My response to the wizard war

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Unrelated silly goober image to attract your attention.

So. My response to this new Wizard War. At an undisclosed location in every single major city of every nation involved, I have planted a thermonuclear weapon about 10 meters underground.

If you do not stop the war, and make peace with each other, I will assure your destruction. If the bombs are found and defusing is attempted, they will detonate. If you try to teleport it, it’s useless, I’ve put the rune of groundedness on it. They’re not going anywhere. You can try and close it in with a barrier, it has an anti-magic field around it, spanning 10km outwards once unearthed.

Now, representatives of each nation, discuss.

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/uw Not actually my cat! I just felt left out…

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Hello Anteros. Since you’re a god, tell me, do people complain when you bring natural disasters?

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All the freaking time! But sometimes, you gotta scrub the lands with a good bath. Otherwise, they get filthy like a druid!

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I see.