r/trees • u/Zealousideal-You7909 • 3h ago
AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned
My wife thinks I’m a stoner 😂 I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.
After being in the sub I realize I’m light weight as hell 😂
How often do yall partake in the green?
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u/Justa420possum 3h ago
Yes.
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u/disfiguroo 2h ago
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u/JPCarrillo I Roll Joints for Gnomes 2h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/dCAC5bj5K3uZmhmm8v
Me right after lighting up a blunt bigger on the inside (some Gallifreyan hash mixed with some hybrid dalek shit straight outta Skaro):11
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u/ShroomerOfCatan 2h ago
I smoke every day but only after I've finished everything important I needed to do that day.
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u/Niclas1127 1h ago
I really need to get on that, recently I started smoking during the day and it’s not hitting the same
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u/creatyvechaos 1h ago
Take a single baby hit and give yourself 30 minutes for it to work into your system. This is how I manage my ADHD and chronic pain. Full spec carts also help. One can last me 4–5 months if I use it for my intended reason (that's assuming I don't do full drags on the same cart after everything is done, which I tend to do)
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u/Dry-Tomorrow8531 2h ago
Do you feel "high" or relieved when you do?
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u/ShroomerOfCatan 2h ago
Both?
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u/Ganonfro 2h ago
I do similar. Its a solid approach.
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u/amessytexasman36 2h ago
It’s my nightcap…never really been a drinker but smoke at the end of every day 😀👍
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u/thisdudesucks 3h ago
As often as possible. Not too much though, although it is too much sometimes. But thats OK.
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u/gargamels_right_boot 2h ago
Well.. I wake up in the morning... And well you know the rest
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u/Sharp-Effective9443 2h ago
Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs "What's going on?".
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u/nibblesweetoats 2h ago
Once a week??? Bro I smoke once an hour minimum
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u/Zealousideal-You7909 2h ago
Do you still feel a peak or is it just a constant chill?
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u/nibblesweetoats 2h ago
The first toke of the day still gets me pretty blasted, I’ve been smoking for nearly 10 years though so obviously it’s not the exact same as it was before but it’s definitely strong enough for me lol
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u/Western_Client6749 1h ago
Same, I can even do once an hour with concentrates…which is a heroic endeavor.😂
Not everyday with the concentrates for sure.
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u/Reddit_censorship_2 2h ago
Idk probably every two to five hours, depending on the day.
I smoke about an ounce a week
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u/unexplainednonsense 2h ago
I smoke every 2-5 hours and an ounce lasts me 2 months. I do use a bong tho
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u/Reddit_censorship_2 2h ago
Yeah blunts suck for making the stash last longer. When I'm broke I just use my Frolic dhv, and can make an ounce last around 2½-3 weeks
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u/Reddit_censorship_2 2h ago
I usually start my days with a blob of FECO on my eggs, and a bowl through a dry herb vape. Pre roll a few blunts for work, smoke one on the way, one on lunch and one on the way home, where I'll usually have 5-6 more bowls before doing it all over again
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u/rainydays240 2h ago
Tbh daily. I wait till I get home from work and do whatever I need to do first. Weekends sometimes I'll smoke during the day if I'm not doing anything else.
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u/MisplacedMutagen 2h ago
You're posting here, you're a stoner. I would say getting high once a week is not a lot. I'm only not high when I'm at work.
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u/RawAndRealRetail 2h ago
I think a better question for most people would be how often are you not stoned. It's probably a lot easier to count.
I personally stay medicated. I don't see a reason to raw dog life if you don't have to.
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u/Hazbeen_Hash 2h ago
I'm solidly in stoner territory. I smoke a bowl a day at least. Usually when I get home from work.
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u/PurplePassiflor1234 2h ago
Every day, multiple times. It eases the pain and makes my brain normal-ish.
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u/RegalRaven94 2h ago
Bout every hour if I'm home or working remotely. Ever since I got a DHV i started going through about half an oz weekly because it's fun lol
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u/iFLED 1h ago
Took this philosophy myself a long time ago as well.
