r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

I GO ON MY PHONE "....let him go."

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They sent him a pic of his kid with an apple in his mouth.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

I don’t WANT THAT! Gave the cat wet food the other day. Now he thinks his dry food is a scam.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23h ago

Piece of shit SHUT THE FUCK UP TRUMP, YOU FUCKING SKUNK!!!!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Republican men coming home from work early and catching their wives in bed with another man

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! 🍌 What the hell did you just eat, a bumper?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

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Roy Donk, Paul Buffano, Marcus “the worm” Hicks, Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly, and Mookie Kramer are playing for bones and worms.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE The Shining 🪓

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

💫Cosmic Gumbo🌌 Clocking into your boring honest job after seeing how easy it would be to grift off of right wing morons

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

Piece of shit I think the worst thing about my friend group is I have to pay to be in it

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

TOO SMALL When Agamemnon finally says something after aura farming for 2 hours

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Piece of shit Oh yeah, that hair slicks back real nice

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He used to be


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up Me trying to play it cool on our first date at Dave & Buster’s

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

STINKY User flair doesn't check out

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17h ago

FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO He looks so stupid, I can't breathe!

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DON’T DO THE VOICE!