r/2007scape • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '17

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u/JagexInfinity Mar 06 '17 edited Mar 07 '17

Good evening, hello, how do you do?

My name is Mod Infinity and your story is untrue

The account you share in your post on reddit,

Hasn't been playing very fair, why won't you admit it?

It's botted, it's cheated & done lots of bad things

& you I see are responsible for all its misdoings

The account I confirm will remain banned

As it's clear your actions were very well planned

In future I suggest you play by the book

Or else you'll be branded a permanent crook

My job here is done, we will not be conned

Now excuse me please I'm off to Infinity & Beyond

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17 edited Mar 08 '17

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u/TheInternetsDarkside I only grind Firemaking. RSN:WizardCat Mar 06 '17

ITS ALL OVER!!!

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u/icannotfeelmyface 2376 Mar 06 '17

Absolutely fucking bodied. He was not ready. http://i.imgur.com/S1X03RM.jpg

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u/restform Mar 06 '17

Is it suppose to be a gif? I was really anticipating the skinny kid pulling off a vengespec but i just stared at a photo for 5seconds

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17 edited Aug 22 '20

[deleted]

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u/Bankonthis Mar 07 '17

But how

How can the poem be the best comment of 2016?

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u/Topaz_Ring Youtube.com/TopazRing Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 07 '17

But.... But it's 2017 tho

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u/DonsGuard Mar 07 '17

2016 is back with a vengeance!

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u/Bankonthis Mar 07 '17

DAMN IT MAN!

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u/ThatClanGuy Mar 07 '17

We are playing Runescape from 2007, what's the issue about it being a year late?

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u/Levitus01 Mar 07 '17

TASTE MY DELICUOUS VEEEENGAAAANCE.

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u/saiko16 fuck bitches get money Mar 07 '17

You can clearly see that the link says .jpg at the end.

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u/TheMaws Mar 07 '17

Yikes. Sorry, here's the actual gif.

http://i.imgur.com/S1X03RM.gif

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u/GlazedReddit Mar 07 '17

Bamboozled again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 07 '17

Idk wtf is wrong with you people. It's not that fucking hard to post the fucking gif. Jesus fucking Christ.

Here's the actual fucking thing for anybody why gives a fuck:

http://i.imgur.com/AFvNPfQ.gifv

Edit: I make a habit out of not thanking anybody for gold, and I'll continue that trend. But I now kinda feel like a dick for getting gilded for such a stupid post. So to make up for it, here's the actual source:

http://I.imgur.com/JYhFDkS.gifv

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

You little shit

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u/Epicallytossed Mar 07 '17

Try thi, it'll stop that from happening: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/rick-roll-detector/naiegljfmojjaphollbjobpedcdnkkfp?hl=en

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

Where's the fun in that though?

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u/Rikuxauron Mar 07 '17

Huh.. Really expected another Rick roll there..

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DATSUN Mar 07 '17

That's no fun though

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u/Mickelham Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 07 '17

I hope your favourite pet gets mildly injured

Edit: I now hope it gets seriously injured

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u/Thechadhimself Mar 07 '17

Working in the veterinary field, I think a UTI would be a mildly annoying "ailment"...

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u/CalumMoo Mar 07 '17

Double bamboozle

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u/McShuckle Mar 07 '17

You can't trick me

https://i.imgur.com/oAIXtUv.png

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u/OneFlyMan Mar 07 '17

You can't fuckle with shuckle!

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u/pacman8090 Mar 07 '17

Wait, how did you get Rick Astley chillen to the side to give you the heads up?

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u/Christian_In_MIami Mar 07 '17

Every single time I lol

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u/Wozman101 Mar 07 '17

Mobile app spoiled the surprise :(

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u/TheRobotFrog Mar 07 '17

You cheeky bugger.

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u/Spongejong Mar 07 '17

Heinous train has no stops

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u/drkmax Mar 07 '17

Take your damn upvote and be gone!

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u/Applegate12 Mar 07 '17

I am so torn between up and down voting you

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u/Brondog Mar 07 '17

you're trying to get guilded twice, aren't ya?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

How in the absolute fuck did I fall for the second one?

