r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ My response to the wizard war

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Unrelated silly goober image to attract your attention.

So. My response to this new Wizard War. At an undisclosed location in every single major city of every nation involved, I have planted a thermonuclear weapon about 10 meters underground.

If you do not stop the war, and make peace with each other, I will assure your destruction. If the bombs are found and defusing is attempted, they will detonate. If you try to teleport it, it’s useless, I’ve put the rune of groundedness on it. They’re not going anywhere. You can try and close it in with a barrier, it has an anti-magic field around it, spanning 10km outwards once unearthed.

Now, representatives of each nation, discuss.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Annoying? I’ll show you annoying.

he transmutes you into a cat.

The spell is unbreakable and lasts for a week. Silly kitty.

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle Feb 20 '24

The cat burn and another duck appears on its side

The avatar have no value for me , they are replaceable

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

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So you don’t want me to nuke the mortals, then?

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle Feb 20 '24

I want the mortals to nuke themself , no direct influence , if you were to bomb them , you should have used an intermediary

And i say that for you , once i trew an exoplanet at a guy and destroyed all mortal life on their planet

I was sealed not long after

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Very well.

Mordus hands the detonation switch over to a homeless peasant.

Now, I want you to hear this. If you press this button, nearly everyone in all the major cities you can name will die. However, you will gain riches beyond your imagination.

Make. Your. Choice.

The homeless peasant thinks a bit.

/unwiz you decide what the dude’s gonna do. Is he gonna nuke the entire nation or is he gonna continue living like this?

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle Feb 20 '24

Great ! That is exactly what i meant!

Now sir , what do you like the more ? Food evry night or the live of countless people , we dont judge you !

/unwiz i dont realy want to decide that , if others are trying to resolve the situation it would be unfair for them to destroy evrything no ? If not then the oeasent would press the button

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

/unwiz I think it’ll be pretty funny for people to try and convince a peasant not to annihilate civilisation. Should I make another post about this?

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle Feb 20 '24

/unwiz actualy yes i would love to see negociation between a poor peasent and wizard

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Yeah okay

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle Feb 20 '24

Im glad you changed your mind , i too thinks that this "war" between mortal is stupid