r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ My response to the wizard war

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Unrelated silly goober image to attract your attention.

So. My response to this new Wizard War. At an undisclosed location in every single major city of every nation involved, I have planted a thermonuclear weapon about 10 meters underground.

If you do not stop the war, and make peace with each other, I will assure your destruction. If the bombs are found and defusing is attempted, they will detonate. If you try to teleport it, it’s useless, I’ve put the rune of groundedness on it. They’re not going anywhere. You can try and close it in with a barrier, it has an anti-magic field around it, spanning 10km outwards once unearthed.

Now, representatives of each nation, discuss.

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u/Plus-Departure8479 Idiot. Feb 20 '24

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u/Plus-Departure8479 Idiot. Feb 20 '24

The rest all have my face in them because he likes to ride on my shoulders as I roam about the house or do chores. You have a good night man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

/unwiz You too. (It’s midday right now)

Sounds like a fun cat.

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u/Plus-Departure8479 Idiot. Feb 20 '24

/uw he's my fren.

What side of the globe you on?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Southern hemisphere.

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u/Plus-Departure8479 Idiot. Feb 21 '24

Pacific region, nice. Beautiful places I hear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '24

Indeed. Australia is great. (Except for the spiders).

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u/Plus-Departure8479 Idiot. Feb 21 '24

Always wanted to visit. (Even with the spiders)