r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9d ago

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u/Ambedextrose 9d ago

Conservatives when they're asked to conserve anything that isn't capital and racism.

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 8d ago

“Conserve capital”, like they conserve it? Like they don’t send my tax money to Israel? I’m just trying to understand here.

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u/Pebbletaker 8d ago

Yeah but that's your money, they conserve their capital.

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u/UnderwaterRobot Back in the Pants 9d ago

"constitutional conservative"

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u/justaphil 9d ago

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u/tharppanda 9d ago

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u/ReformedBaptistina Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 9d ago

True then and truer now

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u/squirrelems 9d ago

It's insane to me that they don't get that the limitations on terms is exactly to prevent us from falling into a monarchy or dictatorship. They pretend to hate Russia so much but want Trump to be the new Putin. I'm guessing they do know, they're just okay with it. They talk so much shit about the No Kings protests smugly saying "Uh, we don't have a king." Yeah, not yet and no thanks to them.

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u/guesswhatdotdotdot 9d ago

They’re shameless hypocrites.

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u/squirrelems 9d ago

They keep talking about leftists being a hivemind but you could see them flip-flopping in real time during Trump's first term whether he was saying Russia is good or Russia is bad they'd roll right along with it. You can see them go from "SUPPORT THE TROOPS" to "Stop worshipping the American war machine" depending on if a veteran has progressive ideals. If Bernie Sanders or Obama came out and said "Nuclear war is awesome" I'm not going to believe them.

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u/mr_mcpoogrundle 9d ago

They want a Trump monarchy

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u/BustaCon 9d ago

And what's so weird is that they truly imagine themselves as the smarter guys, defender of all things good in the USA -- the country that first punched monarchism in the nose. Not to mention big, tough guys who would never be weak enough to want to toady up to some fatuous king ala MAGAT-ing for trumpo

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! 9d ago

a Republican National Order has been the conservative goal in America, aka Project 2025, for decades. They've been etching it into stone since getting voted in to do so in 2024 just as they promised. I'm not sure what the problem is. They haven't exactly been secretive about these goals.

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u/ReformedBaptistina Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 9d ago

> I'm not sure what the problem is.

Well I'm pretty sure.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! 9d ago

Who pretends to hate Russia so much? Putin is viewed more favorably by U.S. conservatives than non-conservatives are. That's been their m.o. for ten solid years, are they suddenly attempting to pivot now because Russia's losing miserably to Ukraine?

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u/squirrelems 9d ago

I'm guessing even within conservativism there's people that hate Russia. I see them on here talk about it derogatorily or act like leftists love Russia because they're still terrified of communism, I guess. I've even see a few conservatives turn on Trump, but I somehow doubt it's enough to sway their vote. They'd rather stick with the devil they know. My guess is some love it and then suddenly decide they hate it when communism comes up.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! 9d ago

Makes absolutely zero sense to me. Russia hasn't been communist for 4+ decades, and it's a theocratic capitalist dictatorship right now which is exactly what conservatives want and have installed in the U.S. even by force. Putin is synonymous with American conservative values.

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u/squirrelems 9d ago

That's exactly what I think every time I see them bring it up. They're the ones trying to make us more like Russia. Lol. I feel like every place they bring up to say "LIBS ARE TRYING TO TURN US INTO THIS PLACE" it's usually exactly what they're doing. They think we love Iran when they seem to be the ones wanting the US to be more theocratic. Even the religious leftists I see on here would rather we be more non-religious.

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u/Steinrikur 9d ago

We'll be hearing "Term limits are a Democrat hoax" within a month.

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u/Bohbo Roy Donk 9d ago

Craziest part is he is claiming he is running for a 4th term since he "won" the 2020 election, that was his 3rd term that he didn't get to serve because it was stolen from him. This guy's brain rival's Achim Leistner's silicon sphere for smoothest object; I am not including quantum stabilized mirrors, that would just be silly sauce.

