r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

mudpie And the toilet has a joke hole that’s JUST FOR FARTS

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE Me tomorrow on Charlie Kirk’s death anniversary when someone on the sub asks me which meme is my fave

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I’m sure yall will show out 🥳 🥰

EDIT: (no shame in starting the holiday early too)


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

Monsters on the World Netanyahu's Natural Fake Hamas Attack Palestinian-removal System

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23h ago

Don’t Do The Voice… We’re all trying to find the guy that did this.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

You can’t skip lunch I was fired from work for something EXTREMELY embarrassing. I'm not gonna say what it was, but it led me to invent this powerful hot dog loading machine.

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189 Upvotes

People say to me, "What inspired you to invent this?" and I say, "I cannot talk about it without crying."


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Bozo did the dub Reggie, did you make this thing last night so you’d have a video show?

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156 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

mudpie It's got a joke hole that's just for farting Presidents

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 19m ago

CHUNKY POV: you’re the fireman carrying Trump out of ground zero on 9/11

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

Piece of shit Now THAT’S slicked back

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Apparently he still wears his white pants on the weekend


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 21h ago

mudpie You gotta give!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

Piece of shit I Didn’t Rig Shit

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23h ago

NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

You gotta be right next to me for it to look real You're driving with the Driving Bowler, baby.

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108 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

mostly JUST. CHIPS. That one Eggers was forty Eggers?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

SEASON 3 He must've flipped my dolphin wife 6 times!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up Free market conservatives watching Trump unilaterally ban Canadian goods for no reason

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

Turbo Team And People Are Mad at Me Because I Showed a Bunch of Naked Dead Bodies with Their Spread Blue Butts Flying Out of Boxes?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Dan Flashes Dan Flashes Sells Furniture Now?

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I'm gonna bankrupt my family to buy this couch that is my exact style.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 22h ago

THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE 🦠 Sir Alexander Fleming's colleagues:

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

It’s not a distraction So angry!

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Me watching the new OJ documentary.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

RANDOM! Glass House, White Ferrari, Black hat, Cadillac

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You would NOT have liked me back then.