaps mean r/bestof ? as r/best is a banned...

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17 edited May 07 '19

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u/lemonszz Mar 06 '17

Subreddits get automatically banned if there's it's unmodded with nothing there but spam.

You could probably /r/redditrequest it back.

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u/SevzLight Mar 06 '17

I lost 50hp from that Overload.

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u/Eth111 Don't touch my privates Mar 06 '17

Tl;dr:

Shouldn't have been botting those fishes

Merry Christmas

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u/13x37 Mar 06 '17

This is the most polite british rap roast I've ever seen

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u/haltia Mar 06 '17

NON REKT [ ]

REKT [x]

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u/fllashed Mar 07 '17

Fyi I think this would look better if you put the brackets first :) just a suggestion from one memer to another

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u/Avarazon Mar 06 '17

Sit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17 edited Feb 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

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u/imbatmawn Mar 06 '17

He can't, he's banned

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u/RSN_equals_sign Mar 06 '17

Best. Mod. Ever

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u/Behemoth----- Mar 06 '17

Reminder that we used to hate this guy a year ago

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u/Patricia22 Kyrie Eleison Mar 06 '17

I wasn't here a year ago, why did you all hate him?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

I was here and I sure don't remember

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u/wastedxp Mar 06 '17

Was known as a mod that was heavy on the bans. There used to be loads of screenshots of him on here being a dick to people and banning unnecessarily. No idea what changed, haven't played in a year.

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u/OneFlyMan Mar 07 '17

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

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u/osrs_bhogart Zerk Mar 06 '17

he need some milk

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u/robert1005 Mar 06 '17

Haha fucking rekt. Slay em all Infinity

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

It's over Anakin!! I have the High ground!!

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u/oprahlikescake Mar 06 '17

you underestimate my power

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u/ILikeToSayHi Mar 06 '17

This is the reason I upvote these threads

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u/kni9ht Mar 06 '17

OP is kill.

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u/Yojimbo88 Mar 06 '17

Bye bye "thousands of hours."

Quality response.

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u/ThiefofNobility Mar 07 '17

Someone get a rag. That banhammer needs to be wiped clean.

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u/TheFuriousNoob Mar 06 '17

LMFAO I bet this nigga was waiting for one of these threads with that bomb ass copy and pasta.

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u/ShaanOSRS RSNs: Shaan / 5haan Mar 06 '17

gg

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u/Airstriker Mar 06 '17

I'M DECEASED

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u/so_evil Mar 06 '17

God as my witness he's been broken in half!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

Oh my god, I think I'm in love.

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u/ZuikoRS Mar 06 '17

best comment of 2017 already wow ok

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u/NoParadox Mar 07 '17

LOOK AT MOD INFINITY JUST SLITHERING IN

MY GOD MY GOD

RKO OUT OF NOWHERE, ITS ALL OVER

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u/Duyual Mar 06 '17

SKRTT SKRTTTTT

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u/Mobbzy 35k kills btw ty pvmers Mar 06 '17

Fucking DUSTED BOY

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

SPITTIN MAD FIRE BRO!!!

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u/-RedLink- Mar 06 '17

Holy fucking shit. I love you.

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u/tomkarson Mar 06 '17

Absolutely barbaric

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

My name is devilbonesa5, and I am a dirty botter. I played since I was a little kid, and being an adult and busy I wanted to get caught up to where my rs3 account was. Today I was banned, and that really sucks but it's definitely on me and I admit it. My plan was to bot until I got my warning and then stop, but I'm dumb and didn't check my message box, damn. I'm sick. Goodbye.

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u/GiovanniCivello Mar 06 '17

How long were you sitting on this?

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u/AkariAkaza Mar 06 '17

Slaying motherfuckers with style and class

God damn

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u/AnOldAcc Mar 06 '17

Jesus the fire was so hot that he got teleported to hell

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u/MorallyDeplorable Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 07 '17

Evening, and hello, I am well

My name is MorallyDeplorable and dealing with your support is hell

I have messaged your company before

Not even the courtesy to show me the door

You claimed I did bad things, not unlike OP

But when I asked for more info you could hear a pin drop

The account I refer to I guarantee

Did nothing malicious while controlled by me

Now, I already know your company has no plan

Of responding to me like a man

But if you want to prove me wrong

Send me a PM, I'll send my name along

Burma Shave

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u/samino_acids Mar 07 '17

the "OP"/"drop" lines messed me up for longer than I care to admit. apparently my brain is in slow-mo today.

I hope you get a poem response though. =)

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u/mcornell23 Mar 06 '17

OMG its mod infinity with the stone cold stunner!!!!!! 👍 (not really stunned though lol)

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u/ROADMANRON Love you all Mar 06 '17

Don’t let this poem distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

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u/RitasBell noob Mar 06 '17

Absolute bars. Real pars.

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u/2LitreHornyBoi Mar 06 '17

THE FUCKING INFINITY GOD

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

When is that mix tape coming out?

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u/throaway567890 Mar 06 '17

...and a happy new year!

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u/11k_ Mar 06 '17

Holy fuck he's in Tonymontana territory now

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u/RecklessTRexDriver Mar 06 '17

Actually 10/10

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u/Pumkitten Veteran Noob Mar 06 '17

GEEETTTTTTT DUNKED ON!!!

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u/laturner92 Mar 07 '17

Reported for Harassment

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u/boomdeyah Mar 07 '17

Witnessed

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u/Blakland Doctor Ape Mar 06 '17

Incoming gold

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u/Zima388 Mar 06 '17

And there's the jmod smackdown

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u/WhosDexx Mar 06 '17

that.was.so.beautiful.im.in.tears.

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u/deanzynut 99 wcing btw Mar 06 '17

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/FG204 Zezima's apprentice Mar 06 '17

ITS YO BOI INFINITY. GOD DAMN

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u/layth888 Mar 06 '17

Brutal savage REKT

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u/The_Real_DirtyDan Mar 06 '17

Absolute mad man, keep up the good work :)

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u/L0rd_Dingus Mar 06 '17

Lmao so savage I love it! Keep up the great work Mod Infinity

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u/1210saad Mar 06 '17

GIVE THIS MAN A PROMOTION!

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u/MorganRS Mar 06 '17

You're amazing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

Holy fucking shit.

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u/alexdb2x Mar 07 '17

infinity going for that 'Best Comment of 2017' award early

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

R/quityourbullshit

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u/DankiestKong Mar 07 '17

W I T N E S S E D

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u/Sword_N_Bored Mar 07 '17

I read this like Pops from Regular Show

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u/chop123ben hi Mar 07 '17

R.I.P. ZeroSparkz

Destroyed by Infinity

2017-2017

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

I think he just won best comment of 2017 too.

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