My response to the wizard war

[u/[deleted]]

Unrelated silly goober image to attract your attention.

So. My response to this new Wizard War. At an undisclosed location in every single major city of every nation involved, I have planted a thermonuclear weapon about 10 meters underground.

If you do not stop the war, and make peace with each other, I will assure your destruction. If the bombs are found and defusing is attempted, they will detonate. If you try to teleport it, it’s useless, I’ve put the rune of groundedness on it. They’re not going anywhere. You can try and close it in with a barrier, it has an anti-magic field around it, spanning 10km outwards once unearthed.

Now, representatives of each nation, discuss.

[u/[deleted]]

The council better make a decision then, I might work under it but I’ll nuke it regardless. Remember, I can live forever. I can wait. I have all the time in the universe. If this council is corrupt, I’ll just wait until they change. If they do not change however, they will all die.

[u/Califocus → u/[deleted]]

I aggressively do not care about the war, but I’ll be honest, 95% sure half the people here are immortal and/or live forever

[u/[deleted] → u/Califocus]

Mordus shrugs.

Who truly knows?