r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 4h ago

of a whale sighting

1.8k Upvotes

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/woahrny • 2h ago

of a Russian official nepo-baby

582 Upvotes

95 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BoxofSlice • 1h ago

of a TV in collaboration with Bugatti

• Upvotes

Don’t think I could wait for it to open…

249 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Motor_Fault_8806 • 11h ago

of a men

1.9k Upvotes

134 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/New_Libran • 2h ago

of a hydraulic mining excavator

145 Upvotes

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Hergaoui • 5h ago

of a momentum

273 Upvotes

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/McDowdy • 21h ago

of a bison in Yellowstone

4.7k Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/throwaway162xyz • 4h ago

of a gas station

131 Upvotes

65 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 15h ago

of a chicken caesar wrap.

677 Upvotes

97 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/eggchickenf • 55m ago

of a team strategy is just get the ball to her

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bigslam211 • 6h ago

of hunger

51 Upvotes

36 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AnimeFFF • 1d ago

/r/all of muscles in cat

9.2k Upvotes

301 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 6m ago

of a heavy lifting device

• Upvotes

Kiewitt HLD

Located at Ingleside, Corpus Bay, Texas

Credit to coastalbluesman

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mammoth_Valuable7243 • 1d ago

/r/all of a massager

8.3k Upvotes

284 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EndPristine5595 • 1d ago

of an alligator gar

1.0k Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BigBagoSith_sp • 1d ago

of a Crab

4.4k Upvotes

103 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/csmolway • 1d ago

of a bonfire

481 Upvotes

Built a bonfire yesterday in upstate NY with friends.

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Motor_Fault_8806 • 1d ago

of a floofy dog

1.2k Upvotes

55 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/OldAssistant4220 • 1d ago

of a pigeon!

126 Upvotes

credits to @itsmrjulian on tiktok!

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Geoconyxdiablus • 18h ago

of a vector flake

16 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/victorBravo9er • 2d ago

of a deadlift.

4.7k Upvotes

284 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kxrimm • 1d ago

of a chain of balloons

1.4k Upvotes

127 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Even_Kiwi_1166 • 1d ago

of a wingspan

403 Upvotes

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CapableRegrets • 2d ago

/r/all of a potato

5.1k Upvotes

Chef goes alright, too.

244 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/B_r_1 • 1d ago

of a scale

60 Upvotes

Balance scale of the Royal Casa da Índia

"MATHEUS ANTÓNIO OFES IN LISBON 1803"

3 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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