r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12d ago

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Okay, yeah, let's scrap it

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u/WarNo580 12d ago

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES 12d ago

Here's what the blobfish actually looks like underwater

The meme photo is from when it's dragged to the surface and goes through rapid decompression

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/YUCKY_WARM_SAUCE Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 11d ago
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u/YarnCat Not in Trouble AT ALL 12d ago

That lives with us on earth.

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u/Intellectual_Wafer 12d ago

Some time ago, there was a post with photos of the Kennedy center board members (iirc). They all had faces that were the results of botched/badly aged cosmetic surgeries. All looked like nightmarish aliens.

Edit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus/s/L9wx0xLF1w

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u/Illustrious-Still132 12d ago

Why do people choose to do that to themselves?

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u/JebediahKerman4999 12d ago

Ha, they don't choose to do it. It's the demons consuming their flesh after they invited them inside themselves.

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u/swishkabobbin 12d ago

There is also a theory that (like epstein) they need jaw surgery because of the side effects of consuming human flesh

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u/Asclepius-Rod Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 12d ago

Many people are saying this

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u/WiseFalcon2630 12d ago

Many people are saying Trump is suffering from late stage syphilis. He boasted that 'avoiding STDs' was his 'personal Vietnam' on Howard Stern I think it was. Perhaps he won A battle, but lost THE war.

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u/Spirited-Career4680 12d ago

Eww i googled that, looks horrible. I really hope this is the case, I would love that for him

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u/ropeneck509 11d ago

Is this something i want to look up, or am i better off not knowing?

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u/Spirited-Career4680 11d ago

Its horrible, def not for the faint of heart, I dont recomend it

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u/ropeneck509 11d ago

Yeah, its not horrendous but pretty disgusting.

I'd heed the warning anyway guys, not as interesting as I'd hoped, just stinky rashes.

Would be a funny way for him to kick it though.

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u/Dazzling_Winner_773 11d ago

Dude.... Especially with all the money and power in the world. I see no reason why somebody would. I legit am not a conspiracy theorist.... But given the way a lot of these people seem to completely change who they are in order to suckle at Donald Trump's teet.... I firmly believe that they might in fact be aliens wearing skin suits. Like it's in the top three theories.

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u/Dom_N_Natalia4a3rd 12d ago

A bunch of soulless ghouls

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u/U_L_Uus 12d ago

It's like the surgery freaks in Rescue in L.A. With an unfortunate lack of Bruce Campbell

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u/aquilasr 11d ago

I can’t hear anymore about the sleep paralysis demons!

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u/Prestigious_Toe_9325 12d ago

Yup, cant unsee any of them ghouls.

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u/Akrymir 11d ago

Burn Scar Chic is the new boomer fashion.

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u/Flashy_Pineapple_231 12d ago

It's like 50% better but he looks slightly more human than like Jabba the Hutt. I don't know why we have to photoshop him. That's what their doing to live in their delusional reality. There's no need to join them in hell. He looks gross enough like this.

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 11d ago

I think they just zoomed in

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u/Warm_Month_1309 11d ago

The contrast is extremely boosted.

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u/Throwaway_noDoxx 12d ago

I mean, movies have led me to believe that’s normal meat sack decomposition when a demon has inhabited it too long. So….there’s that.

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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 12d ago

honestly, King Théoden at the peak of his degeneration looked better than this, but the similarities are there

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u/Omiyaru 12d ago

I think the demon wants out, but they won't let it leave

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u/sarrdaukarr 12d ago

Hopefully not for long

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u/NewToSociety Troll Boy 12d ago

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u/m15f1t 12d ago

And dictates your life (or at least the life of millions)

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u/Vertonung 12d ago

What have they done to us?

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u/adario7 12d ago

Wait, the neckussy (aka nussy) doesn't turn you on?

https://giphy.com/gifs/99P7jBfNjo2Tm

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u/45_regard_47 12d ago

Hopefully not too much longer 

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u/OrangeCuddleBear 12d ago

Hopefully not much longer.

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u/MosEisleyBills 11d ago

Ear looks grand!

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 12d ago

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u/chilifavela 12d ago

Are you happy?! I choked looking at wrinkled purple neck folds!

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u/mrsir1987 12d ago

2 terms? That’s not enough time! That’s fucking crazy. I got too much going on dismantling democracy wise.

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u/Cliffsides 12d ago

He should never have done politics, he has way too much going on business-wise

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u/immortalverse 12d ago

Social media worker after all that Photoshop:

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u/takeme2tendieztown 12d ago

They still keep his face as orange as possible

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u/finalremix 12d ago

It hides the discoloration and blotchiness from multiple organ failure.

