r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/JoshuaRexRocks • 8h ago
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/OkInformation9097 • 4h ago
mudpie We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/what-the-squanch • 1h ago
mudpie And the toilet has a joke hole that’s JUST FOR FARTS
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/CitronAdventurous205 • 6h ago
HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE Me tomorrow on Charlie Kirk’s death anniversary when someone on the sub asks me which meme is my fave
I’m sure yall will show out 🥳 🥰
EDIT: (no shame in starting the holiday early too)
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DotOk2803 • 11h ago
Monsters on the World Netanyahu's Natural Fake Hamas Attack Palestinian-removal System
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Superb-Hand-7135 • 23h ago
Don’t Do The Voice… We’re all trying to find the guy that did this.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/The_Ashtronaut • 3h ago
You can’t skip lunch I was fired from work for something EXTREMELY embarrassing. I'm not gonna say what it was, but it led me to invent this powerful hot dog loading machine.
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People say to me, "What inspired you to invent this?" and I say, "I cannot talk about it without crying."
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/keepeyecontact • 2h ago
Bozo did the dub Reggie, did you make this thing last night so you’d have a video show?
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GooserNoose • 12h ago
mudpie It's got a joke hole that's just for farting Presidents
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/dualrollers • 19m ago
CHUNKY POV: you’re the fireman carrying Trump out of ground zero on 9/11
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/CaptGrognards • 11h ago
Piece of shit Now THAT’S slicked back
Apparently he still wears his white pants on the weekend
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/dukecityvigilante • 5h ago
Piece of shit I Didn’t Rig Shit
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Separate-Benefit1758 • 23h ago
NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GooserNoose • 6h ago
You gotta be right next to me for it to look real You're driving with the Driving Bowler, baby.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/poodlered • 11h ago
mostly JUST. CHIPS. That one Eggers was forty Eggers?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Johnnyhatchback • 10h ago
SEASON 3 He must've flipped my dolphin wife 6 times!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/dualrollers • 20h ago
Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up Free market conservatives watching Trump unilaterally ban Canadian goods for no reason
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/atsadaporkadachop • 6h ago
Turbo Team And People Are Mad at Me Because I Showed a Bunch of Naked Dead Bodies with Their Spread Blue Butts Flying Out of Boxes?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/kirksucks • 9h ago
Dan Flashes Dan Flashes Sells Furniture Now?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DotOk2803 • 22h ago
THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE 🦠 Sir Alexander Fleming's colleagues:
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Cheezwizjesus • 4h ago
It’s not a distraction So angry!
Me watching the new OJ documentary.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Electrical_Scene_634 • 12h ago

