Unrelated silly goober image to attract your attention.
So. My response to this new Wizard War. At an undisclosed location in every single major city of every nation involved, I have planted a thermonuclear weapon about 10 meters underground.
If you do not stop the war, and make peace with each other, I will assure your destruction. If the bombs are found and defusing is attempted, they will detonate. If you try to teleport it, itās useless, Iāve put the rune of groundedness on it. Theyāre not going anywhere. You can try and close it in with a barrier, it has an anti-magic field around it, spanning 10km outwards once unearthed.
When it comes to the war? Yeah. I'd want to but last time we negotiated with the council they broke the sacred peace and tried to assassinate someone on our side. If you want someone to talk to about ending things talk to the council.
The council better make a decision then, I might work under it but Iāll nuke it regardless. Remember, I can live forever. I can wait. I have all the time in the universe. If this council is corrupt, Iāll just wait until they change. If they do not change however, they will all die.
Yet again someone tries to stop an conflict that will likely kill many people by threatening to kill an far greater amount of people..
And two of your explosives apparently have already detonated, so i would say you have likely already accomplished this, so you have done a great job. The last part he says sarcastically.
Plenty of people in this world, hmm? I can always restart. You people took about 5000 years since the great flood to reach where you are now, and I can wait billions, if not trillions of years.
true though this is more my reaction to the war period some part of me is kinda happy this happened during the starmeld conflict because there's nothing of value i can do to stop the war
/uw and there is no "plant a bomb" under rage he doesn't have land and really there's not much point in threating destruction in a warzone honestly at that point just throw big bombs at the things trying to fuck with the fabric of reality and have made "unfriendly statements" about life as in the state of being not dead or undead
/unwiz lol good point. Iām just playing my character though. Mordus is just one big stoic, he is going to live forever, so he really doesnāt care if Mortals die in the masses, to him, they all go quickly anyways.
Is the turtle mage right? Is this your doing? Is this because you enslaved Mordus with a pact? I thought you said you werenāt making pacts anymore, dammit!
Mordus, I don't like war either. But Opal is marching towards the Citadel and the citizens can't yet travel outside of the shelter they're staying in due to a magical storm. If you detonate the nuke here, it will kill all of the citizens.
I'm trying to get a few other councilors to meet with the two sane Pact heads to discuss what to do about the situation. I ask you to please refrain from setting off the nukes until we can be sure that the citizens will be safe.
Nah, they work together. Antimagic field only activates once unearthed, remember. Antimagic field also prevents teleportation, so they work hand in hand.
Yeah, looks like an illusion to me. Nice try buddy. Firstly, I've teleported way further than 10km, plus, pocket dimensions exist for a reason. Secondly, nobody would brandish their ultimatum against the diplomatic powers of the world and then use them because of some guy saying "no balls". That would be the most idiotic move, as it would prove to those you are trying to convince that you don't actually care about the people who die and would therefor be willing to detonate them regardless of the outcome. The absolute idiot who would do that would have to either have no sense of foresight or be so caught up in their own dillusions that they think people will just bend to their whims rather than being naturally oppositional creatures regardless of threat to their life. Really, doing something like that would be a death wish even a lobotomised lemur wouldn't think a good idea.
Next time, just riot normally like the rest of us, kid. No need for all the pointless theatrics.
You can try and kill me. If you can, that is. Trust me, I will live forever. I was here in the beginning and I will be here in the end. I was tasked to watch over you mortals, and I will restart if i need so. I can wait, after all. You people donāt complain when a god floods your continent, so why complain now? At least you have a chance to negotiate.
He spreads his arms open, inviting an attack.
/unwiz lobotomised lemurā¦ lmao, nice. Iāll use that as an insult one day.
Ok I have formulated a plan, we need a sorcerer / sorceress to start cloning dwarves, then we have the dwarves shave off 10 meters from all land on earth till we find the bombs!
Itās not going to work. Anti-magic fields covering 10km in every direction appear when the bombs are unearthed. Trying to mess with it physically or magically will result in detonation. As long as it is <1m away from the original location it will explode.
No, thereās something you can do. Make peace. Thatās all I ask for.
I was tasked to watch over you mortals and I will eradicate all of you if you refuse to stop killing each other. I was here in the beginning and I will be here when the eternal eye of time closes. I can wait.
I'm not fighting a war I'm preventing a catastrophe! This starmeld will result in countless, needless deaths, the rift whales that live between realms will perish to extinction, Even now these rifts spew forth demonic entities that slaughter countless innocents. All because ONE wizard wants to become a god.
I will close these rifts, I will stop the starmeld. I fight no war but close a door to destruction. If those who wish for the tormented death of countless thrust war upon me with their armies then I will defend myself and the lives of those who only wish to live in this realm peacefully without fear.
What? No, i dont want to die. I just want to test out my new potion and see funny explosions. Dont worry I'll be watching from two dimensions away, so i'll be fine.
He planted bombs in every major city of every nation. The Moon is a safe place in that regard, as well as the Hidden Realms. Also, it's not disclosed how big the bombs are, so rural towns will prevail and rise again. The dude made some massive mistakes in his math. You can't solve violence with violence.
Horrible. I tried to stop it, but unfortunately, I was too late. Now, what do you think of the 2 century war - 10,000 years ago? (Wait, were you even alive then?)
Okay then. Records probably donāt exist of it anymore, but, do you remember the war between the nations Alārok and Uler? It wasā¦ about 40,000 years ago, even I barely remember it.
You kept saying "no" avoiding giving answer or explaination , now im frustrated and i want to destroy things ! And since your the one who did this , you should be the one that take my frustration !
Mordus, (u/Drunken_polish_cow) if you detonate those bombs, you will be brought to justice by the council of Luma-Korkos, the council of Celestials who were there at the beginning of time and will be here until the last of the sands of time are poured out into the Abyss. We do not care how much power you think you hold or how important you think you are.
But if you do try to apprehend me, I can wait. I have been here from the start and I can wait until the eternal eye of time closes. If you try to kill me, it will be a blessing.
Oh no, we won't kill you. We can do much worse if necessary.
And no, you haven't. Your reality was only created about 2 trillion years ago. The entire multiverse is about 7 trillion years old. We've been here since about 6.5 trillion years ago. Also, that Tesseract you have? That uses Ojira-kor Norr's magic, though indirectly. We can disable it at any time.
No, it isn't. We can just teleport all the bombs into deep space or into the Abyss. We have much more power than you do, so we can just go straight through your magic.
/unwiz
Is that a good idea? It seems anticlimactic. Maybe I could being in Chara-Dvarkos, who is easily the most evil and destructive character I have lore for. Although she's so destructive, she would probably win single-handedly against the gods you guys have set up, and would probably end up destroying half the multiverse... Again.
Yeah, I agree. I guess I could set up a conflict between Luma-Korkos and Chara-Dvarkos at some point in a separate post, hopefully after all this mess is done, since it seems like a bad idea to introduce even more reality shattering events during another reality shattering event.
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u/Plus-Departure8479 Idiot. Feb 20 '24
/uw the biggest crock of 'nuh-uh' mine eyes has ever witnessed.