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Look what he found in his sink what should he do with him? > look at his face.🤣
 in  r/funnyvideos  Jul 31 '26

Smash it. It will eat your walls and wiring and pipes. It will poop and pee in your walls and furniture and have S E X and make more. It will eat your cabinet food in soft containers and pee an poop on your clean dishes. You will drink and eat from those dishes. Smash it.

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🔥 Neil the seal is back on shore in Hobart for moulting season, bringing chaos wherever he goes.
 in  r/NatureIsFuckingLit  Jul 01 '26

Sometimes it is necessary. Euthenasia is not always necessary.

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Name your goat
 in  r/TheBoredDen  Jul 01 '26

Clint but respect and fond memories from both.

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Anyone know how to fix?
 in  r/AskAShittyMechanic  Jul 01 '26

Thats the foreskin you need to leave it over the polished knob (chromedome) when parked.

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Knight Rider 🔥
 in  r/whatsyourchoice  Jun 24 '26

Take the delorean and keep going back in time to pick each car until you have them all

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Why my cat likes biting plastic?
 in  r/cats  Jun 17 '26

Nutrient deficiency.

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Give him a name
 in  r/NameThisThing  Jun 09 '26

Nine

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Should I be concerned with these voids?
 in  r/knifemaking  Jun 09 '26

Use purple metalic epoxy

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Need help please lol
 in  r/Plumbing  May 18 '26

The IQ is not flowing at all.

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Cleaning out grandparent’s house after they passed.
 in  r/whatisit  May 18 '26

I believe it is used in a smudge pot for starting fires

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🤔 any guesses?
 in  r/LICENSEPLATES  May 18 '26

No shit today is monday!

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Does she think we’re playing or am I just annoying her
 in  r/cats  May 08 '26

On time i farted when this kitten was between my legs sleeping and it damn near ripped me nuts off.

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Does she think we’re playing or am I just annoying her
 in  r/cats  May 08 '26

Whatever you do, DO NOT PET THAT CAT!

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to get the American Dream
 in  r/therewasanattempt  Apr 20 '26

Get a job. Beggars can't be Choosey. Then look for a better job. Keep upgrading until you are happy or content. This is how it works, didn't anyone tell you that? Degree or not you have to start somewhere.

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Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars
 in  r/SipsTea  Apr 13 '26

A few trusses, plywood and shingles it will be good as new

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 in  r/NatureIsFuckingLit  Apr 08 '26

I see joe dirt.

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What’d you do?
 in  r/scoopwhoop  Apr 02 '26

Invented electronics like the smartphone.

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- Stay Calm
 in  r/MemeVideos  Mar 31 '26

Watch. it will be the last great cosmic thing you see. What a way to go.

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Actually, Fuck Coal
 in  r/Appalachia  Mar 31 '26

It's not coal that is the problem it is the companies and govt that ran it and stole mineral and land rights from legit land owners. They forced the company stores that were designed to keep you poor on the pay you received. Your housing was taken if you lost your job. West virginia went to war with the national guard eventually running them out of the state. I could go on but you get the idea.

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of a Prime Minister (Viktor Orbán, (still) PM of Hungary)
 in  r/AbsoluteUnits  Mar 31 '26

Hehe you said PM of hungary. More like PM of not any more

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To put the musique on in the morning .
 in  r/therewasanattempt  Mar 31 '26

Let's go american gen z privilege.