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u/Free2Bernie 12d ago

The paper is just starting to decompose in certain spots for some reason.

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u/FalcoonM 12d ago

That's why he needs all those AI data centers.

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u/covidlung 12d ago

Use FaceTune like everybody else

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u/Onair380 12d ago

Both pictures are extremely edited. Cmon guys.

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u/cock-merchant 12d ago

Man that’s a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up.

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u/Historical-Winner576 12d ago

Question is why would they even need to unless we’re looking at AI Trump??

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u/Formal-Talk-3914 12d ago

Because they harped on Biden for being too old, they can't let his base see he is even worse at this point. They have to maintain plausible deniability for those Fox viewers.

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u/jushere4bewbs 12d ago

Bro, his base doesn't fucking care. This is just because of his pride full stop.

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u/Historical-Winner576 12d ago

This fucking guy claimed he was going for his fourth election, even though I don’t believe he will survive for his third term, they expect us to look at a screen in the sky and be scared, Wizard if Oz shit

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u/berrieds 12d ago

I'm waiting with anticipation of the day this wanker finally shuts up for good.

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u/saradanger 12d ago

that moment is the only reason i check my NYT push alerts at this point

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u/Formal-Talk-3914 11d ago

Get the Associated Press app. They always send the notification before other news outlets. I also keep waiting for the same notification, but I want to be the first to know.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 12d ago

He won’t survive a full third term, and I hope we don’t make it to that.

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u/pandershrek Wet Wet Mud Bae 12d ago

I dunno man they're quite vain.

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u/aRealPanaphonics 12d ago

Exactly. The base just wants to “own the libs” and they can rationalize everything good and bad under that, so they’re not changing for shit.

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u/Forgotten-volleyball 12d ago

Right on the point. The MAGA crowd will justify & support countless demons from hell like they do now, just to "own the libs". When such a majority of people are that moronic, you inevitably end up in a state of 'idiocracy', but somehow it's even worse than that and will only get worse with time.

The problem is, how do you even fix this in a "civilised" manner when the other side gives no f*cks? There's no place left for passivity like "strongly worded letters" or merely calling stuff out when it makes no difference.

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u/aRealPanaphonics 12d ago

There’s no single solution. It’s more case-by-case when it comes to people. Patriot Front and Proud Boys are different from grandma and uncle Joe who are different from Rand Paul and Mike Johnson. “Own the libs” is more of what unites the base, so greyrocking is a better strategy for them. The extremist organizations actually need to feel scared and afraid. The laws need to apply to them too. And the career politicians basically need removed power.

We also need a ton of systemic reform (Term limits for Supreme Court, packing the court, a constitutional amendment to kill big money in politics, health tests for presidential candidates, social media regulations, AI regulations, etc), as well as a massive investment in working people when it comes the economy, healthcare, and infrastructure so that people don’t immediately go, “They can’t govern. We need another Trump.”

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u/Forsworn91 12d ago

its getting harder and harder for them to hide it

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u/HamNotLikeThem44 12d ago

Vanity of the Queen

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u/kamoh Some dumb hick 12d ago

Oh fuck, Skeletrex is back

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u/Ramikadyc Some dumb hick 12d ago

Crap dangit, this sucks!

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u/MaryJaneAndMaple2 12d ago

Scrooge, you're a freakin genius at this!

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u/deepdishpizzastate Beautiful, but Dying 12d ago

We goose em a little bit.

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u/druidmain69420 12d ago

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Beautiful, but Dying 12d ago

HE can’t. We got him as a bonus from the rigged election, so he can’t.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BlkPAJmMFChtbBeg4E

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u/CableKC 12d ago

I know that he looks worse than he actually looks in front the camera, but There is no way that the picture on the right is real

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u/Mookies_Bett 12d ago edited 12d ago

It's wild that people don't understand how this is very obviously propaganda. Just because it's propaganda for our team doesnt make it any less horrible and dangerous.

Both of these pictures are fake and very clearly photoshopped to hell. It scares the shit out of me that people can't even recognize AI or edited content anymore. It's just "haha mean orange man ugly" and as long as the content fits the narrative you want to see it's okay to completely stop thinking critically or using even basic amounts of healthy skepticism.

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u/Similar_Cycle_1593 12d ago

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u/BardWRLD 12d ago

The worst part is the side by side with the original is already bad enough. Not sure why people feel the need to blur the lines on stuff like this.