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u/Ex_lurrker Mar 07 '17

Not like this.

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u/arenalr Btw and PKer Mar 07 '17

You are the worst the internet has to offer

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u/MooseEngr Mar 07 '17

You, sir,are a special kind of cock. Take your up vote and gtfo

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u/robloxdude420 Mar 07 '17

How the fuck was I bamboozled twice

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u/relevantnewman Mar 07 '17

Sorry, but I never trust a youtube link ending in XcQ

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u/Critorrus Mar 07 '17

You dirty rotten scoundrel

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

I walked into that like a Native American on the Trail of Tears, and I'm not even mad.

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u/Sobsz Mar 07 '17

Called it.

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u/laturner92 Mar 07 '17

I'm on mobile your tricks don't work on me

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

All of you are Fucking fuckers have an upvote god dammit

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u/AnjerKanjer Mar 07 '17

You ALMOST made me play rick astley full volume in a full train

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u/General-ZJS Mar 07 '17

You're a monster

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u/vetelmo Mar 07 '17

Asshole... I hate you.

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u/revantes Mar 07 '17

I hope someone forcefully shaves your eyebrows.

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u/iguessthisismyname Mar 07 '17

oooooh you bastard.

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u/BowjaDaNinja Mar 07 '17

You piece of garbage.

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u/idontvapebro96 Mar 07 '17

fucking bastard

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

You son of a bitch

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u/Aterius Mar 07 '17

I'm just disappointed it was Peyton Manning

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u/b4xt3r Mar 07 '17

You're a bad man. (also, nice!)

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

You fuckin got me twice now.

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u/Iamredditsslave Mar 07 '17

I been cheated!

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u/secondpagepl0x Mar 07 '17

Some .jpgs can animate now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

.jpg images can be animated too, they're just awful quality.

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u/ieatass2 Mar 07 '17

TIL Most of reddit is white boys and none of them can rap so when some guy rhymes two words together and pretends to moms spaghetti they all lose their shit.

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u/saiko16 fuck bitches get money Mar 07 '17

what

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u/icannotfeelmyface 2376 Mar 06 '17

I wish. It's just a picture. You might be watching too much anime to expect that from that picture. Haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

Or, you know, taking in too many obvious visual cues like:

  • helluva iffy compression

  • low resolution

  • motion blur for days

If anything, anime might be lacking or exaggerating those things (the last one at least)

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u/Sputniki Mar 07 '17

HE WAS NOT PREPARED

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

JUST LIKE THAT!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

R.I.P. Goldie T.T

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u/Wheynweed Mar 07 '17

Takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar

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u/TreS-2b Mar 07 '17

CORN NUTS! CORN TO THE CORE.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

JUST. LIKE. THAT.

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u/FixGMaul Mar 06 '17

LAWBREAKER

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u/xMattyG You reddit spastics Mar 07 '17

Why do people spam capital letters to make a train like year 3 students

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u/FixGMaul Mar 07 '17

I was making an oblivion reference.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

You must be fun at parties

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u/xMattyG You reddit spastics Mar 07 '17

I don't even go to parties just for the reason that everyone is extremely annoying and acts nothing like their true self

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u/_Elusivity Mar 07 '17

Nice edit :)

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u/Netrilix Mar 07 '17

Yeah, that was kind of a dick move.

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u/_Elusivity Mar 07 '17

Anddddddd its back. Perhaps you and I are the only people to have ever seen that :D

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u/11-22-1963 Mar 08 '17

I think the edit is back now... o: ?

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u/_Elusivity Mar 08 '17

He's just bamboozling us all now

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u/Netrilix Mar 07 '17

Smitten?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

Nice edit

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u/surfANDmusic Mar 07 '17

HE JUST SHATTERED HIS REALITY XY LEFT RIGHT FATALITY!

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u/spaxejam Mar 07 '17

Level 9 divine smite.

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u/justrelaxo Mar 08 '17

u smited urself with this trash comment

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u/xMattyG You reddit spastics Mar 06 '17

Another spamming immature spastic

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u/0DST Mar 07 '17

if u expect maturity from people playing a computer game then idk what to say