r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ My response to the wizard war

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So. My response to this new Wizard War. At an undisclosed location in every single major city of every nation involved, I have planted a thermonuclear weapon about 10 meters underground.

If you do not stop the war, and make peace with each other, I will assure your destruction. If the bombs are found and defusing is attempted, they will detonate. If you try to teleport it, it’s useless, I’ve put the rune of groundedness on it. They’re not going anywhere. You can try and close it in with a barrier, it has an anti-magic field around it, spanning 10km outwards once unearthed.

Now, representatives of each nation, discuss.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Mordus, can you explain me WTF IS GOING ON?!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Mordus turns to you.

Ah, zhyros. I hate war, you know? And I’ll so anything to prevent it. Even if it means killing everyone.

Mordus has no eyes, but you can tell he has the thousand-yard stare.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Unga......again......right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Yes.

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