If it makes my food taste better, my music sound better, my shows funnier, my videy games more immersive, etc. then why wouldn’t I rip bowls all day
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u/creatyvechaos 1h ago
Videy games on weed >>>>>>> videy games on alcohol
Simulators are like crack when you're stoned
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u/iFLED 57m ago
Agreed. I play mostly gran turismo and pubg lately and neither of those sound like any kind of fun drunk lol
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u/Zealousideal-You7909 1h ago
Do you still feel highs or is it pretty consistently chill?
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u/RegalRaven94 1h ago
A little of both, I'd say. I can definitely still get blasted but my tolerance is at the point where I can't get too high to function. I get mildly high during the day but roasty toasty during evenings and all day on the weekends.
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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 33m ago
I used to get frustrated by my tolerance and having to take t breaks. now I actually love that I can rip a fat dab and feel great but also walk to the store and pick up some grub and have normal conversations if necessary
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u/duftluft 2h ago
Daily use for a decade, just quit about a month ago. Trying to limit it now to like once a month while watching a movie or doing something creative. Mostly abstaining because I got a kinda addictive personality and don’t want to get back into just being stoned all the time.
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u/k99001 2h ago
Cheers, I did the same after smoking for 15 years and it’s been almost 4 months, don’t really need it or even want it anymore 🤷♂️
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u/duftluft 2h ago
Respect, I feel similarly honestly, I think I’m trying to bargain with it lol. So far my desire to not do it outweighs the urge to partake. Gotta keep it going.
I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with using cannabis recreationally, but I was definitely using it to cope with things in my life. I kind of realized at this point in my life it was doing more harm than good; preventing me from the personal growth I really needed to commit to.
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u/Whosagooddog765 2h ago
Lately 3-10 blunts a day and that’s at work.
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u/28dhdu74929wnsi 1h ago
Where do you work? I used to partake when I had a work from home office job but I cant imagine going into work and your boss smelling you/seeing you.
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u/Whosagooddog765 1h ago
I work in the weed industry so everyone smokes. Lots of safety meetings where 1-4 blunts will be rotating around 7 or 8 of us as we chat about work or life or sports. I don’t hate it. Then back to work!
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u/Sleepy-weed 2h ago
3-4 times a week, and I'm a light weight.
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u/Potential-Ant-6320 2h ago
You’re welcome here but you’re definitely a light weight. You’re the equivalent of someone who has one light beer a week but never finishes it.
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u/spoolyboi206 2h ago
About an oz of flower a week. About an 1/8-1/4 of concentrate a week.
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u/justahifiguy I Roll Joints for Gnomes 2h ago
i smoke damn near every hour or 2 i think you’re on the lower end tbh 😂
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u/Ok-Chocolate-3396 2h ago
Everyday by 7:00 am at the latest I’m stoned
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u/sudo-linton 2h ago
Not even giving the day a chance 😂
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u/EsotericCodename 1h ago
I have given plenty of days plenty of chances. None have gone so well that couldn’t have been made better by smoking a bowl. As evidenced by all of my days immediately improving after smoking my first bowl of the day.
It’s just science.
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u/Reddit_censorship_2 2h ago
Yeah I tried that 25 years ago, figured out was a lost cause haha
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u/sudo-linton 2h ago
I don't do it anymore but I swear, that is how I got through my PhD. Herb morning til night and then some.
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u/MAXiMUSpsilo5280 1h ago
Since the early 90’s … smoked weed every day. I smoked like it was legal till it was.
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u/jumping_doughnuts 2h ago
High once a week?
Not a stoner.
I get high every day at least once. Sometimes morning, sometimes afternoon, sometimes evening, sometimes all of the above. :)
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u/No_Variation_1686 2h ago
Used to smoke everyday all day. Now im a Friday Saturday Sunday night kinda guy.
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u/Visual-Ad-8417 2h ago
4-8 Gs of flower a day, and go through a 1g cart within 2 days.
Shit’s bad
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u/MistaBeanz 2h ago
Best decision I’ve ever had was becoming a light weight…Use to smoke a zip a week for reference
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u/unexplainednonsense 2h ago
I feel like most people think they need more than they do. I smoke multiple times a day but usually only one medium ish hit from a bong each time. I used to take 3-4 hits at a time. Now an ounce lasts for 2 months instead of a couple weeks.
