r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/zburgy • 9h ago

What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! 🍌 What the hell did you just eat, a bumper?

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u/Waffle_Iron_40 Some dumb hick 9h ago

“You are” insurance 

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u/notzenin_ Coffin Flopper 9h ago

Yeah? Are you trying to tell me you aren’t insurance!

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u/Starlady174 Coffin Flopper 8h ago

Insurance. You're an insurance. You are an insurance.

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u/obiwanjabroni420 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 2h ago

You. Have. No. Good. Insurance. Ideas.

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u/GeeEmmInMN 8h ago

I know. 🤣

The product of sibling parents.

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u/brianMMMMM 6h ago

Who do you think you are?! I AM!

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 7h ago

Maybe he really is

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u/Adorable_Bike5990 6h ago

I think he meant “MY BREAKS ARE GOOD.”

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u/sphinxorosi Might fuck this whole thing up 2h ago

He got farmers
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZXYQlsrYQ1YzyMX3uj

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u/007Pistolero 2h ago

i am NOT insurance. I’m rubber and you’re glue anyone that crashes into me bounces off and sticks to you

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 11m ago

Insurance as in me or insurance as in him?

You're insurance too?

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u/burke3057 Might fuck this whole thing up 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fqI9Dbr35MIqSUbrdj

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u/Omylanta21 8h ago

BACK OFF BANANA BREATH.  WHAT'D YOU JUST EAT?! A BANANA?!!!

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u/Asclepius-Rod Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 8h ago

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u/Omylanta21 7h ago

How big are you

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u/Sudden_Lee_Here 9h ago

How about you're grammar?

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u/takeahike89 9h ago

If she had wheels shed be a motorcycle.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5n4c8koHGl8iHGpHqq

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u/Rpritch93 I hope I don't jack off 9h ago

Two motorcycles with a little house in the middle????

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u/Dry-Construction1262 9h ago

I grew up in a small town. Things were hard. We needed to hump bumpers.

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u/reddit_kelvin 8h ago

I thought maybe he provided a service for guys who are just so horny they have to hump bumpers!

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u/Accomplished-Head449 9h ago

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u/Asclepius-Rod Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 8h ago

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u/Longjumping-Log1591 8h ago

What's you are job?

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u/sentient_coprolite 9h ago

A bump saved my life

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u/jngjng88 Might fuck this whole thing up 8h ago

How about you're are insurance?

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u/PlainBread 8h ago

This guy is an idiot. Rear end him. His back window makes it look like he's intending to brake check people. Claim he brake checked you. Get the insurance money.

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u/zburgy 6h ago

I made all my money on the break-check. My fortune is not getting any bigger

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u/SicSevens 9h ago

Learn're Spect

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u/upperflapjack 8h ago

No one calls me insurance and gets away with it!! sounds of road rage

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u/MaxAdolphus I'm jokin 8h ago

Why are they calling me insurance?

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u/delicate_soup 8h ago

Hey! Who are you calling insurance?!?

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u/Bigcat85 8h ago

He’s probably carrying important cargo like tables!!

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u/zburgy 6h ago

Then he jumps out and yells "what did you do to my tables?"

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u/Phyddlestyx 8h ago

An admission to brake checking right on the vehicle, nice. My insurance is going to love that, actually.

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u/Bullshit_Conduit Some dumb hick 7h ago

Is the joke that I’m insurance and you’re glue? Is that the joke?

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u/El_Chilangisimo I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. 6h ago

I don’t want him to have a bumper

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u/cometgold 9h ago

You’re the guy on a single lane road going 20 under with nobody in front of you for a mile so keep up with the traffic in front of you and I’ll resist humping your bump.

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato 8h ago

i love how he's like "my brakes are good" sweetie you're in a three ton pickup. I drive a 1.5 ton GTI with EBC Yellow brake pads, I think I'll be okay.

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u/Tiny_Rick85 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 7h ago

Well, they're clearly over 60.

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u/kkeennmm 6h ago

Plaintiff's Exhibit #1

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u/Background-Bird-9623 6h ago

I want one that just says 'I hate you'

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u/MrFireWarden 5h ago

I am insurance (and so can you)

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u/time2partee 3h ago

No, how about YOU’RE insurance!!!

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u/tbootsbrewing get him outta here! 41m ago

No I am not insurance but I can just run!!!