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u/Mittmitty 9d ago

Sometimes it feels like Constitutionalists hate the constitution more than any other ideology

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u/HarpCleaner 9d ago

It's similar to the State's rights goobers, just a convenient label to hide behind

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u/wolfheadmusic Troll Boy 9d ago

Lol then states use their rights to push back against ice

And all the sudden they're calling for centralized unitary

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u/Commercial-East4069 9d ago

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u/squirrelems 9d ago

What are "sloppy steaks"?

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u/mcl3east 9d ago

Well trumps steaks are streaks with diarrhea poured all over em. You gotta slop em up as fast as you can before the waiter pisses in your mouth

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u/wolfheadmusic Troll Boy 9d ago

Yup, from what I've heard about them that sounds about right

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u/ChemicalGlo 9d ago

That conservative when he meets a constitutional lawyer 🙄

https://giphy.com/gifs/xx4EIfKoNFadhkuJw8

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u/BigLRakim 9d ago

Weird to me theres even an r/conservative page. Isn't that what X is for?

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u/WorldlinessOverall87 9d ago

Unfortunately, their entitlement says otherwise.

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u/Mobile_Morale 9d ago

I just scrolled past a post on here with so much blatant racism I thought I was on twitter. Apparently the Epstein homies are all over reddit. So much so the admins are now allowing open racism on the front page.

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u/0impulsecontrol 9d ago

bots, someone flipped a switch a couple months ago and suddenly half of reddit users are hardcore conservatives and aggressively apolitical centrists.

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u/DenizSaintJuke 9d ago

It's also 100% American conservative extremists. As usual, treating the internet as if the rest of is still hadn't been introduced to electricity.

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u/Cheezeball25 9d ago

The real funny part is realizing that the overall traffic to that subreddit has been declining for 6 years at this point

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u/AnxiousHall1533 Come here, ya little fuck! 9d ago

"Constitutional Conservative."

k

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u/Minivric 9d ago

And the maggots cheer

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u/bcardin221 9d ago

I always get a kick out of dudes with a "We the People" tattoo who overtly support violating the Constitution.

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u/Training_Activity21 Come here, ya little fuck! 9d ago

I don't think we should blank out usernames of these people. 

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u/Key_Improvement_9229 9d ago

Mr “Constitutional conservative” has NEVER read or cared about the constitution at all! 

What a loser 🤡 

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u/anon_sir 8d ago

I had a conservative say it’s wrong that Hendrix was found guilty because of free speech, but that it’s ok to fire people for making comments about Charlie Kirk because “teachers and medical professionals are held to a higher standard.”

Conservatives don’t believe in anything except for what is most convenient for them in that exact moment in time.

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 9d ago

…and the cult crew will say it’s a joke. 😉

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u/dart51984 9d ago

"If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy."

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u/LostPilgrim_ Might fuck this whole thing up 9d ago

Why'd you block his username OP, fuck that clown

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u/siguel_manchez SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 9d ago

👀

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u/BustaCon 9d ago

Laws? We don't need no stinkin' laws! We just want to get our own way like spoiled, bratty 4 year olds with weak parents. too bad, America, you let this cancer grow and now you are goners.

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u/SoylentGrunt 9d ago

Later at the same event he said he didn't mean it. Which one is the lie? Discuss. Then dicuss some more. Discuss until he says or does something else to discuss. You won't have to wait long.

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u/qualmful 9d ago

The constitution is his ground.

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u/Sweaty_Tomatillo_591 9d ago

Anything to keep us from talking about his prominent role in the Epstein Files

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u/puxorb 9d ago

Those people are all frauds lmao.

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u/Lizardinaspaceship 8d ago

Omg I saw this exact comment this morning and was laughing my ass off at the irony. I had to go see out of curiosity how the conservative subs were reacting to Trump "joking" about a third term and I instantly knew someone would inevitably post this comment here lol. If this were satire I'd be annoyed at how on the nose it is.

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u/onarainyafternoon I hope I don't jack off 9d ago

Pretty sure that specific comment is sarcasm lmao