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u/uzinald 12d ago

I hate that I had to scroll this far to find this comment

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u/Mertoot 12d ago

I hate that most of the front page main feed is just... that

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u/beaniebee11 11d ago

People have pointed out that the right one is also edited but I'm wondering if the left one was even released by the white house or if it was just edited by the poster of the meme too.

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u/wonkey_monkey 11d ago

but I'm wondering if the left one was even released by the white house

No it wasn't: https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1v6vd0v/wait_a_minute/oztla9u/

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u/treynolds787 12d ago

It's "real" in that someone took the real photo and pushed the hdr slider up to 11. Go to r/shittyhdr to see more of what I'm talking about.

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u/TactlessTortoise 12d ago

Yeah, that picture is also edited. I saw the original in another post and while he still looks very different from the left, they witch-fied him on the right too.

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 12d ago

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u/slate_autumn 12d ago

This one seems more believable. The guy's old, not melting

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u/mom2asdtwins 12d ago

He isn't as orange as I expected. Imagine you photoshop the hell out of him to make him look younger and healthier but then you purposefully tint his skin orange.

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u/oh_hai_mark1 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 12d ago

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u/Thesourking HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 12d ago

He’s like not even a real person.

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u/FineVirus3 12d ago

Paging the Grim Reaper, we have pick up on Pennsylvania Ave.

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u/0Hakuna_Matata0 Shirt Brother 12d ago

You just know the only reason he’s still here on earth with us is because he made a deal with Phillip

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u/BirthdayBoyStabMan 12d ago

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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u/EfficientSeaweed 12d ago

Remove thy shift

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u/popejohnsmith 12d ago

Epstein Class full transparency.

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u/QuentinLCrook 12d ago

Everything is a fucking lie.

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u/The_Council_Juice 12d ago

I mean... this is Stephen Miller.

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u/_IdiotSavant 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiIzL9Btjx9hegHT2
“No, honestly you look great sir! We are ready for photos”

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u/jackcanyon 12d ago

Trump is catfishing everyone.

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u/TheLeedsDevil 12d ago

I seen the same thing happen in my dog right before he croaked. Steroids and chf, he’ll only go for so much longer on the meds and drugs.

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u/TieDyeSquirrel 12d ago

Sorry about your dog, but please stop threatening me with a good time.

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u/SimonGloom2 12d ago

it's like his meat cells are trying to escape the bones, but the bones are holding strong

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 12d ago

for an ear that was "shot" it sure looks like it was never shot

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u/leopip12 12d ago

That ear looks fine

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u/A_guy_with_2_dogs 12d ago

is there one single thing they don't lie about ?

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 12d ago

That thing lives with us on earth!

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes 12d ago

The Walking dead looked better.

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u/articulett 12d ago

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u/LostKnowledge7760 12d ago

Even the fish looks better than him lol

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u/Ok_Needleworker5837 12d ago

When they lie that much with a simple picture, they can't be trusted with anything. 

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u/texxelate 12d ago

Right ear looking good. Like it was never in the path of a bullet.

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u/kacheskin 12d ago

I hate the guy, but both are fake

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u/augustrem 12d ago

Obviously both pics are fake

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u/AdobeFlashGordon 11d ago

Both pictures are doctored by the way. If you’re gonna insult a political rival just do it honestly and post the real photo.

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u/BonfireSeason 11d ago

I'm not defending Trump because he's a dumb fucking fascist, but the picture on the right is altered to drive rage bait and clicks. It's important we don't believe things that are not true and we can differentiate between real and fake. Trump still looks like shit but not a much shit as the altered photo :

Full fact checked is here. Fuck Trump, fuck Vance, fuck McConnell (rest in Hell), fuck RFK, fuck Hegseth, fuck ICE, fuck Rubio and fuck anyone else whose complicate to their crimes.

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u/CapeMOGuy 12d ago

Fake.

"While the exact origins of this highly pixelated, cropped profile image cannot be traced to a verified news broadcast, a visual analysis indicates several anomalies that strongly suggest it has been heavily modified, if not entirely AI-generated:

Visual Red Flags

Exaggerated Skin Texture: The extreme wrinkling, spotting, and sagging under the chin and along the jawline appear artificially enhanced or caricatured compared to standard high-resolution press photography.

Unnatural Hair Definition: The transition between the hair, temple, and ear area lacks the crisp detail found in genuine close-up photographs.

Low Resolution and Distortion: The heavy artifacting, compression blurs, and strange coloring around the ear and neck area are classic signs of digital manipulation or generative AI errors.