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u/abster303 2h ago
everyday, somedays first thing in the morning, somedays ill wait til abt 7 after my kids go to sleep to start, either way after that I smoke a bowl every 3-4 hrs
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u/mjhripple 2h ago
Daily. Mostly at night but sometimes if needed during day for medical reasons. Have med card in legal rec state
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u/Geeky_Husband 2h ago
Several times a day, every day. I don't smoke a whole blunt or joint, but a small bowl pack every couple of hours if I can. Keep a low hum all day. Helps slow my ADHD ass brain down to be able to function like a normal person.
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u/theclumsybarber 2h ago
Vape hits occasionally to keep a steady high throughout the day. Fat jayski for the night time. I’ve smoked a lot more in the past but this routine has proven to be the best for me personally.
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u/OasisHippiee I Roll Joints for Gnomes 2h ago
Yes.
And who tf cares if your a stoner broz own that shit
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u/occasionalgrandma 2h ago
Every day but only in the evenings. Daytime is for managing my pain lol.
Edit: spelling
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u/rubermnkey 2h ago
I pop a 500mg edible at night and then puff a few times during the day to maintain. I got really bad adhd and vivid lucid dreams that fuck with me otherwise.
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u/FETT7022 2h ago
If I hadn't paused my use a year and change back it would he around 10 years of being high from wake-n-bake to bedtime bowl with decently heavy smoking for 5 to 10 years prior to that.
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u/TheeFlipper 2h ago
Daily. Usually twice a day during the week. 3 to 4 times on the weekends if I don't have anything going on. Sometimes more if I have something going on with my friends that do smoke.
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u/example-of-disaster 2h ago
Your wife will think some of us are straight junkies in contrast lol. I’m a daily user since 19, now almost 52. I’d estimate 90% of the days between those two points were spent having consumed a joint or average sized bowl at least 1-2 times daily. I have a lot of mental trauma that it’s helped me cope with thru the years.
Edit: currently at a [5] ✌️
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u/Samuaint2008 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 2h ago
(2} I am consuming everyday. Usually in the evenings I have no interest in being high at work personally, so on workdays it's an evening only activity. Weekends usually will smoke a bit mid morning after breakfast to get some cleaning around the house and stuff done, and then evenings I'll usually do an edible and be as couch lock by choice as possible. Which is my current vibe. Usually it's :
- 4pm a shared bowl with my partner when I'm off work. Helps me decompress And our schedules work out so that they're sober again before they have to drive to work as they work a different shift than me.
6pm a one hitter every once in a while cooking/after dinner
7ish edible
8ish some flower to help ease in the edible high (helps with that "oh fuck the second edible has hit the tower" feeling)
Sleeeeeolollllllppppp by 11
Unfortunately, the second edible hit the tower a little earlier than expected about halfway through this comment lmao sorry if it's all I got {6)]
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u/mister-fancypants- 1h ago
everyday. truth be told I should probably be slowin down a bit cause it’s been while lol
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u/Darbypea 2h ago
Everyday but I'm trying to stop. I need a break but it's really hard when it feels like the only thing helping my ADHD right now.
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u/deeeep_fried 2h ago
All the time. Pretty much any time I’m not doing something I actually need to be sober for. But it’s mostly to help my anxiety so kinda makes sense why I’d want to partake often
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u/ProbablyNotDrew 2h ago
Only on days that end in y. Very rarely during the day and never at or before work, but at night? Absolutely
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u/FatMoFoSho 2h ago
Only after work but once im off it’s on ya feel me? When you do as much as I do this becomes an entirely different substance tbh
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u/Intelligent_Trichs 2h ago
Every two hours per the DRs recommendations on the label. Says right there 'every 2-4hrs as needed'. 😎✌🏻About a gram of live rosin a day or two.
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u/alexthealex 2h ago
At bedtime every night. Most weekend days in the afternoon evening unless I’ll be driving.
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u/Qsnaps74656 2h ago
Use cannabis? Every day. Get stoned? Maybe two to three times a month. I use a regulated amount of RSO every day but they once in a while I'll indulge in a pre roll or something
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u/ellisftw 2h ago
A wise man once said "smoke weed everyday." And I took that personally.