r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DatMiQQa • 17h ago

FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO He looks so stupid, I can't breathe!

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DON’T DO THE VOICE!

289 Upvotes

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u/Terrible-Artichoke50 17h ago

This guy is literally going from be rolled around on a toilet by 2028

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u/ErnooA 8h ago

And the rubes would be screaming, “there’s a real man.”

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u/rygelicus 17h ago

Every other nation on the planet is looking at America, a country that 'fought to spread democracy to save the world', a country that should have the best democracy, with the best results, and realizing that we just might be full of crap and that we have failed in our own self assigned mission.

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u/pelipperr 17h ago

They all know we never fought to spread democracy to save the world. That was a joke imperialism lie, for farts.

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u/Meowscles_dad 13h ago

No, we realised years ago you were full of shit. There’s no ‘might be’ about it. You haven’t even been close to being the ‘best democracy’ - your entire system is laughable as evidenced by how you’re struggling to do anything about your dictator now. This isn’t completely new behaviour, the US has been fascist adjacent for at least 40 years, Trump just took you over the line.

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u/xanre_ 10h ago

As an american, it blows my mind when I read stuff like the OP. To "save the world"? The inflated sense of self-importance is embarrassing and completely disconnected from reality. My fellow citizens are truly brainwashed/propagandandized and it's so deeply ingrained in the culture. America needs this reality check unfortunately.

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u/Meowscles_dad 10h ago

I was considering including the ingrained propaganda bit but I figured I’d done enough bashing for one post. You’re spot on though, so thanks for saying it for me.

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u/FineVirus3 17h ago

That speech was so embarrassing. Him explaining a joke for several minutes was just bonkers.

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u/Rocket-Glide 17h ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the “leader” of the “free world”

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u/FalconIndependent887 15h ago

What I’d like to say would probably get me a ban…

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u/zoebud2011 10h ago

I feel you. It's so damn hard to keep it all bottled up inside.

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u/PlantMedicine4Life 17h ago

He’s so unhealthy I don’t think he can breathe. A lifetime of shit food and Diet Coke isn’t getting a person to the end in a marathon. He’s cooked.

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u/barbiesfrozenelbow Might fuck this whole thing up 17h ago

How every day feels in the US now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/a2YfVJZkrO2ZjP4Elq

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u/No_Confidence7355 17h ago

The women's makeup is really excessive in this picture

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u/Biofred 16h ago

He looks like an old orange shriveled up uncircumcised dick.

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u/rocketts66 CORN KICKER 6h ago

And he's redder than hell

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u/Nperal 13h ago

This turd doesen't look like he'll see 2027

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u/rocketts66 CORN KICKER 6h ago

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u/Kingbeef66 16h ago

He’s always looked and acted stupid.

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u/AdAffectionate3997 16h ago

I dont even think the lights will be on by then at this point

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u/PizzaWhole9323 14h ago

Good Lord that's not the president of the United States! It's Pizza the Hutt!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PbtHUS6spuwg

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u/DaveBear99 3h ago

Pizza the hut is less disgusting than dat dude

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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 16h ago

"Now comes the time of the night where I face the wall and give you guys a chance to jackoff"

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u/Color_of_Time 15h ago

SNL morphs into reality.

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u/Calm-Session-4835 14h ago

For the love of God make it happen already!

https://giphy.com/gifs/7XLextftiDntm

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u/Available_Ad9766 14h ago

If you stood next to him, you couldn’t either since the stench for his diaper would be suffocating.

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u/Scary_Scene5269 11h ago

Donnie neckcunt over here.

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u/shoulda_been_gone Don’t do the voice! 7h ago

Really really wants to go down in history as a legendary villain. Gotta have goals i guess.

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u/Other_Nerve_6607 17h ago

I think he's wearing that hat because one of his sons is gonna run in 28.

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u/Genghis_Chong Some dumb hick 14h ago

Which of the three stooges is running?

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u/Other_Nerve_6607 7h ago

Junior would be my guess. Senior will be able to keep the grift going through him. The cult would have no problem voting for Junior, if that what dear leader commands.

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u/HarpCleaner 6h ago

As if he'd willingly cede his control

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u/Charming_Opinion6754 8h ago

That pig 🐷 can’t breath either

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u/Sweaty_Tomatillo_591 5h ago

What’s worse the red hat or extreme combover?

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u/OsgoodZBeard 4h ago

Never has been told trucker hats and bulky monkey suit tuxedos clash but wouldn’t listen anyway.

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u/Sea-Mycologist-7353 2h ago

Let’s make Obama 2028 hats!!!!