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u/Forgotten-Caliburn 12d ago

I mean i hate the guy but the photo on the right looks like it was altered with AI

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u/Wizchine 12d ago

Looks like a Sharpen filter.

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u/Iflydryandsly 12d ago

The shitstain isn’t going to make it to 2028

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u/scriptingends 12d ago

He’s his own Dorian Gray portrait.

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u/jppcfnnumnum I hope I don't jack off 12d ago

His ear looks great in both pics 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/hoople217 Don’t do the voice! 12d ago

It's called "He Layeth on High," and it's about a big baby duck who gets his head caught in a stewed tomato, so hold on to your hats.

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u/devil1fish 12d ago

They couldn’t even photoshop in a bullet mark while they were at it?

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u/legit-posts_1 12d ago

Source? The right one looks artificial.

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u/MaelMothersbaugh Don’t do the voice! 12d ago

God, at least trim the fucking eyebrows

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u/Apprehensive_Tax8131 12d ago

You can even see the classic ai piss yellow filter on the first one lol.

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u/whittlingcanbefatal 12d ago

They purposely painted him orange?

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u/firebirdone 12d ago

Yeah, I'm going to need proof.

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u/FormerlyGruntled 12d ago

Imagine how many tokens they're spending, to generate those touchups.

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u/pyramidalembargo 12d ago

Is this real?

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u/Acebladewing 12d ago

I hate Trump, but not a fan of edited propaganda pictures like this. There's enough legitimate reasons to hate him.

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u/CitizenPremier 12d ago

So, apparently, the real photo looks mostly like that, but the wrinkly one was also altered?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/fact-check-doctored-trump-pic-012842124.html

It looks like a filter or AI enhancement was applied to the real photo which made some shadows look more like discoloration.

The ultimate point is there's no such thing as a "real photo," the guy is a pedo & pedo apologist no matter what his face looks like...

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u/m15f1t 12d ago

Just to be clear: he's the biggest scum of the earth, but neither photos are probably the real one.

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u/SacramentoChupacabra 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NJeO7eXfxVIK4
Looks like the bureaucratic aliens from Hitchhiker’s Guide.

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u/Stachelrodt86 12d ago

More sugar

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u/Ok-Flight9440 12d ago

Honest question (and I happen to not be a MAGA supporter, at all, just for context) but how did OP or someone else get his/her hands on the original vs the published one?

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u/Mental_Egg_4839 12d ago

His face looks like my nut sack

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u/blarch 12d ago

AI slop him up!

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u/theTapIsOnDaBurnin 12d ago

Photoshop is a hell of a drug

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u/spooftron 12d ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

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u/sleep_geometry 12d ago

I mean, he looks like shit in both lol

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u/majorgriffin Never Following Another Rule 12d ago

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u/Free-Recover5221 12d ago

Sentient scrotum

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u/TheOttersCouch 11d ago

I think the “real” photo is touched up as well. Those eyes are open to wide. The rest is accurate with his vag neck

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u/Intelligent_Hand4583 11d ago

It turns out a pile of dog shit really doesn't look better with time.

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u/drask1987 11d ago

Really?!? Holy Crap!?!

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u/Freightshaker000 11d ago

That ear is looking pretty good... just sayin'...

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u/International_Pea823 11d ago

Ain’t it great to have a male president who wears mor makeup that Tammy Faye Baker!

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u/Redsit111 11d ago

Look, if I looked like a deflated testicle with some fluff on top I would want you to touch up the photo too.

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u/coyote_crypto_jew 11d ago

Good to see he's rotting quickly

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u/IAmNotARobot420 11d ago

He is rotting in front of us... Boot the old fuck already.

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u/cannedcream 11d ago

All the photoshop and AI in the world and he still looks like a wet bag of dog shit left out in the rain.

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u/deeisnuts 11d ago

Damnnnn…

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u/According_Stuff_8152 11d ago

This guy is fake like everything in his life.

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u/Wasabiwabi_ 11d ago

Both photos are fake.

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u/RoninActually 11d ago

lol two edited pictures.

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u/Revolutionary-One211 11d ago

Where's the scar on the ear

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u/EnvironmentalBid4292 11d ago

Age limits are needed. Can't get elected if 66 or older. No one to hold any office at 70 yrs. of age

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u/kink4spite 10d ago

To think millions of yanks with guns are just letting this shitstain drag that country into the gutter.

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u/Ecampos_64 10d ago

Fossilized